DUEL MEH!!!!


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It doesn't seem to matter which side outnumber's which, if you beat someone, inevitably they are gonna blame it on whichever team you happen to be on, or whatever other person happens to be around when you kill them and then challenge you to a 1v1, cus they just know they can beatcha!

That's fine. But when you challenge someone to a duel then start calling out arbitrary rules, that's when it gets a lil funny.

Funny story: I was on a 44 dark/dark stalker and patrolling RV for smack-talkers to embarrass. 1 particular blaster was [censored] up a storm about anyone and everything so he was my primary farm target of the moment. He really started getting irate, and finally challenged me to a duel. I agreed, but he said "I don't duel stalkers."

"LoL wha? You challenged me."
"Stalkers are OP"
"Would it help if i told you I was dark/dark?"
"OP'd"
"LOL?"
"I'll duel any toon you have that ain't a stalker"

So I tell him to head to pocket D, and by this time we have a bit of an audience. I log one of my MM's in.

"An MM? Are you serious? MM's suck in pvp!"
"KK, gl hf"
"I'm not fighting an MM, not worth my time."
"Listed"
"Not fighting that toon, grab another one"
"LMAO, is there any other toon that yer *not gonna fight*? might save me some time."
"No, any other toon, but no stalkers, no MM's"

So I log on my elec/therm.

"LOL OP'd therm. gtfo"
"Are you serious?"
"Yes, I'm not fighting a therm."
" . . . ."

By now the crowd is jeering and laughing.

"Look dude, I'll tell you what, I'l log in 4 random toons from each of my accounts, you go ahead and choose which one you think you can beat, err *duel*."
"okay."

I do, and he chooses my Sonic corr which is uberly SO'd out . . . then swaps toons.

LMAO! He comes back with a sonic blaster that I can only assume is his *premier* duel toon. Goes thru his tray full of insp in the first 2 mins, but pwns me handily 5-0 in that amount of time, talking [censored] the whole time. Then he starts running from me, shooting then running away. Though I really doubted I had any chance of outdamaging him with only SO's, I chase and keep it interesting for the spectators.

He keeps saying "just quit the match man, you're beat! just quit, just quit, just quit."

LMAO, I can sense his desperation at being outta insp, so I start popping my own and finally get a kill. I totally expected him to quit right before he died, but I think the stacking of sonic caught him by surprise before he could.

The match ended up being 11-1 or something, but I was quite happy with the result. First time I ever lost a match so decisively but still felt like I won.

He challenged me to a duel in RV, I accepted then had to swap to 4 different toons and provide 8 different options for him before he finally chose one. Then he himself swapped to a different toon so he could *pwn* it. When he ran outta insp, he got beat.

Bottom line, if yer gonna challenge someone to a duel, then duel. The irony is, he prolly coulda beat that lvl 44 dark/dark stalker with whatever toon he happened to be on at the time in RV.


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he is insecure about things he hides in his pants


 

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Wallet? o.0


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no he has little pvpness


 

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You must have been extremely bored to put up with that nonsense.


 

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You must have been extremely bored to put up with that nonsense.

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/signed. I'd have AS'd him.


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dUmb, etc.
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It doesn't seem to matter which side outnumber's which, if you beat someone, inevitably they are gonna blame it on whichever team you happen to be on, or whatever other person happens to be around when you kill them and then challenge you to a 1v1, cus they just know they can beatcha!

That's fine. But when you challenge someone to a duel then start calling out arbitrary rules, that's when it gets a lil funny.

Funny story: I was on a 44 dark/dark stalker and patrolling RV for smack-talkers to embarrass. 1 particular blaster was [censored] up a storm about anyone and everything so he was my primary farm target of the moment. He really started getting irate, and finally challenged me to a duel. I agreed, but he said "I don't duel stalkers."

"LoL wha? You challenged me."
"Stalkers are OP"
"Would it help if i told you I was dark/dark?"
"OP'd"
"LOL?"
"I'll duel any toon you have that ain't a stalker"

So I tell him to head to pocket D, and by this time we have a bit of an audience. I log one of my MM's in.

"An MM? Are you serious? MM's suck in pvp!"
"KK, gl hf"
"I'm not fighting an MM, not worth my time."
"Listed"
"Not fighting that toon, grab another one"
"LMAO, is there any other toon that yer *not gonna fight*? might save me some time."
"No, any other toon, but no stalkers, no MM's"

So I log on my elec/therm.

"LOL OP'd therm. gtfo"
"Are you serious?"
"Yes, I'm not fighting a therm."
" . . . ."

By now the crowd is jeering and laughing.

"Look dude, I'll tell you what, I'l log in 4 random toons from each of my accounts, you go ahead and choose which one you think you can beat, err *duel*."
"okay."

I do, and he chooses my Sonic corr which is uberly SO'd out . . . then swaps toons.

LMAO! He comes back with a sonic blaster that I can only assume is his *premier* duel toon. Goes thru his tray full of insp in the first 2 mins, but pwns me handily 5-0 in that amount of time, talking [censored] the whole time. Then he starts running from me, shooting then running away. Though I really doubted I had any chance of outdamaging him with only SO's, I chase and keep it interesting for the spectators.

He keeps saying "just quit the match man, you're beat! just quit, just quit, just quit."

LMAO, I can sense his desperation at being outta insp, so I start popping my own and finally get a kill. I totally expected him to quit right before he died, but I think the stacking of sonic caught him by surprise before he could.

The match ended up being 11-1 or something, but I was quite happy with the result. First time I ever lost a match so decisively but still felt like I won.

He challenged me to a duel in RV, I accepted then had to swap to 4 different toons and provide 8 different options for him before he finally chose one. Then he himself swapped to a different toon so he could *pwn* it. When he ran outta insp, he got beat.

Bottom line, if yer gonna challenge someone to a duel, then duel. The irony is, he prolly coulda beat that lvl 44 dark/dark stalker with whatever toon he happened to be on at the time in RV.

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The guy/girl was a goofball, but clearly there are builds more powerful than others. MM's simply cannot be defeated by certain builds. And stalkers have a clear advantage against anyone, considering they ALWAYS decide when, where, and how to attack, not to mention they can disappear simply by running away.

I've played and fought against both stalkers and MM's, and because of the game mechanics, both were retardedly easy to both survive and get kills with.

That dude might have taken it a bit far, but there's a smidgeon of truth to the point he was making.


 

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The guy/girl was a goofball, but clearly there are builds more powerful than others. MM's simply cannot be defeated by certain builds. And stalkers have a clear advantage against anyone, considering they ALWAYS decide when, where, and how to attack, not to mention they can disappear simply by running away.

I've played and fought against both stalkers and MM's, and because of the game mechanics, both were retardedly easy to both survive and get kills with.

That dude might have taken it a bit far, but there's a smidgeon of truth to the point he was making.

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Not really. Stalkers are easy to kill when there out of hide, and if you cant kill them in a duel then there is seriously something wrong with your build. All you have to do is survive the initial AS. Also blasters will kill stalkers all day in a duel and this guy aparently didnt realize that. lol

Also MM's may take a little more challenge to beat, but they are not unbeatable. There are a handfull of options to beat a MM.

This whole story was LOL. Wish i coulda ben there to see that. Was this on freedom.


 

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Was this on freedom

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Taking all bets!


 

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The guy/girl was a goofball, but clearly there are builds more powerful than others. MM's simply cannot be defeated by certain builds. And stalkers have a clear advantage against anyone, considering they ALWAYS decide when, where, and how to attack, not to mention they can disappear simply by running away.

I've played and fought against both stalkers and MM's, and because of the game mechanics, both were retardedly easy to both survive and get kills with.

That dude might have taken it a bit far, but there's a smidgeon of truth to the point he was making.

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Not really. Stalkers are easy to kill when there out of hide, and if you cant kill them in a duel then there is seriously something wrong with your build. All you have to do is survive the initial AS. Also blasters will kill stalkers all day in a duel and this guy aparently didnt realize that. lol

Also MM's may take a little more challenge to beat, but they are not unbeatable. There are a handfull of options to beat a MM.

This whole story was LOL. Wish i coulda ben there to see that. Was this on freedom.

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Is there anything that's not easy to kill, in your opinion?


 

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The guy/girl was a goofball, but clearly there are builds more powerful than others. MM's simply cannot be defeated by certain builds. And stalkers have a clear advantage against anyone, considering they ALWAYS decide when, where, and how to attack, not to mention they can disappear simply by running away.

I've played and fought against both stalkers and MM's, and because of the game mechanics, both were retardedly easy to both survive and get kills with.

That dude might have taken it a bit far, but there's a smidgeon of truth to the point he was making.

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Not really. Stalkers are easy to kill when there out of hide, and if you cant kill them in a duel then there is seriously something wrong with your build. All you have to do is survive the initial AS. Also blasters will kill stalkers all day in a duel and this guy aparently didnt realize that. lol

Also MM's may take a little more challenge to beat, but they are not unbeatable. There are a handfull of options to beat a MM.

This whole story was LOL. Wish i coulda ben there to see that. Was this on freedom.

[/ QUOTE ]You must sharpen your blades on noobs, because i know my stalker doesn't go down easy, thats if i even go down. You exaggerate your position a bit i believe, espectially that bold mm talk, the ones that usually duel are experts using them and mostly either dark or pain gg beating one of them easy. And gg thinking all stalkers are easy wins, next time your tough melee toon want a fight, look up knockout ned and show me all this nonsense you speak of i guarantee it will be a fight and no easy win as you say...pfft


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The guy/girl was a goofball, but clearly there are builds more powerful than others. MM's simply cannot be defeated by certain builds. And stalkers have a clear advantage against anyone, considering they ALWAYS decide when, where, and how to attack, not to mention they can disappear simply by running away.

I've played and fought against both stalkers and MM's, and because of the game mechanics, both were retardedly easy to both survive and get kills with.

That dude might have taken it a bit far, but there's a smidgeon of truth to the point he was making.

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Not really. Stalkers are easy to kill when there out of hide, and if you cant kill them in a duel then there is seriously something wrong with your build. All you have to do is survive the initial AS. Also blasters will kill stalkers all day in a duel and this guy aparently didnt realize that. lol

Also MM's may take a little more challenge to beat, but they are not unbeatable. There are a handfull of options to beat a MM.

This whole story was LOL. Wish i coulda ben there to see that. Was this on freedom.

[/ QUOTE ]You must sharpen your blades on noobs, because i know my stalker doesn't go down easy, thats if i even go down. You exaggerate your position a bit i believe, espectially that bold mm talk, the ones that usually duel are experts using them and mostly either dark or pain gg beating one of them easy. And gg thinking all stalkers are easy wins, next time your tough melee toon want a fight, look up knockout ned and show me all this nonsense you speak of i guarantee it will be a fight and no easy win as you say...pfft

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Don't worry, Ned. People throw out ridiculous claims like this all the time.


 

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Is there anything that's not easy to kill, in your opinion?

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Yes. some regen scrappers and other toons played with skill.

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You must sharpen your blades on noobs, because i know my stalker doesn't go down easy, thats if i even go down. You exaggerate your position a bit i believe, espectially that bold mm talk, the ones that usually duel are experts using them and mostly either dark or pain gg beating one of them easy. And gg thinking all stalkers are easy wins, next time your tough melee toon want a fight, look up knockout ned and show me all this nonsense you speak of i guarantee it will be a fight and no easy win as you say...pfft


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I said with blaster not melee, I said Blaster. All I said is stalkers arn't unkillable specially in Duels. My blaster survives them most of the time. And no its not n00bs that i kill.

I never said Mm's were easy kills, I just said there are some ways to beat them. Which there are. Ive seen it.

We can duel to on test, unless you have one on justice. And if you beat me ill say GG. I like good challenges.


 

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Stalkers are easy to kill when there out of hide, and if you cant kill them in a duel then there is seriously something wrong with your build.

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All I said is stalkers arn't unkillable specially in Duels.

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Duel me.
I will work on my sig pic more when I have time.

 

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Is there anything that's not easy to kill, in your opinion?

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Yes. some regen scrappers and other toons played with skill.

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You must sharpen your blades on noobs, because i know my stalker doesn't go down easy, thats if i even go down. You exaggerate your position a bit i believe, espectially that bold mm talk, the ones that usually duel are experts using them and mostly either dark or pain gg beating one of them easy. And gg thinking all stalkers are easy wins, next time your tough melee toon want a fight, look up knockout ned and show me all this nonsense you speak of i guarantee it will be a fight and no easy win as you say...pfft


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I said with blaster not melee, I said Blaster. All I said is stalkers arn't unkillable specially in Duels. My blaster survives them most of the time. And no its not n00bs that i kill.

I never said Mm's were easy kills, I just said there are some ways to beat them. Which there are. Ive seen it.

We can duel to on test, unless you have one on justice. And if you beat me ill say GG. I like good challenges.

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Ok, got the regen scrap part. The other part is a bit vague. Lol. Could you elaborate on the "other toons played with skill."


 

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i heard this story from the other side on vent...the convo went quiet interesting since i actually know bonker...
all i could add to this is: less QQ moar pew pew :]


 

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I need to lolz playing a pain or dark MM "with skill" If skill is simply "hang in bodyguard and spam heals" then the skill curve has dropped so far it's underground.


Infinity and Victory mostly
dUmb, etc.
lolz PvP anymore, Market PvP for fun and profit

 

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I need to lolz playing a pain or dark MM "with skill" If skill is simply "hang in bodyguard and spam heals" then the skill curve has dropped so far it's underground.

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True enough. I Trow heals and upgrade my npcs fors ya. Lol

But I didn't say mm's that play with skills I said they can be beat with some skill.


 

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i heard this story from the other side on vent...the convo went quiet interesting since i actually know bonker...
all i could add to this is: less QQ moar pew pew :]

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You mean you know the guy that was demanding the duel but only against a specific thing he could beat?


 

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I need to lolz playing a pain or dark MM "with skill" If skill is simply "hang in bodyguard and spam heals" then the skill curve has dropped so far it's underground.

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True enough. I Trow heals and upgrade my npcs fors ya. Lol

But I didn't say mm's that play with skills I said they can be beat with some skill.

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Fair enough, I've seen sonic/devices rip them a new one. Problem is most MMs I've seen duel by getting all set up, debuffing you and then saying "go"

Of course, lolz zone duels.


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Of course, lolz zone duels.

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1 reason i finnaly jumped on the wagon and made a toon on freedom. Trying to get him levels now.

Also Son/dev u say. I wanted something different and not FOTM so thats what i rolled as my first freedom toon. LMAO Funny You said that.


 

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i heard this story from the other side on vent...the convo went quiet interesting since i actually know bonker...
all i could add to this is: less QQ moar pew pew :]

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You mean you know the guy that was demanding the duel but only against a specific thing he could beat?

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I said i know them...and am in friendly relationship with both...that is why the whole conversation was quiet interesting...

Personally i told him not to fall as a victim into Bonker's trolls it is hilarious but if you can't handle it you better just stay away from it. And to Bonker i could only say if you want to win bring what works. Simply as it is.
If Bonker lost a match but still feels as winner then the whole story payed off for him i guess.

Stop taking this game so serious. Have some fun or why even bother to play?

Meet ya all in zones/arena. GL HF.


 

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i heard this story from the other side on vent...the convo went quiet interesting since i actually know bonker...
all i could add to this is: less QQ moar pew pew :]

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You mean you know the guy that was demanding the duel but only against a specific thing he could beat?

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I said i know them...and am in friendly relationship with both...that is why the whole conversation was quiet interesting...

Personally i told him not to fall as a victim into Bonker's trolls it is hilarious but if you can't handle it you better just stay away from it.

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Heh. Wasn't trolling him, just throwing back the baloney he was spewing. Please remember, he callenged me to the duel.

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And to Bonker i could only say if you want to win bring what works. Simply as it is.

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Good advice. A bit silly, tho, to be offering that advice to me considering I brought 7 other toons he refused to fight precisely because they would have beat him.

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If Bonker lost a match but still feels as winner then the whole story payed off for him i guess.

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Well, of course I feel fine about it. He forfeited 7 matches in a row before he finally took one he could win. 7-1 in back to back matches is a good ratio for me.

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Stop taking this game so serious. Have some fun or why even bother to play?

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You know as well as anyone how *unserious* I take this game. I play and pvp precisely because I find it fun, especially when pwning jackasses who take it far more serious than any sane person oughta.

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Meet ya all in zones/arena. GL HF.

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Backatcha!


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LOL,
i nearly giggled out of my chair reading this garbage.

sure, i did accept his challenge..it's quite obvious..
Things he does not mention is that in that zone my comments were apart of a convo, in which he CLEARLY filtered and added to what he saw fit.
oddly enough his char is still a lowbie as it was then, which is why i chose not to duel it.
i care not that he was a lvl 40, but the comptetion was dry there.

sure, i lol'd when he brought his MM, that wasn't my fight, my char clearly wasn't designed to AoE spam a /paindom MM.
any decent pvper could see that that was a dumb fight...even players at PD agreed.

and furthermore, you never beat me, i never chugged an entire tray of inspirations, i didn't pop geas, nor eye of the magnus.

after 3-0 he pretty much stopped fighting and became a farm target, 6 mins into it, i asked did he want to quit, after taunting him..and of course he remained, so.. all hail free pvp io's?

anyhoot.
i have the screenie, of me murdering this bad player, 11-0.

if you'd like to continue, we can.
and yes.
I DID change from my psi to my sonic, he was more suited to fight a /thermal. errm */heat exhaustion
my bad ?
i came prepp'd to fight.
sadly, you did not.
11-0
good game, bucko.