CSI: Paragon


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Horatio: What do we got?

Officer: Mr. Brickz. A well known hero famous for his high pain tolerance. Before he became a hero, he was the star of the short lived TV series, The Wreckers. Didn't last a season.

Horatio: Looks like Mr. Brickz and his TV show had something else in common.



Horatio: They both tanked.

Issue 15 here yet?


 

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I think I'm the only person who actually likes David Caruso.


 

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I think I'm the only person who actually likes David Caruso.

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Not the only one.


 

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What in the holy hell is the point of this thread?


 

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To note how cool David Caruso is.


 

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To note how cool David Caruso is.

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So it'll be a short thread then?


 

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I think I'm the only person who actually likes David Caruso.

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Not the only one.

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I like David Caruso for about two minutes at the beginning of each episode. It's great for a laugh.


 

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I always wonder if he reads those lines, stops, and asks "Really? We're [censored] paying someone money to write this?"


�Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.� ― John Wayne

�Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!� - George Carlin

 

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Horatio: What do we got?

Officer: Mr. Brickz. A well known hero famous for his high pain tolerance. Before he became a hero, he was the star of the short lived TV series, The Wreckers. Didn't last a season.

Horatio: Looks like Mr. Brickz and his TV show had something else in common.



Horatio: They both tanked.


YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

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That's better.


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I think I'm the only person who actually likes David Caruso.

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David is the best of the CSI bosses


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I think I'm the only person who actually likes David Caruso.

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David is the best of the CSI bosses

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David is hands down the most effortlessly sexy and badass man alive. He exudes sex appeal and bad-assary... he has both of those traits in such high quantaties that it doesn't leave room for anything else like acting ability. That's why his vocal range consists of how he holds/wears his sunglasses.


 

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David is hands down the most effortlessly sexy and badass man alive. He exudes sex appeal and bad-assary... he has both of those traits in such high quantaties that it doesn't leave room for anything else like acting ability. That's why his vocal range consists of how he holds/wears his sunglasses.

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Do you know David Caruso?

I know him, did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. David said it would've happened sometime.






 

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Do you know David Caruso?

I know him, did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. David said it would've happened sometime.

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Nah, I dunno him... I'm just talking about the character he portrays and making fun of his acting ability.

I'm really talking about how the defining aspects of the character of Horatiao Caine are sexyness, bad-assary and no emotional range or acting ability.


 

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Do you know David Caruso?

I know him, did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. David said it would've happened sometime.

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Nah, I dunno him... I'm just talking about the character he portrays and making fun of his acting ability.

I'm really talking about how the defining aspects of the character of Horatiao Caine are sexyness, bad-assary and no emotional range or acting ability.

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Nudge. ;]






 

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Horatio: What do we got?

Officer: Mr. Brickz. A well known hero famous for his high pain tolerance. Before he became a hero, he was the star of the short lived TV series, The Wreckers. Didn't last a season.

Horatio: Looks like Mr. Brickz and his TV show had something else in common.



Horatio: They both tanked.


YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

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That's better.

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David is hands down the most effortlessly sexy and badass man alive. He exudes sex appeal and bad-assary... he has both of those traits in such high quantaties that it doesn't leave room for anything else like acting ability. That's why his vocal range consists of how he holds/wears his sunglasses.

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Are we talking about Carrot Top???

Oh Zang! I totally agree. He's one sexy hunk of beefcake


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Oh god! Oh god! Oh my eyes!!!

Why, oh why did I click on that link?

Hate you for that Fuzz!


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Oh god! Oh god! Oh my eyes!!!

Why, oh why did I click on that link?

Hate you for that Fuzz!


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Was that really worse than being Rick-Roll'd?

I'm sorry


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I finally get this thread:

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