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2short2care

 

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Crabmeat wrapped in bacon with melted cheese is really the best.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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"Sorry" doesn't change the oil.


 

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Been there, done that, got the tee.


 

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I got the magnet instead.


 

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I got your wallet.


 

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Well, I have a collection of wallets, perhaps one is yours.


 

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That's not what I heard...someone said you were 'full of it'..*giggles and ducks*


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Male enhancement products do NOT work....on trees.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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or mules


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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at my mums, actually still am, just decided to come back and face the annoyance.


 

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My Uncle Bill doesn't have enough hair on his chest to make a wig for a grape.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Quick Make a wish!!!


 

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Tell him that he's keeping the universe in balance, because Robin Willaims' back more than makes up for your Uncle's lack of chest hair.

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I hope to never have a pocky botch


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�