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Aerones

 

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was clearing out some of my 1500 screenies and figured i'd have some fun with a few i wasn't sure about keeping. So, give it your best ZING!

One

Two

C

ANd number 5


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One: Did anyone get the licence plate number of that bus?

Two: I think I should pick a different line of work.

C: Can I see your license and registration? Huh, no one's in there. Ghost car!!!

5: Uh, I got nothing.


 

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One: Cephticus learns the hard way why you don't make wisecracks about the Gods...


Eagles may soar, but Pigions don't get sucked into Jet engines.

 

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One: Cephticus learns the hard way why you don't make wisecracks about the Gods...

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made me laugh!


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One

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Drugs:
Make you die happy.

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Two

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Swordfight!

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C

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Must. Stay. Still.
. . .Only 15 minutes until Dunkin' Donuts opens.

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ANd number 5

[/ QUOTE ]Bigger ain't necessarily "better."


 

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ANd number 5

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I know what you're thinking. "Did she fire thirty-six shots or only thirty-five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a 9mm Uzi, the most powerful submachine gun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?


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two:

WHAT'S A MOHEL???


Oh yeah, that was the time that girl got her whatchamacallit stuck in that guys dooblickitz and then what his name did that thing with the lizards and it cleared right up.

screw your joke, i want "FREEM"

 

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one:

helmet.....too....tight....crushing....skull......


Oh yeah, that was the time that girl got her whatchamacallit stuck in that guys dooblickitz and then what his name did that thing with the lizards and it cleared right up.

screw your joke, i want "FREEM"

 

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4. in texas, this would be a wedding proposal.

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Awesome...i lol'd


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