Spazz's Guide/FAQ to the PWNZ Section
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Angry_Citizen,
Posted on: 2008-04-13 20:36 in Player Guides
tl;dr
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Nobody comes to PWNZ for the sole reason to post in PWNZ and "get in" with us.
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What am I, chopped liver?
Yes.
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Nobody comes to PWNZ for the sole reason to post in PWNZ and "get in" with us.
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What am I, chopped liver?
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Sans gratuitous portion of onions.
Ytmnd is for tools, rickrolls are lame.
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tl;dr
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When explaining traditions, Spazz, you forgot the part where this person insists that they are not that person while very obviously being so.
Heh, when I saw that the fourth link was to "Random [censored]", I thought "Yeah... that's going to be 'quarters thread'". 
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tl;dr
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When explaining traditions, Spazz, you forgot the part where this person insists that they are not that person while very obviously being so.
Heh, when I saw that the fourth link was to "Random [censored]", I thought "Yeah... that's going to be 'quarters thread'".
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You mean the post you wrote where you think I'm TOTALITY? I'm actually offended by that accusation you made. 
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tl;dr
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When explaining traditions, Spazz, you forgot the part where this person insists that they are not that person while very obviously being so.
Heh, when I saw that the fourth link was to "Random [censored]", I thought "Yeah... that's going to be 'quarters thread'".
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You mean the post you wrote where you think I'm TOTALITY? I'm actually offended by that accusation you made.
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cry moar
edit: and Marcian, I'd have explained that, except I was 3 quarts drunk at the time and couldn't remember everything. Also, I'm too lazy to do anything about it now.
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tl;dr
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When explaining traditions, Spazz, you forgot the part where this person insists that they are not that person while very obviously being so.
Heh, when I saw that the fourth link was to "Random [censored]", I thought "Yeah... that's going to be 'quarters thread'".
[/ QUOTE ]
You mean the post you wrote where you think I'm TOTALITY? I'm actually offended by that accusation you made.
[/ QUOTE ]
cry moar
edit: and Marcian, I'd have explained that, except I was 3 quarts drunk at the time and couldn't remember everything. Also, I'm too lazy to do anything about it now.
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I actually thought that you were WAY below the drinking age. What a learning experience PWNZ is. Hrup hrup!
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tl;dr
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When explaining traditions, Spazz, you forgot the part where this person insists that they are not that person while very obviously being so.
Heh, when I saw that the fourth link was to "Random [censored]", I thought "Yeah... that's going to be 'quarters thread'".
[/ QUOTE ]
You mean the post you wrote where you think I'm TOTALITY? I'm actually offended by that accusation you made.
[/ QUOTE ]
cry moar
edit: and Marcian, I'd have explained that, except I was 3 quarts drunk at the time and couldn't remember everything. Also, I'm too lazy to do anything about it now.
[/ QUOTE ]
I actually thought that you were WAY below the drinking age. What a learning experience PWNZ is. Hrup hrup!
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Nobody knows my true age, or what I do at my age.
*cue evil laugh*
+1
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Okay, forget for a minute that I'm an idiot, and that you hate me and the population of PWNZ. Okay? Now, here's a how-to/heads-up to the forum newbies/interested couples/singles on the PWNZ forum.
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Okay, my "/" fetish has been satiated for the moment/second ([censored]!). This guide is to explain what the hell PWNZ is for people who are too lazy to go to the "What the heck is the PWNZ forum?" thread, and this is a bit more colorful and sarcastic.
1. What the heck is PWNZ anyway?
PWNZ was created back in the day for people to tout challenges (lolPvP) and mess around with each other on the forums because they couldn't piss off enough people in-game. It was split from PvP General because of flaming issues and the fact that nobody that visited PvP General left with their lunch. It's seen some of the most (dis)respected forum goers in the entire forum; Meldash, Sixy, H0j, Greyle, _Kid_, M3z, Rystorm, Herr_Salmon, Flea_Mark_Evil, and more then can be mentioned. I know I forgot some. Don't care.
2. Who usually takes part in the PWNZ forum debates/debacles?
Well, the daily regulars usually consist of: Cheita_Corps, Spinestradomus, Xury2 (rarely), Flower_VAse, Fuzzywonder22, wombatula, Ex Libris - our resident forum Mod (rarely), Syph (aka Chris_Crocker), New_Era, Marcian_Tobay, Cynergyspyke, Reiraku, Lovelife, Grinnz, M3z (again, rarely), and of course, me. I know I probably missed some again, but those are just the ones off the top of my head. PM meh if I missed you, providing you care enough in the first place.
4. What usually goes on in PWNZ?
Well, depending on the day/hour you join our lovely section of the forums, there are a wide range of topics including, but not limited to;
Wii's and SSBB
Funny-[censored] threads to watch and lawl at
Our Silly Antics
and Random [censored] we know nothing about.
Yes, there is no 3. 3 is overrated.
5. Why would I post in PWNZ?
Because you want to be funny? I dunno. Nobody comes to PWNZ for the sole reason to post in PWNZ and "get in" with us. We aren't even the "in" people. We're the out. So if you want to get "in" with the "out" guys, this is the place. Nobody likes us because we don't think that the internet is srs bzns. If you think it is, more power to you. We tl;dr and /jranger things here just to mess around. Of course, we also troll the forums every once in a while for kicks, but that's another story and another ban...
We basically just screw around here because if we did that everywhere else, we'd get banned and that wouldn't be very good. For us.
6. How can I get "in" with PWNZ?
You don't . How many times do I have to say that? We aren't a clique, though most people think we are. We just screw around in our free time. If you want to post there, you might get a laugh, or you might get a gtfo. It just depends on the day of the week, or for some of us *cough*M3z*cough* the time of the month. 
7. So, if PWNZ is just a place for trolling, laughing at each other, making fun of Mod3, Mod4, and Mod9, pissing off newbies, thinking up shiny red titles, SSBBPvP codes, links to meatspins, RickRolls, and YTMND, why have it when the devs can focus their options on other, healthier things for the community?
Because if they destroyed PWNZ and let us out, there'd be a lot more than Hell to pay. Think Sixy, Meldash, 2 guys 1 elephant, massive lawlz and permabans. The devs don't want that. They're like a smaller, smarter version of the U.S. (or if you'd prefer, the Canadian) Government. They keep the psychos penned up away from society so it doesn't get plunged into total anarchy. I exaggerate, of course, but you get the picture.
8. So, why are you making this FAQ/Guide to PWNZ anyways?
So a certain someone will give me a [censored] personal title. I'm very keen on shiney titles. That, and it would definitely help some people who have no clue what PWNZ is and what they'd be getting themselves into by posting even a single thing in PWNZ.
9. So, if I want to post in PWNZ, what should I do to prepare myself for it?
Steel-coat your pride. RickRoll yourself dozens of times to get yourself used to it. Practice MSPaint and Photoshop, or a cheap imitation. Check out Youtube for funny [censored]. Check out YTMND.com for even moar funny [censored]. 134RN 2 1337 5P34K. Become slightly emo, but only on teh intarwebs. Read sections of the urban dictionary. Lurk moar. Especially lurk moar. Lurking can make the difference between an idiot and a PWNZ poster, which can sometimes mean the same thing, but only if you're a funny idiot.
Play the game. PvP in the game. Buy a Wii and play SSBB online with us, or with anyone for that matter. Do anything that remotely resembles PvP. Even [censored] checkers. [censored] a whole [censored] lot. It's [censored] cool to [censored] talk [censored] [censored] [censored] like this. Get to know us. PM me or another PWNZer to find out what we think is funny. Or don't, it doesn't matter in the long run.
Do one of these in a random thread: [ QUOTE ]
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Post tinyurls with RickRolls attached. I dunno, whatever you think looks funny. We probably won't think so, but in the end, we're just forum bullies, right? Some people look up to us, some people - well, the majority of people - hate us very hard. The main thing to remember is that we. don't. care. Not one bit. Try us. We'll RickRoll, Meatspin, and 2Girls1Cup you so hard and fast your head'll still be stuck in your bum and you'll think that smell is [censored] PANCAKES!!!1
tl;dr: PWNZ posters don't give a damn, so newbies beware, lurk moar, lolPvP, and good day sir.
[/ QUOTE ]kay, forget for a minute that I'm an idiot, and that you hate me and the population of PWNZ. Okay? Now, here's a how-to/heads-up to the forum newbies/interested couples/singles on the PWNZ forum.
//////////////////////////////////
Okay, my "/" fetish has been satiated for the moment/second ([censored]!). This guide is to explain what the hell PWNZ is for people who are too lazy to go to the "What the heck is the PWNZ forum?" thread, and this is a bit more colorful and sarcastic.
1. What the heck is PWNZ anyway?
PWNZ was created back in the day for people to tout challenges (lolPvP) and mess around with each other on the forums because they couldn't piss off enough people in-game. It was split from PvP General because of flaming issues and the fact that nobody that visited PvP General left with their lunch. It's seen some of the most (dis)respected forum goers in the entire forum; Meldash, Sixy, H0j, Greyle, _Kid_, M3z, Rystorm, Herr_Salmon, Flea_Mark_Evil, and more then can be mentioned. I know I forgot some. Don't care.
2. Who usually takes part in the PWNZ forum debates/debacles?
Well, the daily regulars usually consist of: Cheita_Corps, Spinestradomus, Xury2 (rarely), Flower_VAse, Fuzzywonder22, wombatula, Ex Libris - our resident forum Mod (rarely), Syph (aka Chris_Crocker), New_Era, Marcian_Tobay, Cynergyspyke, Reiraku, Lovelife, Grinnz, M3z (again, rarely), and of course, me. I know I probably missed some again, but those are just the ones off the top of my head. PM meh if I missed you, providing you care enough in the first place.
4. What usually goes on in PWNZ?
Well, depending on the day/hour you join our lovely section of the forums, there are a wide range of topics including, but not limited to;
Wii's and SSBB
Funny-[censored] threads to watch and lawl at
Our Silly Antics
and Random [censored] we know nothing about.
Yes, there is no 3. 3 is overrated.
5. Why would I post in PWNZ?
Because you want to be funny? I dunno. Nobody comes to PWNZ for the sole reason to post in PWNZ and "get in" with us. We aren't even the "in" people. We're the out. So if you want to get "in" with the "out" guys, this is the place. Nobody likes us because we don't think that the internet is srs bzns. If you think it is, more power to you. We tl;dr and /jranger things here just to mess around. Of course, we also troll the forums every once in a while for kicks, but that's another story and another ban...
We basically just screw around here because if we did that everywhere else, we'd get banned and that wouldn't be very good. For us.
6. How can I get "in" with PWNZ?
You don't . How many times do I have to say that? We aren't a clique, though most people think we are. We just screw around in our free time. If you want to post there, you might get a laugh, or you might get a gtfo. It just depends on the day of the week, or for some of us *cough*M3z*cough* the time of the month.
7. So, if PWNZ is just a place for trolling, laughing at each other, making fun of Mod3, Mod4, and Mod9, pissing off newbies, thinking up shiny red titles, SSBBPvP codes, links to meatspins, RickRolls, and YTMND, why have it when the devs can focus their options on other, healthier things for the community?
Because if they destroyed PWNZ and let us out, there'd be a lot more than Hell to pay. Think Sixy, Meldash, 2 guys 1 elephant, massive lawlz and permabans. The devs don't want that. They're like a smaller, smarter version of the U.S. (or if you'd prefer, the Canadian) Government. They keep the psychos penned up away from society so it doesn't get plunged into total anarchy. I exaggerate, of course, but you get the picture.
8. So, why are you making this FAQ/Guide to PWNZ anyways?
So a certain someone will give me a [censored] personal title. I'm very keen on shiney titles. That, and it would definitely help some people who have no clue what PWNZ is and what they'd be getting themselves into by posting even a single thing in PWNZ.
9. So, if I want to post in PWNZ, what should I do to prepare myself for it?
Steel-coat your pride. RickRoll yourself dozens of times to get yourself used to it. Practice MSPaint and Photoshop, or a cheap imitation. Check out Youtube for funny [censored]. Check out YTMND.com for even moar funny [censored]. 134RN 2 1337 5P34K. Become slightly emo, but only on teh intarwebs. Read sections of the urban dictionary. Lurk moar. Especially lurk moar. Lurking can make the difference between an idiot and a PWNZ poster, which can sometimes mean the same thing, but only if you're a funny idiot.
Play the game. PvP in the game. Buy a Wii and play SSBB online with us, or with anyone for that matter. Do anything that remotely resembles PvP. Even [censored] checkers. [censored] a whole [censored] lot. It's [censored] cool to [censored] talk [censored] [censored] [censored] like this. Get to know us. PM me or another PWNZer to find out what we think is funny. Or don't, it doesn't matter in the long run.
Do one of these in a random thread:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
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Quote:
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Post tinyurls with RickRolls attached. I dunno, whatever you think looks funny. We probably won't think so, but in the end, we're just forum bullies, right? Some people look up to us, some people - well, the majority of people - hate us very hard. The main thing to remember is that we. don't. care. Not one bit. Try us. We'll RickRoll, Meatspin, and 2Girls1Cup you so hard and fast your head'll still be stuck in your bum and you'll think that smell is [censored] PANCAKES!!!1
tl;dr: PWNZ posters don't give a damn, so newbies beware, lurk moar, lolPvP, and good day sir.
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Re: Spazz's Guide/FAQ to the PWNZ Section [Re: _Spazz_]
#10591115 - 04/13/08 10:51 PM
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#10591164 - 04/13/08 11:02 PM
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What am I, chopped liver?
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Re: Spazz's Guide/FAQ to the PWNZ Section [Re: Scheister]
#10591166 - 04/13/08 11:02 PM
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Yes.
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Re: Spazz's Guide/FAQ to the PWNZ Section [Re: Scheister]
#10591228 - 04/13/08 11:17 PM
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Sans gratuitous portion of onions.
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Ytmnd is for tools, rickrolls are lame.
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#10598230 - 04/14/08 10:26 PM
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When explaining traditions, Spazz, you forgot the part where this person insists that they are not that person while very obviously being so.
Heh, when I saw that the fourth link was to "Random [censored]", I thought "Yeah... that's going to be 'quarters thread'".
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When explaining traditions, Spazz, you forgot the part where this person insists that they are not that person while very obviously being so.
Heh, when I saw that the fourth link was to "Random [censored]", I thought "Yeah... that's going to be 'quarters thread'".
You mean the post you wrote where you think I'm TOTALITY? I'm actually offended by that accusation you made.
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Re: Spazz's Guide/FAQ to the PWNZ Section [Re: Techno_Viking]
#10603517 - 04/15/08 03:34 PM
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When explaining traditions, Spazz, you forgot the part where this person insists that they are not that person while very obviously being so.
Heh, when I saw that the fourth link was to "Random [censored]", I thought "Yeah... that's going to be 'quarters thread'".
You mean the post you wrote where you think I'm TOTALITY? I'm actually offended by that accusation you made.
cry moar
edit: and Marcian, I'd have explained that, except I was 3 quarts drunk at the time and couldn't remember everything. Also, I'm too lazy to do anything about it now.
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Edited by _Spazz_ (04/15/08 03:35 PM)
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Re: Spazz's Guide/FAQ to the PWNZ Section [Re: _Spazz_]
#10606477 - 04/15/08 10:34 PM
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When explaining traditions, Spazz, you forgot the part where this person insists that they are not that person while very obviously being so.
Heh, when I saw that the fourth link was to "Random [censored]", I thought "Yeah... that's going to be 'quarters thread'".
You mean the post you wrote where you think I'm TOTALITY? I'm actually offended by that accusation you made.
cry moar
edit: and Marcian, I'd have explained that, except I was 3 quarts drunk
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Righto.
You fail for not keeping in the header and footer info.
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You fail for not keeping in the header and footer info.
Learn2TextWall
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ntern3t is srs bznis
Seriously though, I am interested in your groups movement to standardize the internet and I would like to subscribe to your news letter.
Spazz, your guide to pwnz is the best guide to pwnz I have ever read. Perhaps you could write a guide on how to text wall, or maybe just how to [censored] off in general to educate those of us not in the know? That way i could avoid being criticized for [censored] around.
Note: not really interested in being told how to screw around on the internet.
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3.5 servers of alts....I need help.
May the rawk be with you.
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Spazz, your guide to pwnz is the best guide to pwnz I have ever read. Perhaps you could write a guide on how to text wall, or maybe just how to [censored] off in general to educate those of us not in the know? That way i could avoid being criticized for [censored] around.
Note: not really interested in being told how to screw around on the internet.
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Awwww, is someone a little grumpy? Yes he is! Yes! C'mere, cutsie wootsie, someone needs a big hug!
Turn that frown upside down, mister!
bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-
ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenth ur-
nuk!
[ QUOTE ]
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You fail for not keeping in the header and footer info.
Learn2TextWall
[/ QUOTE ]
ntern3t is srs bznis
Seriously though, I am interested in your groups movement to standardize the internet and I would like to subscribe to your news letter.
Spazz, your guide to pwnz is the best guide to pwnz I have ever read. Perhaps you could write a guide on how to text wall, or maybe just how to [censored] off in general to educate those of us not in the know? That way i could avoid being criticized for [censored] around.
Note: not really interested in being told how to screw around on the internet.
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Maybe I should write a guide on how to [censored] detect sarcasm. Here goes:
See Aett_Thorn.
Done.
edit: and I'm supposed to give a flying hoot about what you think about me? If I did that, you, Susan, would definitely be one of the highest on my list of people to implicate in my inevitable, explosive suicide.
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You fail for not keeping in the header and footer info.
Learn2TextWall
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ntern3t is srs bznis
Seriously though, I am interested in your groups movement to standardize the internet and I would like to subscribe to your news letter.
Spazz, your guide to pwnz is the best guide to pwnz I have ever read. Perhaps you could write a guide on how to text wall, or maybe just how to [censored] off in general to educate those of us not in the know? That way i could avoid being criticized for [censored] around.
Note: not really interested in being told how to screw around on the internet.
[/ QUOTE ]
Maybe I should write a guide on how to [censored] detect sarcasm. Here goes:
See Aett_Thorn.
Done.
edit: and I'm supposed to give a flying hoot about what you think about me? If I did that, you, Susan, would definitely be one of the highest on my list of people to implicate in my inevitable, explosive suicide.
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ahh, the irony is delectable.
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[ QUOTE ]
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Spazz, your guide to pwnz is the best guide to pwnz I have ever read. Perhaps you could write a guide on how to text wall, or maybe just how to [censored] off in general to educate those of us not in the know? That way i could avoid being criticized for [censored] around.
Note: not really interested in being told how to screw around on the internet.
[/ QUOTE ]
Awwww, is someone a little grumpy? Yes he is! Yes! C'mere, cutsie wootsie, someone needs a big hug!
Turn that frown upside down, mister!
[/ QUOTE ]
lol, that you could possibly think enough of yourself to presume i honestly care for your opinions.
I was just pointing out before that refering to some unwritten rule about farking off is rediculous in itself. but hey, it got a reaction, so I guess it succeeded.
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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Spazz, your guide to pwnz is the best guide to pwnz I have ever read. Perhaps you could write a guide on how to text wall, or maybe just how to [censored] off in general to educate those of us not in the know? That way i could avoid being criticized for [censored] around.
Note: not really interested in being told how to screw around on the internet.
[/ QUOTE ]
Awwww, is someone a little grumpy? Yes he is! Yes! C'mere, cutsie wootsie, someone needs a big hug!
Turn that frown upside down, mister!
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lol, that you could possibly think enough of yourself to presume i honestly care for your opinions.
I was just pointing out before that refering to some unwritten rule about farking off is rediculous in itself. but hey, it got a reaction, so I guess it succeeded.
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Then why, exactly, do you think they care?
Noone cares. It's a beautiful cycle of uncaring on both sides.
Doom.
Yep.
This is really doom.
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Okay, forget for a minute that I'm an idiot, and that you hate me and the population of PWNZ. Okay? Now, here's a how-to/heads-up to the forum newbies/interested couples/singles on the PWNZ forum.
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Okay, my "/" fetish has been satiated for the moment/second ([censored]!). This guide is to explain what the hell PWNZ is for people who are too lazy to go to the "What the heck is the PWNZ forum?" thread, and this is a bit more colorful and sarcastic.
1. What the heck is PWNZ anyway?
PWNZ was created back in the day for people to tout challenges (lolPvP) and mess around with each other on the forums because they couldn't piss off enough people in-game. It was split from PvP General because of flaming issues and the fact that nobody that visited PvP General left with their lunch. It's seen some of the most (dis)respected forum goers in the entire forum; Meldash, Sixy, H0j, Greyle, _Kid_, M3z, Rystorm, Herr_Salmon, Flea_Mark_Evil, and more then can be mentioned. I know I forgot some. Don't care.
2. Who usually takes part in the PWNZ forum debates/debacles?
Well, the daily regulars usually consist of: Cheita_Corps, Spinestradomus, Xury2 (rarely), Flower_VAse, Fuzzywonder22, wombatula, Ex Libris - our resident forum Mod (rarely), Syph (aka Chris_Crocker), New_Era, Marcian_Tobay, Cynergyspyke, Reiraku, Lovelife, Grinnz, M3z (again, rarely), and of course, me. I know I probably missed some again, but those are just the ones off the top of my head. PM meh if I missed you, providing you care enough in the first place.
4. What usually goes on in PWNZ?
Well, depending on the day/hour you join our lovely section of the forums, there are a wide range of topics including, but not limited to;
Wii's and SSBB
Funny-[censored] threads to watch and lawl at
Our Silly Antics
and Random [censored] we know nothing about.
Yes, there is no 3. 3 is overrated.
5. Why would I post in PWNZ?
Because you want to be funny? I dunno. Nobody comes to PWNZ for the sole reason to post in PWNZ and "get in" with us. We aren't even the "in" people. We're the out. So if you want to get "in" with the "out" guys, this is the place. Nobody likes us because we don't think that the internet is srs bzns. If you think it is, more power to you. We tl;dr and /jranger things here just to mess around. Of course, we also troll the forums every once in a while for kicks, but that's another story and another ban...
We basically just screw around here because if we did that everywhere else, we'd get banned and that wouldn't be very good. For us.
6. How can I get "in" with PWNZ?
You don't . How many times do I have to say that? We aren't a clique, though most people think we are. We just screw around in our free time. If you want to post there, you might get a laugh, or you might get a gtfo. It just depends on the day of the week, or for some of us *cough*M3z*cough* the time of the month.
7. So, if PWNZ is just a place for trolling, laughing at each other, making fun of Mod3, Mod4, and Mod9, pissing off newbies, thinking up shiny red titles, SSBBPvP codes, links to meatspins, RickRolls, and YTMND, why have it when the devs can focus their options on other, healthier things for the community?
Because if they destroyed PWNZ and let us out, there'd be a lot more than Hell to pay. Think Sixy, Meldash, 2 guys 1 elephant, massive lawlz and permabans. The devs don't want that. They're like a smaller, smarter version of the U.S. (or if you'd prefer, the Canadian) Government. They keep the psychos penned up away from society so it doesn't get plunged into total anarchy. I exaggerate, of course, but you get the picture.
8. So, why are you making this FAQ/Guide to PWNZ anyways?
So a certain someone will give me a [censored] personal title. I'm very keen on shiney titles. That, and it would definitely help some people who have no clue what PWNZ is and what they'd be getting themselves into by posting even a single thing in PWNZ.
9. So, if I want to post in PWNZ, what should I do to prepare myself for it?
Steel-coat your pride. RickRoll yourself dozens of times to get yourself used to it. Practice MSPaint and Photoshop, or a cheap imitation. Check out Youtube for funny [censored]. Check out YTMND.com for even moar funny [censored]. 134RN 2 1337 5P34K. Become slightly emo, but only on teh intarwebs. Read sections of the urban dictionary. Lurk moar. Especially lurk moar. Lurking can make the difference between an idiot and a PWNZ poster, which can sometimes mean the same thing, but only if you're a funny idiot.
Play the game. PvP in the game. Buy a Wii and play SSBB online with us, or with anyone for that matter. Do anything that remotely resembles PvP. Even [censored] checkers. [censored] a whole [censored] lot. It's [censored] cool to [censored] talk [censored] [censored] [censored] like this. Get to know us. PM me or another PWNZer to find out what we think is funny. Or don't, it doesn't matter in the long run.
Do one of these in a random thread: [ QUOTE ]
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Post tinyurls with RickRolls attached. I dunno, whatever you think looks funny. We probably won't think so, but in the end, we're just forum bullies, right? Some people look up to us, some people - well, the majority of people - hate us very hard. The main thing to remember is that we. don't. care. Not one bit. Try us. We'll RickRoll, Meatspin, and 2Girls1Cup you so hard and fast your head'll still be stuck in your bum and you'll think that smell is [censored] PANCAKES!!!1
tl;dr: PWNZ posters don't give a damn, so newbies beware, lurk moar, lolPvP, and good day sir.
[/ QUOTE ]kay, forget for a minute that I'm an idiot, and that you hate me and the population of PWNZ. Okay? Now, here's a how-to/heads-up to the forum newbies/interested couples/singles on the PWNZ forum.
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Okay, my "/" fetish has been satiated for the moment/second ([censored]!). This guide is to explain what the hell PWNZ is for people who are too lazy to go to the "What the heck is the PWNZ forum?" thread, and this is a bit more colorful and sarcastic.
1. What the heck is PWNZ anyway?
PWNZ was created back in the day for people to tout challenges (lolPvP) and mess around with each other on the forums because they couldn't piss off enough people in-game. It was split from PvP General because of flaming issues and the fact that nobody that visited PvP General left with their lunch. It's seen some of the most (dis)respected forum goers in the entire forum; Meldash, Sixy, H0j, Greyle, _Kid_, M3z, Rystorm, Herr_Salmon, Flea_Mark_Evil, and more then can be mentioned. I know I forgot some. Don't care.
2. Who usually takes part in the PWNZ forum debates/debacles?
Well, the daily regulars usually consist of: Cheita_Corps, Spinestradomus, Xury2 (rarely), Flower_VAse, Fuzzywonder22, wombatula, Ex Libris - our resident forum Mod (rarely), Syph (aka Chris_Crocker), New_Era, Marcian_Tobay, Cynergyspyke, Reiraku, Lovelife, Grinnz, M3z (again, rarely), and of course, me. I know I probably missed some again, but those are just the ones off the top of my head. PM meh if I missed you, providing you care enough in the first place.
4. What usually goes on in PWNZ?
Well, depending on the day/hour you join our lovely section of the forums, there are a wide range of topics including, but not limited to;
Wii's and SSBB
Funny-[censored] threads to watch and lawl at
Our Silly Antics
and Random [censored] we know nothing about.
Yes, there is no 3. 3 is overrated.
5. Why would I post in PWNZ?
Because you want to be funny? I dunno. Nobody comes to PWNZ for the sole reason to post in PWNZ and "get in" with us. We aren't even the "in" people. We're the out. So if you want to get "in" with the "out" guys, this is the place. Nobody likes us because we don't think that the internet is srs bzns. If you think it is, more power to you. We tl;dr and /jranger things here just to mess around. Of course, we also troll the forums every once in a while for kicks, but that's another story and another ban...
We basically just screw around here because if we did that everywhere else, we'd get banned and that wouldn't be very good. For us.
6. How can I get "in" with PWNZ?
You don't . How many times do I have to say that? We aren't a clique, though most people think we are. We just screw around in our free time. If you want to post there, you might get a laugh, or you might get a gtfo. It just depends on the day of the week, or for some of us *cough*M3z*cough* the time of the month.
7. So, if PWNZ is just a place for trolling, laughing at each other, making fun of Mod3, Mod4, and Mod9, pissing off newbies, thinking up shiny red titles, SSBBPvP codes, links to meatspins, RickRolls, and YTMND, why have it when the devs can focus their options on other, healthier things for the community?
Because if they destroyed PWNZ and let us out, there'd be a lot more than Hell to pay. Think Sixy, Meldash, 2 guys 1 elephant, massive lawlz and permabans. The devs don't want that. They're like a smaller, smarter version of the U.S. (or if you'd prefer, the Canadian) Government. They keep the psychos penned up away from society so it doesn't get plunged into total anarchy. I exaggerate, of course, but you get the picture.
8. So, why are you making this FAQ/Guide to PWNZ anyways?
So a certain someone will give me a [censored] personal title. I'm very keen on shiney titles. That, and it would definitely help some people who have no clue what PWNZ is and what they'd be getting themselves into by posting even a single thing in PWNZ.
9. So, if I want to post in PWNZ, what should I do to prepare myself for it?
Steel-coat your pride. RickRoll yourself dozens of times to get yourself used to it. Practice MSPaint and Photoshop, or a cheap imitation. Check out Youtube for funny [censored]. Check out YTMND.com for even moar funny [censored]. 134RN 2 1337 5P34K. Become slightly emo, but only on teh intarwebs. Read sections of the urban dictionary. Lurk moar. Especially lurk moar. Lurking can make the difference between an idiot and a PWNZ poster, which can sometimes mean the same thing, but only if you're a funny idiot.
Play the game. PvP in the game. Buy a Wii and play SSBB online with us, or with anyone for that matter. Do anything that remotely resembles PvP. Even [censored] checkers. [censored] a whole [censored] lot. It's [censored] cool to [censored] talk [censored] [censored] [censored] like this. Get to know us. PM me or another PWNZer to find out what we think is funny. Or don't, it doesn't matter in the long run.
Do one of these in a random thread:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Post tinyurls with RickRolls attached. I dunno, whatever you think looks funny. We probably won't think so, but in the end, we're just forum bullies, right? Some people look up to us, some people - well, the majority of people - hate us very hard. The main thing to remember is that we. don't. care. Not one bit. Try us. We'll RickRoll, Meatspin, and 2Girls1Cup you so hard and fast your head'll still be stuck in your bum and you'll think that smell is [censored] PANCAKES!!!1
tl;dr: PWNZ posters don't give a damn, so newbies beware, lurk moar, lolPvP, and good day sir.
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tl;dr
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Nobody comes to PWNZ for the sole reason to post in PWNZ and "get in" with us.
What am I, chopped liver?
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Re: Spazz's Guide/FAQ to the PWNZ Section [Re: Scheister]
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Yes.
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#10591228 - 04/13/08 11:17 PM
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Ytmnd is for tools, rickrolls are lame.
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Re: Spazz's Guide/FAQ to the PWNZ Section [Re: Techno_Viking]
#10598230 - 04/14/08 10:26 PM
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When explaining traditions, Spazz, you forgot the part where this person insists that they are not that person while very obviously being so.
Heh, when I saw that the fourth link was to "Random [censored]", I thought "Yeah... that's going to be 'quarters thread'".
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When explaining traditions, Spazz, you forgot the part where this person insists that they are not that person while very obviously being so.
Heh, when I saw that the fourth link was to "Random [censored]", I thought "Yeah... that's going to be 'quarters thread'".
You mean the post you wrote where you think I'm TOTALITY? I'm actually offended by that accusation you made.
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#10603517 - 04/15/08 03:34 PM
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When explaining traditions, Spazz, you forgot the part where this person insists that they are not that person while very obviously being so.
Heh, when I saw that the fourth link was to "Random [censored]", I thought "Yeah... that's going to be 'quarters thread'".
You mean the post you wrote where you think I'm TOTALITY? I'm actually offended by that accusation you made.
cry moar
edit: and Marcian, I'd have explained that, except I was 3 quarts drunk at the time and couldn't remember everything. Also, I'm too lazy to do anything about it now.
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Re: Spazz's Guide/FAQ to the PWNZ Section [Re: _Spazz_]
#10606477 - 04/15/08 10:34 PM
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When explaining traditions, Spazz, you forgot the part where this person insists that they are not that person while very obviously being so.
Heh, when I saw that the fourth link was to "Random [censored]", I thought "Yeah... that's going to be 'quarters thread'".
You mean the post you wrote where you think I'm TOTALITY? I'm actually offended by that accusation you made.
cry moar
edit: and Marcian, I'd have explained that, except I was 3 quarts drunk
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wtfl;dr
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You fail for not keeping in the header and footer info.
Learn2TextWall
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ntern3t is srs bznis
Seriously though, I am interested in your groups movement to standardize the internet and I would like to subscribe to your news letter.
Spazz, your guide to pwnz is the best guide to pwnz I have ever read. Perhaps you could write a guide on how to text wall, or maybe just how to [censored] off in general to educate those of us not in the know? That way i could avoid being criticized for [censored] around.
Note: not really interested in being told how to screw around on the internet.
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Maybe I should write a guide on how to [censored] detect sarcasm. Here goes:
See Aett_Thorn.
Done.
edit: and I'm supposed to give a flying hoot about what you think about me? If I did that, you, Susan, would definitely be one of the highest on my list of people to implicate in my inevitable, explosive suicide.
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ahh, the irony is delectable.
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Stupid idiot is stupid.
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Spazz, your guide to pwnz is the best guide to pwnz I have ever read. Perhaps you could write a guide on how to text wall, or maybe just how to [censored] off in general to educate those of us not in the know? That way i could avoid being criticized for [censored] around.
Note: not really interested in being told how to screw around on the internet.
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Awwww, is someone a little grumpy? Yes he is! Yes! C'mere, cutsie wootsie, someone needs a big hug!
Turn that frown upside down, mister!
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lol, that you could possibly think enough of yourself to presume i honestly care for your opinions.
I was just pointing out before that refering to some unwritten rule about farking off is rediculous in itself. but hey, it got a reaction, so I guess it succeeded.
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I feel dirty doing this in the Player Guides section.
Is this post like Hong Kong circa 1898 because it's about PWNZ?
bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-
ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenth ur-
nuk!
Okay, forget for a minute that I'm an idiot, and that you hate me and the population of PWNZ. Okay? Now, here's a how-to/heads-up to the forum newbies/interested couples/singles on the PWNZ forum.
//////////////////////////////////
Okay, my "/" fetish has been satiated for the moment/second ([censored]!). This guide is to explain what the hell PWNZ is for people who are too lazy to go to the "What the heck is the PWNZ forum?" thread, and this is a bit more colorful and sarcastic.
1. What the heck is PWNZ anyway?
PWNZ was created back in the day for people to tout challenges (lolPvP) and mess around with each other on the forums because they couldn't piss off enough people in-game. It was split from PvP General because of flaming issues and the fact that nobody that visited PvP General left with their lunch. It's seen some of the most (dis)respected forum goers in the entire forum; Meldash, Sixy, H0j, Greyle, _Kid_, M3z, Rystorm, Herr_Salmon, Flea_Mark_Evil, and more then can be mentioned. I know I forgot some. Don't care.
2. Who usually takes part in the PWNZ forum debates/debacles?
Well, the daily regulars usually consist of: Cheita_Corps, Spinestradomus, Xury2 (rarely), Flower_VAse, Fuzzywonder22, wombatula, Ex Libris - our resident forum Mod (rarely), Syph (aka Chris_Crocker), New_Era, Marcian_Tobay, Cynergyspyke, Reiraku, Lovelife, Grinnz, M3z (again, rarely), and of course, me. I know I probably missed some again, but those are just the ones off the top of my head. PM meh if I missed you, providing you care enough in the first place.
4. What usually goes on in PWNZ?
Well, depending on the day/hour you join our lovely section of the forums, there are a wide range of topics including, but not limited to;
Wii's and SSBB
Funny-[censored] threads to watch and lawl at
Our Silly Antics
and Random [censored] we know nothing about.
Yes, there is no 3. 3 is overrated.
5. Why would I post in PWNZ?
Because you want to be funny? I dunno. Nobody comes to PWNZ for the sole reason to post in PWNZ and "get in" with us. We aren't even the "in" people. We're the out. So if you want to get "in" with the "out" guys, this is the place. Nobody likes us because we don't think that the internet is srs bzns. If you think it is, more power to you. We tl;dr and /jranger things here just to mess around. Of course, we also troll the forums every once in a while for kicks, but that's another story and another ban...
We basically just screw around here because if we did that everywhere else, we'd get banned and that wouldn't be very good. For us.
6. How can I get "in" with PWNZ?
You don't . How many times do I have to say that? We aren't a clique, though most people think we are. We just screw around in our free time. If you want to post there, you might get a laugh, or you might get a gtfo. It just depends on the day of the week, or for some of us *cough*M3z*cough* the time of the month.
7. So, if PWNZ is just a place for trolling, laughing at each other, making fun of Mod3, Mod4, and Mod9, pissing off newbies, thinking up shiny red titles, SSBBPvP codes, links to meatspins, RickRolls, and YTMND, why have it when the devs can focus their options on other, healthier things for the community?
Because if they destroyed PWNZ and let us out, there'd be a lot more than Hell to pay. Think Sixy, Meldash, 2 guys 1 elephant, massive lawlz and permabans. The devs don't want that. They're like a smaller, smarter version of the U.S. (or if you'd prefer, the Canadian) Government. They keep the psychos penned up away from society so it doesn't get plunged into total anarchy. I exaggerate, of course, but you get the picture.
8. So, why are you making this FAQ/Guide to PWNZ anyways?
So a certain someone will give me a [censored] personal title. I'm very keen on shiney titles. That, and it would definitely help some people who have no clue what PWNZ is and what they'd be getting themselves into by posting even a single thing in PWNZ.
9. So, if I want to post in PWNZ, what should I do to prepare myself for it?
Steel-coat your pride. RickRoll yourself dozens of times to get yourself used to it. Practice MSPaint and Photoshop, or a cheap imitation. Check out Youtube for funny [censored]. Check out YTMND.com for even moar funny [censored]. 134RN 2 1337 5P34K. Become slightly emo, but only on teh intarwebs. Read sections of the urban dictionary. Lurk moar. Especially lurk moar. Lurking can make the difference between an idiot and a PWNZ poster, which can sometimes mean the same thing, but only if you're a funny idiot.
Play the game. PvP in the game. Buy a Wii and play SSBB online with us, or with anyone for that matter. Do anything that remotely resembles PvP. Even [censored] checkers. [censored] a whole [censored] lot. It's [censored] cool to [censored] talk [censored] [censored] [censored] like this. Get to know us. PM me or another PWNZer to find out what we think is funny. Or don't, it doesn't matter in the long run.
Do one of these in a random thread: [ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[/ QUOTE ]
[/ QUOTE ]
[/ QUOTE ]
[/ QUOTE ]
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[/ QUOTE ]
[/ QUOTE ]
[/ QUOTE ]
[/ QUOTE ]
[/ QUOTE ]
Post tinyurls with RickRolls attached. I dunno, whatever you think looks funny. We probably won't think so, but in the end, we're just forum bullies, right? Some people look up to us, some people - well, the majority of people - hate us very hard. The main thing to remember is that we. don't. care. Not one bit. Try us. We'll RickRoll, Meatspin, and 2Girls1Cup you so hard and fast your head'll still be stuck in your bum and you'll think that smell is [censored] PANCAKES!!!1
tl;dr: PWNZ posters don't give a damn, so newbies beware, lurk moar, lolPvP, and good day sir.