Lord Recluse, Mako, and Ghost Widow At McDonalds

Lord Recluse, Mako, and Ghost Widow walk in McDonalds . . . . . . . . . (post what you think would happen)

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Mako see's some bigmac's and...

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They'd turn it into a McSpider's

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Arc ID: 475246, "Bringing a Lord to Power"

"I'm only a simple man trying to cling to my tomorrow. Every day. By any means necessary."
-Caldwell B. Cladwell

CM: "Hey, there's something familiar about theis Filet o' Fish."

GW: "What are you talking about?"

CM: "Oh, my God! This is Cousin Ernie!"

GW: "You have got to be kidding me."

CM: "No, I'm serious." (starts to cry)

GW: "Forchrissakes. You never liked him, anyway."

CM: "That's...that's beside the point! It's my cousin!"

GW: "Oh, get over it."

CM: "Get over it? How can I get over it? This is my freakin' relative on this bun!"

LR: "Chum Spray!"

GW: "Oh, not this again..."

LR: "Chum Spray!"

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"And in this moment, I will not run.
It is my place to stand.
We few shall carry hope
Within our bloodied hands."

Lord Recluse walks up to the counter and begins to order

LR-"OK three bigmacs, Three quaterpounders, three quaterpounders with cheese, three Double quaterpounders,-"

CO-"Is that all sir"

LR-"No that is not all *Shoots Check out lady in head* umm yea you over there"

2ndCO-"*Pushes body out of the way* How may i help"

LR-"Ok i would like three bigmacs, Three quaterpounders, three quaterpounders with cheese, three Double quaterpounders, and three double quaterpounders with cheese *Turns to Mako and Ghost Widow* You guys want anything"

Mako and Ghost Widow at ame time- "No... (God he eat's alot)"

2ndCO-"Ok you total comes to 159.4-"

LR-*Shoots him in the head and stands up on counter* Ok everyone im holding this place up now give me all your food!!!"

GW-"umm... Recluse remeber your diiiiet "

LR-"Fine... Ill just take what i ordered"

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...And they get street jumped by Micheal Jackson.

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Lord Recluse, Mako, and Ghost Widow walk into McDonalds...

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...only to find Black Scorpion playing around in the Kiddie Play Area. Specifically the little plastic ball pond thingie.

GW - "So that's where he goes after work."

LR - "Someone get me my camera!"

BS - "Yaaaay! Fun!"

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Statesman said let there be heroes, and there were heroes.

Lord Recluse said let there be villains, and there were villains.

NCsoft said let there be nothing, and there was nothing.

Lord Recluse is not happy.... there was no toy in his Happy Meal!

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City of Gaymers on Guildportal.com
http://www.guildportal.com/Guild.asp...3&TabID=295104

Wait, where's the McDonalds in the Rogue Isles? You're sayin' there's a MickeyDs about? Is there a badge associated with going inside?

*DING*
BADGE AWARDED

[You Were Lovin' It]
"You have visited the McDonalds in Sharkshead Isle, proving that, indeed, McDonalds knows no loyalies or boundaries. Ba da bap ba daaah!"

Buffs awarded:
Self Speed -10%
Self HP -10%
Self Regen -10%
Self End -10%
Self Recovery -10%
Self Physique Scale +10%

Sounds like a badge to attain, doesn't it?

Mike

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August 31, 2012. A Day that will Live in Infamy. Or Information. Possibly Influence. Well, Inf, anyway. Thank you, Paragon Studios, for what you did, and the enjoyment and camaraderie you brought.
This is houtex, aka Mike, signing off the forums. G'night all. - 10/26/2012
Well... perhaps I was premature about that whole 'signing off' thing... - 11-9-2012

Captain Mako looks up from feasting on Ronald McDonald and asks "Does this taste funny to you?"

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LR: Attend, fool! I, Lord Recluse, have come here to obtain that most rare of prizes-
CM: Where's the beef!?
LR: Not now, Mako. As I was saying-
CM: That meat is *cooked*!! Where do you keep the raw meat!? Don't tell me you don't have any raw meat here!
LR: Mako, that's not the-
CM: I'll have to make do with the raw meat that *is* available here! Starting with-
GW: I'm not with them.
(And all LR wanted was a Happy Meal. It's rough being a tyrannical overlord....)

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