craban & VileTerror's Salty Asylum!


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*poot*

*appears behind nak and VT*

*turns stereo system up to louder then a tenenagers bedroom stereo which is just shy of a nasa rocket launch*

*cranksguitar hendrix style blowing nak adn VT throught he wall*

=^_^= MAOW!! thank you!! good night!! *poot vanishes*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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::yawns and gets up:: Hmmm now that was a restful slumber::wonders who put the whipped cream in his hand::


 

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*points to VT snoozing away with whipped cream in hand*

*poots away giggling hysterically*

*fails to mention the nitro glycerine in the whipped cream can*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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::dips paint chips in salsa bowl::


 

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*fails to mention the blowfish poison in the salsa bowl.*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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* knows about the nitro and the poison, and thoroughly enjoys mixing the two in a hollowed out baby seal *


 

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::clubs said baby seal the room explodes and the NAK ostrich plants in the floor::


 

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FOOL! You did exactly as the Fortunanatanananta perdicted!


 

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NOOOOOOOOOO!



Wait a tick what else did she prediction?


 

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=^_^= that you wouldnt eat chips dipped in this salsa bowl

*hands nak salsa bowl with chips in it*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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::eats them anyway::That'll learn her to tell me what to do.::eyes get big and googlie::


 

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Prediction? No no no, a Fortunanatanananta has perdictions!


 

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::stuffs more chips in a mouth hopes it was his own:: Maybe she has predilections we should discuss.


 

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Perhaps. Or should I say "prehaps"!?


 

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=O_o= prehaps blowfish poison in the salsa is a bad thing...

=^_^= and perhaps itll just kill ya

*poot vanishes*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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:oots but doesn't vanish::


 

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* hands out gas masks *
This place has become a fruggin' biohazard.


 

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::wonders why they are putting on masks with that same gas already inside them::no thank you::turns on shop fan::


 

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*bounces off walls and ceilings in slow motion*

*proceeds to shift forms into the most god awful bizzarre shapes*

*bounces around in extreme slow motion*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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::watches the catsilava lamp:: cool turn on the black light.


 

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* activates a portable black hole generator *


 

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Uh oh why are we powering up the blackhole? Should I make extra place settings for supper?


 

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Only if Jenkins is coming over.


 

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Alas the poor guy has gotten much better at his hiding.


 

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*sticks a coffin at the extra place setting*

*coffin rumbles and shakes*

*coffin has RIP jenkins on it*

*poots about in back ground appearing in random places*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m