craban & VileTerror's Salty Asylum!
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door;
Only this, and nothing more."
*tap tap tap*
=^_^= this drives the bunch of them nuts *giggles hysterically*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
Personably multiplied?
How many of yous are theres?
Eleventy seventeen
::Notices the trains are running all ways again::
::wears a sandwich board as he boards a train that reads "Out to Lunch"::
*misdirects the train at full speed into a mountain side causing a TREMENDOUS train wreck*
*chugs past the train wreck on one wheel through a hole in the wall*
=^_^= choo!! choo!!
_-_O-_-_-_-_-_
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
go boom! you wheelie need to be more carefree
FREE CARE! FREE CARE!
/chanjoin Vile
FREE BLO- errr, CARE!
*pulls VTs head off inserts jello and vodka*
*drops in ice cubes and shakes vigorously*
*reattaches head to shoulders and screws back on with a good spin*
=^_^= heheheh jello shots *poot* vanishes in a poof of corn flakes*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
::eats cornflakes that are still quite tasty though not as tasty as the frosted variety::
* freezes NewAgeKnight *
You are henceforth dubbed: FrostieAgeKnight
*poot* =>_>=
=^_^= BRUDENWIEBERSMACKEN!!
*sledgehammers frozen NAK crushing him into little tiny pieces*
*poot* *vanishes in a splash of water*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
* slaps cat *
Fix your avatar!
* pokes cat *
Fix your avatar!
* prods cat *
Oo! Warm and smooth!
* continues prodding *
Tee hee!
::slowly melts and the pieces begin to collect in the gutter forming a kinda squishie version of himself so he sets himself in the sun to harden a bit::
* destroys the sun *
It was evil. This that I have done was done for the good on all human kind.
especially the vampires of humanity
*fades into view floating in the sky giggling softly to nothing in particular*
*fades away leaving only huge cheshire cat grin which fades away into a sun*
So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.
PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m
::trudges in wearing a slicker suit and clown-like rubberboots carrying a waterhose and a nozzle the size of a large dog::I think we should have a water fight
* fires dead Rikti monkeys at the new "sun" *
That'll fix ya. That'll fix ya reeeeaaaalll good.
::looks at new sun looks at Asylum:: Does this make this place the house of the rising sun?
When did we get teleported to Japan?
I thought there was a house in New Orleans . They call it Rising Sun.
That's just what Jimmy-boy Morison WANTS you to think! he's wily like that! Just ask the Lizard Queen.
Who are you calling shiftless?