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Blarg

 

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Who are you calling shiftless?


 

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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door;
Only this, and nothing more."


 

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*tap tap tap*

=^_^= this drives the bunch of them nuts *giggles hysterically*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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Personably multiplied?

How many of yous are theres?


 

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Eleventy seventeen


 

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::Notices the trains are running all ways again::


 

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::wears a sandwich board as he boards a train that reads "Out to Lunch"::


 

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*misdirects the train at full speed into a mountain side causing a TREMENDOUS train wreck*

*chugs past the train wreck on one wheel through a hole in the wall*



=^_^= choo!! choo!!
_-_O-_-_-_-_-_


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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go boom! you wheelie need to be more carefree


 

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FREE CARE! FREE CARE!
/chanjoin Vile
FREE BLO- errr, CARE!


 

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*pulls VTs head off inserts jello and vodka*

*drops in ice cubes and shakes vigorously*

*reattaches head to shoulders and screws back on with a good spin*

=^_^= heheheh jello shots *poot* vanishes in a poof of corn flakes*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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::eats cornflakes that are still quite tasty though not as tasty as the frosted variety::


 

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* freezes NewAgeKnight *

You are henceforth dubbed: FrostieAgeKnight


 

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*poot* =>_>=

=^_^= BRUDENWIEBERSMACKEN!!

*sledgehammers frozen NAK crushing him into little tiny pieces*

*poot* *vanishes in a splash of water*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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* slaps cat *
Fix your avatar!
* pokes cat *
Fix your avatar!
* prods cat *
Oo! Warm and smooth!
* continues prodding *
Tee hee!


 

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::slowly melts and the pieces begin to collect in the gutter forming a kinda squishie version of himself so he sets himself in the sun to harden a bit::


 

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* destroys the sun *

It was evil. This that I have done was done for the good on all human kind.


 

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especially the vampires of humanity


 

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*fades into view floating in the sky giggling softly to nothing in particular*

*fades away leaving only huge cheshire cat grin which fades away into a sun*


So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Dubbed first knight of pep-istan by her majesty Queen Pepcat. first catmonaut to walk onna moon.

PENGUIN!!!...(^)>
...............C(...)D
.................m.m

 

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::trudges in wearing a slicker suit and clown-like rubberboots carrying a waterhose and a nozzle the size of a large dog::I think we should have a water fight


 

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* fires dead Rikti monkeys at the new "sun" *
That'll fix ya. That'll fix ya reeeeaaaalll good.


 

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::looks at new sun looks at Asylum:: Does this make this place the house of the rising sun?


 

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When did we get teleported to Japan?


 

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I thought there was a house in New Orleans . They call it Rising Sun.


 

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That's just what Jimmy-boy Morison WANTS you to think! he's wily like that! Just ask the Lizard Queen.