Suddenly the dead roach morphed into a large, black panther. Out of NOWHERE Sephiroth666 appears and slices its head off with a regular-looking katana.
"RUH ROH!" exclaimed Smooby Woo from across the street. Sephiroth666 tossed his katana at the Tsoo sorcerer and impaled him through the chest into a dry wooden wall.
"RUH ROH that!"
Prisonlove was sitting in his cell as usual, board he pulled out his laptop and started crusin the COH forums. The best way he could think of to kill some time, he had plenty to kill anyway.
In a dark room sits a single table illuminated by a shaft of light that pours in from the ceiling. On the table is a scrap of paper, wrinkled and old as though it has been there for years. Upon this ancient piece of parchment are scribed some words from a tongue no longer known to man. They describe events from over 1000 years ago, during the dark ages. It was then that the great loard of the land put forth a decree to have all the children gathered to the town square. Here they were fed olives until they could eat no more.
Meanwhile Calash kills you all with his lack of spell check, grammer, and point to this post.
Takashi respawns at the hospital with a bit of a headache.
*that last kill was brought to you by the letter S*
'Its time to settle the score,' he thought to himself as he leaves the hospital into the dark night. 'If i was bad at spelling and grammer where would i hide..hmmm' he said in local channel.
'You will find who your looking at inside City Hall' growled a man cloaked in black.
'Thanks' Takashi replied as he headed towards Atlas Park.
*5 minutes later*
'heh, that cloaked figure was right, theres Calash now standing by the Information desk...muhahah he won't know what hit him.' Takashi thought to himself.
/toggle steamy mist
/toggle snow storm
/toggle freezing rain
/click Zapp
"TODAY YOU DIE CALASH' takashi screamed in broadcast as a bolt of electricity shot out of his arm and into the back of Calash's head.
When the smoke and rain cleared all that was left was the limp body of Calash, bits and peices of smoldering skull, a burnt carpet smell and about 5 level 2 heroes covered in blood and left in shock at what they just witnessed.
Takashi walks out of the building and meditates atop the satue of atlas.
the mollusk flys into the thread and meets takashi atop Atlas statue.
"Its come to this," the mollusk said while pointing to the briefcase in his hand.
Takashi simply nodded and said, "i understand...."
The Mollusk then opened the suitcase which contained a small tatical nuke and proceeded to arm it.
beep...beep...beep....beep
"This thread had so much potential, but so little was killed, and i cant sit and watch it get buried without justly taking everything out with it." said the mollusk quietly.
beep...beep...beep...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
'maybe next time' said Takashi.
BOOM!!
In a freak accident a truck carrying a delivery from the Acme Caltrop factory struck Calash as he respawned in the street. The resulting crash cause 10000000000389378477838273849278382784 and 1 caltrops to fly through the air landing on Mollusk. Mollusk is slowly crushed by the weight of the debuff icons and boredom of trying to move out of them.
The shockwave of the nuke knocks Calash into a paralell universe populated by Hellians. Oh the horror!!!
YFNDBA walks into the thread
"Holy poop, someone remembered this?!"
...and is promptly run over by a run-away bus full of nuns.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure. --- Thomas Jefferson
Formerly known as YFNDBA
Puts YFNDBA in a hole filled with gorillas on steroids
"Laughs maniacly"
well i-*gets melted by a giant river of molten cheese*
(also YFNDBA only restarded the thread "Rhyno"(i think) started back on the borads about 2-3 years ago but it was lost in the wipe for game lunch)
Night Shrike enters the desolate-looking place and carefully avoids the sea of caltrops populating the center of a nearby street.
Suddenly a portal opens nearby, and masses of hellions broil out behind a random and terrified looking hero.
'I know he'd sacrifice 'imself for the greater good" Shrike grated as he loaded an LRM and fired it towards the portal, detonating it in the mass of hellions + 1 hero
Shrike pulled out a black satin cloth and wiped the "leftovers" from his helmet
Captain Neem was out hunting Skuls, he fired off a snipe which knocked one Skul unconsious, he fell down next to a sewer drainage, which scared a black cat, which crossed a random supersitious hero's path, The hero then walked backwards under a ladder snagging his foot on one of the legs, knocking it over. The ladder then clattered down into the street pulling down an awning that caused the curtain to cover the vision of a superspeeding hero, who ran down the street trying to extricate himself. When he finally freed himself from the curtain, he ran smack into a door that had just opened, causing the person who opened it to drop his ciggarette into a grease puddle left behind by a car, which started a fire that made its way quickly to Night Shrike's ammunition case causing an explosion killing him quickly.
Oops...
A fragment of Night Shrike's helmet spun wildly up into the air, higher, higher, higher. It whirled up until the air was so thin that it froze solid, what little moisture there was at that height frosting it and making it incredibly brittle.
It began to fall, whirling ever faster until it tapped the tail of a Boeing 747 airliner, shattering into a fine, sharp, still swifly falling mist of incredibly strong and now unthawing alloy.
Captain Neem was unlucky enough to be standing right under the deadly cloud, and as it fell around him, he also turned into a fine mist and became a fine pile on the ground 
"Hey its YFNBA good to see you!" Professor Einstien walkes over to him and gives him a BIG' ol bear hug...
With a real bear...
With dynamite for claws...
And poisonous snakes for hear...
Wielding a death ray...
I think you get what happens next...
Back in July YFNDBA started a thread called The You kill me I kill you and so on. I thought it was a blast to read and figured its time to start one up again.
YFNDBA wrote:
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(I can't beileve no one has posted this back up yet....anyways)
Back on the old boards we had a thread called the "You kill me, I kill you"...I can't remember the rest of the title....
So here it is again!
The rules are as follows:
You must kill something in every post.
You can't kill the same way two times in a row
No "I had my anit-plasma suit on" crap.
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Takashi Murakami enters the thread with caution. The streets are empty and all the doors seem to be locked.
"Hmm, i guess im the first one here....I gotta find something to kill...and fast," he mumbled
*squish*
he looks at the bottom of his boot and sees he stepped on a roach
"Heh, I guess that counts."