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[SuperGroup] Quarry: I don't get this.
[SuperGroup] Quarry: Wouldn't we be better off NOT patrolling this zone?
[SuperGroup] Lattice: what do you mean?
[SuperGroup] Quarry: We're just patrolling an empty zone. There's nobody here.
[SuperGroup] Stropharia : but we gotta defend hami
[SuperGroup] Quarry: Defend him from what? He doesn't even log on until like twenty of us die
[SuperGroup] Quarry: AND we drop things that make people immune to his attacks
[SuperGroup] Quarry: Why don't we just... I dunno, alt when we see people in the Hive or Abyss? So they can't farm us for EoEs?
[SuperGroup] Thorn: I'm not following...



[SuperGroup] Efreitor: Tarikoss формирования, PST
[SuperGroup] Ryadovoi: Другой? Мы не можем сделать Mantis, что ли?
[SuperGroup] Efreitor: Мой уровень не является достаточным
[SuperGroup] Serzhant: Эй, кто хочет запустить Tarikoss?
[SuperGroup] Ryadovoi: Я хотел бы у нас было больше делать в этой игре



[SuperGroup] Gold Brickers Message of the Day -- Next person caught singing "Rocket Man" is losing vent privileges. I'm serious this time -Colonel "Midas" Duray

The mission text does a pretty good job of setting up immersion, but you have to let it draw you in. If you focus on the fact that you're in Yet Another Warehouse™ it'll sort of pull you out of that.

The task forces are one way to interact with the big players of Paragon, and the endgame content typically involves fighting Praetorians and saving the world, but you'll still be slogging through offices and forests to get to the epic battle scene.

Just as an aside, if anyone happens upon two people kneeling next to each other in a corner of the convention hall, we ask that you leave them be.

Also she'll probably just name herself "Desdemona." to get past the filter.

I expect Psimon Omega's head to reflect everything around it and possibly give everyone around him a toHit debuff called [Sunglare]

I hear the Day Job Trainer and the Vanguard Security Officer attend the same support group.

Sirocco was so happy when he got that badge.

[SuperGroup] Gravedigger Slicer: bahahah
[SuperGroup] Bone Daddy: sup?
[SuperGroup] Gravedigger Slicer: I reported one of the hellions last night and he just got genericked
[SuperGroup] Bone Daddy: rofl, who?
[Coalition](Hellions)Darned: you guys suck



[SuperGroup] Crate: this is... kinda boring...
[SuperGroup] D-Rifter: what did you honestly expect from a group called "objects?"



I originally had one for the Rikti but there were so many colons it broke the forums. I guess I can understand, I don't like being around that many at one time either.

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Fixed via magic

[Broadcast] Mender Silos: ((The Menders are looking for new recruits! We are a heavy RPSG that seeks to correct a quickly unravelling time stream and guard against the mysterious "Coming Storm" (Arc# 42783462). PST for more info!))
[Tell] Mender Lazarus: ((Hey there! Your SG looks interesting, I'd like to join if I could))
[Tell]-->Mender Lazarus: ((I swear to god you are the stupidest man alive))



[SuperGroup] Luddite Crusader: Uhm.
[SuperGroup] Luddite Crusader: John?
[SuperGroup] Luddite Crusader: I don't think you get the "theme" of this VG.
[SuperGroup] Luddite Technician: ?



[SuperGroup] Rascal: We're forming up a Lady Grey!
[SuperGroup] Hooligan: Our aim: to make the Rikti Pay!
[SuperGroup] Wormtail: We could prob'ly use a /kin...
[SuperGroup] Hooligan: So get your alt and come on in!
[SuperGroup] Broadkin: I hope I get my Vanguard knives!
[SuperGroup] Fiend: Those things will really end their lives!
Snaptooth has quit the SuperGroup.
[SuperGroup] Jack in Irons: I wonder what his problem was?
[SuperGroup] Will O' The Wisp: Looks like you really killed his buzz.

<3 all.


[SuperGroup] Hercules Class Titan: em my chassis shudders slightly as a panel slides back to reveal a pair of coper-plated connecting slots. With a deep breath I lunge forward onto your waiting alloy frame and gasp as your titanium piston slides in with a loud click. With a bright flash of blue energy we become one, our reactors now one supergenerator, and we lift up our enormous foot and bring it down on a stalker, killing him instantly.
[SuperGroup] Zeus Class Titan: mt!!
[SuperGroup] Tactical Operative: hahahahahahahahahahahaha



[SuperGroup] Fallen Gunner: omg
[SuperGroup] Blood Brother Slicer: ??
[SuperGroup] Fallen Gunner: i got it
[SuperGroup] Fallen Gunner: i got the purse
[SuperGroup] Damned: bs
[SuperGroup] Fallen Gunner: [Paragon Citizen's Purse: Credit Card/Cell Phone (Superior).12]
[SuperGroup] Fallen Buckshot: holy <bleep!> grats!

I too enjoy misogynist webcomics

Relax Rick, you guys are doing fine, I'm just guarding the door.



[Coalition](Vindicators) Luminary: ((4 spots open on farm))
[Coalition] Positron: ?????
[Coalition](Vindicators) Luminary: ((I mean katie))



[SuperGroup] Nemesis: woot unveiler badge
[SuperGroup] Dragoon: but...

I bet they have all the best SG chatter


[SuperGroup] Synapse: Any TFs forming?
[SuperGroup] Statesman: Yeah we were just about to run a Brawler OH WAIT LOL
[SuperGroup] Citadel: lmao
[SuperGroup] Numina: lol
[SuperGroup] Back Alley Brawler: ...



[SuperGroup] Arachnos Message of the Day -- ((Guys, we really need to tone down the swearing -Rec))



[SuperGroup] Reichsman: Anyone wanna run an ITF?
[SuperGroup] Requiem: get out



[Coalition](Vindicators)Ms. Liberty: ((omg manti and sis are cybering in the arena, they left spectators on come quick!))



[SuperGroup] Rularuu: brb alting



[SuperGroup] Hamidon: *sigh* hive 1 full...



[Coalition] Center: mmm sure is nice to have ALL THESE ARCS about my wonderful group
[Coalition] Center: oooh and we have Striga all to ourselves...
[Coalition] Center: hey Arakhn whatcha doin later
[Coalition](5th Column) Requiem: I'm breaking this coalition



[Local] Positron: I just got a call from the dam substation, and they are reporting attacks by the Clockwork, the Circle of Thorns, and the Vahzilok! Not only that, but the villains are attacking each other as well! It's chaos in there. I need you to protect the substation while I coordinate Freedom Phalanx's response.
[SuperGroup] Positron: help



[SuperGroup] Vanessa DeVore: Isn't this a lovely tea party??
Your friend Harlequin Fencer is now online.
[SuperGroup] Harlequin Fencer: It certainly is my queen!!
Your friend Attendant is now online.
[SuperGroup] Attendant: You're the most beautiful and powerful in all of Paragon!
Your friend Ring Mistress is now online.
[SuperGroup] Ring Mistress: No, the world!!!
Your friend Vanessa DeVore is now online.
[SuperGroup] Vanessa DeVore: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
You have quit your Supergroup.



[Coalition](Vindicators)Malaise: can't wait for GR
[Coalition](Vindicators)Infernal: same



[SuperGroup] Gunslinger: Dual pistols in GR!!
[SuperGroup] Gunslinger: ...wait...



[SuperGroup] Overseer: Guys it REALLY bothers me when you're on hide all the time



[Cole2010] Tyrant: sure is great to be me
[Cole2010] Statesman: lol
[Cole2010] Reichsman: yep lol



[SuperGroup] Sapper: ugh
[SuperGroup] Sunset Gold: ?
[SuperGroup] Sapper: just got my alt in KoA
[SuperGroup] Sapper: they're all cybering in the base



[SuperGroup] Positron: lol I got the red star

Maybe they got a little "too" into Avatar?

And some people enjoy eating pizza while naked.




















Like me.

To me, everyone is voiced by Tony Jay.

That's why I've been playing for five years.

Walk should auto-activate if there's an explosion behind you.


It should also lock your camera into a reverse-view angle.

I think the real question is: Will I be able to see my own reflection in Nemesis' chassis?

I want the Joker's revolver. And it should come with a bonus to accuracy. A huge bonus to accuracy.


And range.



edit: and the downside is you can't hit anyone within three feet of yourself.