Mr_Trix

Do you mean to say that those Dipwad Hami Leaders may have been wrong about Destiny Powers causing the lag??? Say it ain't so! Thanks for the link. Someone in our BAF last night also attributed the lag to the league chat after I had complained about my Hami experience. Consensus was LOL@Hami leaders.

So during yesterday's Hami Raid, I had a little bit of CoH Deja Vu. Apparently, the word is that the new Destiny Powers cause major lag issues. I can't either confirm or deny that, but it brought back memories of the "OMG NO CAPES, AURAS, or PETS!!!" "NO FULCRUM SHIFT OR FREEZING RAIN!!" eras of Hami. When it's laggy in Hami blame the new stuff. What I can confirm is that use of Destiny powers will cause uptight raid leaders to have a hissy fit and accuse people using Destiny powers of griefing. Throwing around the "g" word like that and threatening a Hami blackball is just plain silly. Using a power as its intended is not griefing. Your threats of Hami blackball do not scare anyone since you cannot kick people out of the zone. Most players can perform their Hami role with their eyes closed. It makes me wonder if these toolboxes even remember what real hami griefing was like...

Anyway, this has just been a JFS PSA. Using Destiny Powers in the Hive will make Hami leaders cry. Now that you know, please don't do it.

JFS
Trix

I had a great time on the MoLambda runs, thanks for letting me crash the party. Both runs were a blast, though having the second kin on the second run made life a lot easier. Cycling 15 speed boosts with fulcrum shift with everything else was intense, but only something I needed to go through once. Plus the second time I got to be on Team Bunni/Morna so irregardless of getting the badge it was "winning".

Mods, see what you have done this time with your old servers!!! I am going on a trip and going to be away from CoH for a week, but if I wanted to play I couldn't and it's the mods fault. You have made other people mad and when other people are mad that makes me mad and sad not glad and that's bad. Players couldn't get their Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu badges they are working for. How does that make the mods feel? How would you like it if we switched the peanut butter you lick off your hot dog fingers with Goober Grape? Bet you wouldn't be ready for that jelly!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOL The Mods and their servers are at it again. I tried to play the Lambada Trial last night and our entire team was kicked out before we could partake in the forbidden dance. This happened THREE TIMES IN A ROW!!! BUY MOAR SERVERS!!! Move the Trial out of the Footloose town and let us dance!!! The Mods make Melvin Nerdly and Kelly Kepowski cry.

Ha Ha Ha, the other day when you weren't looking we used the WALK command in your farm. We talked about the old days when your farm was just a facebook page. Then we got bored and used HURRICANE on your crops. We felt bad and tried to fix it BUT THE MODS WOULDN'T LET US LOG ON!!!

CONSERVE XP!!!!

What is wrong with you Devs? How could you let this happen? There is only one year of XP left in the game!!!! IS THAT WHY YOUR SERVERS WON'T LET US ON?!?!?! You should buy XP from zones that regulate their XP prices, instead you let the unregulated zones gouge you for your XP on a daily basis. So do you Mods suggest we conserve XP by not playing? J-Force can teach the Freedom Server how to play hybrid style. We only earn half the XP/hour compared to normal toons. Mods, you need to give us a means of of measuring our XP footprint. I will then trade you XP offsets for your crappy servers. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

FUBS joined us on our Hami Raid team last night during which we had an Overboard sighting! Y'all need to make the heavy pitch for OC and PB to stick around, unless FUBS already has his mitts on their stuff

On this day 2/13/2005, Hamidon was defeated for the first time on the Freedom Server. Happy Hamiversary to anyone still around from that day!

JFS
Trix

Well we ran the JFS B-Team/PUG STF we had the following:
J-Man's TA Def, with no attack powers
My triform WS
Lieran's Kin/ice def with no defense or stealth
Cyc's Electric Blaster with no defense or stealth
1st. Son - Blaster
Customs - Tank
Paragon's Traps/AR def
TopDoc - Super Duper Heals

1hr 45 mins and 87 deaths. There was an argument between between J and myself as to who brought less to the TF, since the power he used most was "Rez Arrow". I trumped him though as I brought the crystals and nictus along with my shade. It was loads of fun and TopDoc and Customs really had to do most of the heavy lifting since we had regenning vines due to all the squishies dying and we also had to kill the yellow tower twice after wipe.

I'm proud of the fact that we've been picking up strays or haven't used optimal team makeup the last few days. So if you're looking to third tier some less than popular STF ATs yell out JFS and we might send you an invite.

Here's something that could add future posts in this thread. J-Man and I will be in IP tonight looking to PUG it up @ 8PM PST. Leave your hopes on deck.

I had a post ready about how I couldn't log on the first night of Double XP weekend, but I logged in on the first try and I stayed on for four hours without crashing. Shame on you MODS for making me waste time making a post when I could have been playing sewer sharks! I guess double XP weekend means you had double the XP servers from Larry's rent-to-own PC's. LOLOLOLOLOL

My price is named King Milton One Million Influence Jones.

What was that? Oh sorry, I was distracted going over the list of holiday badges that I've collected.

Here are some steps you can take in your situation:

1) Reboot your computer
2) Try to logon but this time say "please please please" repeatedly while waiting for the for the character screen to pop up.
3) Slam your mouse into the desk when you can't login
4) Jump up and down in the same spot stomping with both feet.
5) Cry.
6) Write a lengthy post begging for help in a forum not designed for tech support.
7) Cry some more.
8) Go outside.
9) Try not to take your frustration from not being able to play a video game out on that elderly lady with a walker.
10) Seriously, you won't get a candy cane if you kick her in the face.
11) Drop to your knees in shame.
12) Raise both fists to the sky
13) Scream out "Why" at the top of your lungs.

Nah, if they could have locked me out of the game for being annoying they would have done it years ago. I will try to be more sensitive so their server tears won't short out their network.

MODS!!!! FIX THIS!!! I can't log on now after lightning struck my computer when I was finished counting. If only you could add more servers.

35...36...37!!! 37 Weenie Weenies can fit in legendaryjman2's mouth. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

DEVS, yoooo hoooo! I will buy you four Weenie Weenies if you promise I can log on tonight. If there is no lag I will upgrade that to four Weenies. If you want more weenies than that I will give you a mirror! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

P.S. More servers!!!!

Seeeeeeee? Someone else tried to log on but he couldn't. Why can't they fix this??? I didn't try to log on today, but hypothetically, if I wanted to play and I had been that guy who couldn't log on I would be irritated, sad, or inconvenienced, or worse: A COMBINATION OF ALL THREE!!! Then I would have posted about it and then posted about it again when I was able to log on. Instead, I am posting about the guy who couldn't log on!!!! How does the mods fixing his logon permissions ease my pain? It doesn't!!! I don't get to play even though I'm doing something else more important right now! Have you bought more servers yet???

Does anyone have any leftover Halloween candy? I went Trick or Treating in CoH and didn't get any candy. Then I went trick or treating for real and didn't get any candy. Then I found a half open pack of candy corn and ate it. Servers Mods Devs

What's a n00bian?

My iPhone is in my pocket it has not been arrested. Oh and it's not an iPhone it's a rotary phone that I found on the street. How do i post a HiJack This report for it? Do I have to dial zero first?

P.S. CoH is a fun game. I want to talk to bad guys before I arrest them.

It happened again!!!!! I wanted to play CoH at dinner and I couldn't log on from my iPhone. Why can't these moderators just add a new server for more horsepowers! I have a netbook that I use for a server! What's the matter with you NCSoft, can't you use my subscription to buy a netbook !?! What good is a sports car when you can't drive it because you don't have servers for gas !?!?!?!?!?!? NURFENGURGEN!