Healix

BackAlleyBrawler = 36
pohsyb = 38
War Witch = 176

WW +
Babs -

man..I wish I'd been Positron instead *stomps foot and pouts*

During one day at the height of summer, six glittering starships appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly everything went dark. It was the curse of the evil monkey that eats cotton candy!

The people all fled in terror at the sight of the sticky-fingered monkey. It hurled large chunks of cotton candy at the innocent Omegatron Zeta Warbot, "Koo Koo Katchoo", who, caught unprepared, pulled up his iron underpants, and ran screaming into a brick wall.

Then the monkey laughed and said, "where's my punchline?" A man named Alfredo von Wigglestein appeared and said, "I think, therefore... I don't care. Now, you need to go to talk to the guy about registering for the special buns and thigh class. After all penguins have anurisms and I wear polyester thongs to school. Where was my jar of Honey Bees? Who will not drag my fat butt? Now what was the price of eggplants and bees again? I forget things quite quickly since I'm old. Although old is relative."

So then my sister Bruce bought a banana from a passing street vendor. He grabbed a dictionary and started to read aloud the definition for monkey curses. He then looked at the crumpled warbot, pointed and said, "Beware! Chaos is brewing beer!"

Then the warbot stood and drank beer.

Then my sister stripped naked and started to dance a sexy dance.

But the police helped her undress. Afterwards they ran in circles chasing Folonius while yelling the words to that pop hit polka song by the Andrews Sisters. That made Folonius roll out barrels of Rikti Monkeys. This proved problematic for the newly created government of the Rikti, for it had finally caged all of the barrel monkeys.

Lady Grey said, "I like to do weird stuff in the nude with the Rikti." So I took out my camera and filmed her from within her secret monitoring station. "I will never spy on her," said blpup pervertly as he passed out from poison. But just as he died, a passing noob stole his influence. Then burnt his body.

Soon the monkey scattered the ashes and ran home crying to mommy he'd been Riktirolled. The momma monkey ate Chaos Creator's little can of sausage to get even. Suddenly, the sausage regurgitated itself out of the monkey and said this, "Let my people go you jerk!" But then the Freedom Phalanx came and revealed that Chaos was happy. This surpised noone.

Then Chaos died a little inside. Later, he got on the interwebs,but got lag when he tried to look up sheep tied onto a kite. This saddened the chickens who wanted to eat sheep.

Suddenly a man wearing a big target on his jockstrap with three arrows on it, all pointing to his third nipple, busted into song:

"I can't get any more funny during this chaotic event, please help!"

Suddenly, Statesman said, "He who laughs first loses their chance to punch Defender in the genitalia! Don't laugh!"

Not laughing, Manticore took off his ill-conceived costume and started to dance like a meandering lama in split pea soup. Swan giggled and got naked before Popeye the Sailorman had a chance to eat spinich. This left him an opening to get Olive Oyl in the mix. Bluto was furious. Wimpy ate burgers.

Meanwhile, back at the hall of justice, Betty Boop was preparing to bath her puppy in a vat of boiling oil. She was killed by a man wearing a yellow sweater with matching socks. He also rode a Harley that did not stop eating Statesman. "Lego my Statesman!", he said. Shortly, a big red

pancakes...cake pans

I am Rikki Tikki Tembo Nosay Bembo Harry Barry Roochy Hip-Perry Pembo Qui Quanni Monni Donni Monni Douzer Retza Noata Manuel Tijuana Guadalahara Topiko Gomez III. Pleasse to meet you. LOL

Chutes and Ladders

BackAlleyBrawler = 38
pohsyb = 37
War Witch = 175

WW +
pohsyb -

BackAlleyBrawler = 39
pohsyb = 38
War Witch = 173

BackAlleyBrawler +
pohsyb-

(Vulcanite, that IS aweome!)

I am not a badge hunter. I get them, but don't spend hourse hunting them like some friends do.

What is the one power that isn't in the game that you would like to have?

WILD BERRY

What if little deer became evil, raging, rampaging yaks?

piggly wiggly

I sure do. I just made a WS for the first time. (Was putting it off because I don't like the tp travel, but wanted to challenge myself.) I stil like to be a healer the best.

Do you have one costume that you are VERY VERY proud of?

*bakes a HUGE cake for QA to share with everyone!*

Issue 1..bought the game the day it hit the shelves, April 28, 2004.

What is it about the game that you enjoy the most?

Atlas, most of the time

Still want to know, do you remember cows in Issue 1?

yes, I do. Healix was my first hero, Mistress Demonikah was first villain.

Have you been playing CoH long enough to remember the cows in the game from issue 1?
(All they would do is 'mooooooo' when you clicked or hit them.)

Why yes...Yes, I do. For 5 years..never been bored once.

I have made some wonderful lifetime friends from playing CoH. Have you?

I almost feel guilty that I am not having all the lagging and probs that everyone else is, and I play exclusively on Triumph. (and with an older AGP machine even..sheesh. My isp is Qwest.) Don't know if my little 'rituals' that I do before logging into the game help, but I will pass them along.
1. I use CCleaner to dump temp files
2. I do a quick defrag with Defraggler
3. I open the 'run' prompt and enter ipconfig /flushdns
3. I turn off my anti-virus program (ONLY when running COH..it goes right back on after I log out.)
Since I started doing these things, I don't have all the lag, very seldom get a mapserve or rubberbanding...I have all my settings maxed, (no DoF,though..hate that 'dreamy' look.) Maybe I am just lucky, but if any of my tips works for anyone else, it would make me VERY happy. Even during the Rikti raids, it doesn't look like a slideshow to me. There is a little lag, but nothing showstopping.

What Khel does while looking through a girlie magazine

split ends

Back Alley Brawler : 49
pohsyb : 48
The Ocho : 26
War Witch : 127

Back Alley Brawler+1
The Ocho-1

What are McGiver's favorite tools?

a house made of yellow M&Ms

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

Back Alley Brawler : 48
pohsyb : 50
The Ocho : 27
War Witch : 125

+ Back Alley Brawler
- War Witch

There are a lot of clever people here who might be able to help if you post a HijackThis
http://free.antivirus.com/hijackthis/
andCoH Helper.
http://home.roadrunner.com/~dasloth/CoH/CoHHelper.html
There is also a whole thread at the beginning of this area that might have some soulutions.
http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showthread.php?t=120694
Hang in there and keep trying. I have been playing for 5 years and still have so much enjoyment from it. Good luck!

All of my toons are on Triumph, every one of thm. I notice a little lag if I go to the red side and run around in Grandville. Last night I went to the test server to check out Issue 16. (FABULOUS, I thought.) Interesting discovery....when I ran my MM in Grandville, the lag was all but gone. It wasn't my imagination. I have no answers, but I like it!