Flarstux

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  1. One of the funniest boo boos I've seen was when someone on another forum referred to something he didn't like as 'a load of crock'.
  2. Flarstux

    Merry Christmas!

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Quinch View Post
    What's so merry about it?
    You're a mean one, Mr Quinch.
  3. Flarstux

    Praetorian Sally

    There is nothing that is wrong
    With wanting to eat lots of tasty heroes
    And though the lake is really nice
    The city's where you know that you will find a bunch
    So go have some lunch

    Rise up, Sally! No need to starve yourself
    Don't you want to munch on a fire/kin or two
    Rise up, Sally! Feel free to chow on down
    You've been waiting centuries just to eat a few
  4. A Grind of Master Illusionists.

    Well. It was.
  5. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Westley View Post
    *throws several snowballs at Kitsune in his/her little bikini with his/her.....snowman*
    Dunno about his/her but 9 tails? Yikes. Stay away from rocking chairs.
  6. Flarstux

    Praetorian Sally

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Orion_Star_EU View Post
    Sylarally?
    Well, maybe, but I wasn't thinking along those lines - more like she just thought of super people as being like, well, a DELUXE cheeseburger. As opposed to just a cheeseburger.

    Maybe more Super Adaptoidy, capable of replicating the powers of whoever she's fighting, but only on a temporary basis.
  7. Flarstux

    Praetorian Sally

    Perhaps Cole, aware of what a tourist attraction Sally (and others like her) had become, had her (and others like her) fitted with sensors to monitor the powers of the many curious heroes who felt obliged to take a passing shot at her (and others like her).

    Perhaps Sally isn't even Sally anymore, but a genetically modified clone awaiting the command to wreak havoc.

    Or maybe she just got tired of all the attention and snapped and while eating everyone in Croatoa she happened to ingest a few people with 'super' abilities that somehow caused her to mutate and gain not only a higher degree of intelligence, but super abilities of her own along with an insatiable appetite for super people, so she set out to find the highest concentration of super people on the planet, intent on eating them all...
  8. Flarstux

    Praetorian Sally

    Is she the shy, gentle creature we all know and love...

    Or a raging, rampaging, people-eating, four-flippered living fossil of death and destruction?
  9. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Dr_Mechano View Post
    Edit: My bad, different idiot this time.
    Maybe, just maybe... it IS the same idiot! Only the idiot isn't actually an idiot, it's an alien invader like in that movie, 'The Hidden', and it's possessing random players and making them throw snowballs are RPers!

    It COULD happen!

    Or, well, they could RP it that way...
  10. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    *Sniff*

    Oh, wait - this is a different Rand?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_Rand
  11. "I slept with Faith and found a corpse in my arms upon awakening. I drank and danced all night with Doubt and found her a virgin in the morning." -- Uncle Al

    "If I slept with Paris I'd call a vet before the next full moon." -- Unanimous
  12. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Arctic_Princess View Post
    So how would you know their reaction unless you asked?
    If they'd been the sort of people who would say, "Oh, gee, pardon us!", and would then have moved, they most likely wouldn't have been RPing *right on top of a busy respawn point* in the first place.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Arctic_Princess View Post
    Otherwise, you're just fortune telling (i.e. predicting what will happen without any basis in fact).
    A quick scan of quantum probability waves did in fact indicate that discretion, in that instance, was the better part of valor.
  13. Quote:
    Originally Posted by GreenPiranha View Post
    standing around in Pocket D
    In that other more or less super powers type game, I've seen RPers stand ON a respawn point while RPing. Every time my toon died and respawned, there they were. RPing. I was thinking, can't you guys move over about five feet? But I didn't say anything. You've all seen some form of Frankenstein movie, I'm sure, with the obligatory 'mob chases the monster' scene. That's what would have happened if I'd dared to speak up. They'd have chased me to the nearest windmill and burned it down with me inside. And when I respawned they'd have been there, again, at the respawn point. RPing.

    Now, to be fair, if they'd been RPing about some strange location they'd discovered where random people kept suddenly appearing out of thin air, that might actually have been, well, almost kind of cool. Almost.

    Obligatory
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Big_Lunk_NA View Post
    reverse Godwins
    Swindog!
  15. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Westley View Post
    Because this private institution that its own rules.
    lolgrammar
  16. Flarstux

    Snow what if

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Blue Rabbit View Post
    Snow? What is this "snow" you speak of?
  17. Quote:
    Originally Posted by InfamousBrad View Post
    When you're running away (if you are one of the people who runs away from lower level villains), what exactly are you running away from? What are you afraid is going to happen if you don't?
    Multiple Choice Response:

    1. Villain cooties! Ewwww!

    2. Maybe you should talk to your villains about Personal Hygiene. Here, this might help: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deodorant

    3. DO NOT WANT.

    4. "Rossignol's curious, albeit simply titled book, the Origins of a World War, spoke in terms of secret treaties, drawn up between the Ambassadors from Plutonia and Desdinova the foreign minister. These treaties founded a secret science from the stars. Astronomy. The career of evil."

    5. Obvious Rickroll
  18. Quote:
    Originally Posted by TroyHickman View Post
    while probably not many folks consider him a cheesecake artist, Don Heck's women always struck me as schwing-worthy.
    Wow, that's a name I've not seen in a comic book in a long time. Probably not since Invincible Iron Man back in the early 70s.
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Westley View Post
    Are banana goats blue to truffle hunt in the twilight?
    Only at twice the range.

    To answer the original question: No, because if one of my long-proven characters went along, Omega Team would conquer the Rikti homeworld and somebody would have to rewrite a bunch of game history and we know how they hate to do that.
  20. Here's a little tweak that would make me more inclined to participate in the current version of the Hami Raid.

    Step 1: Kill monsters to spawn Hami.
    Step 2: Clear the mitos.
    Step 3: Defeat Hami.
    Step 4: Here's your HO, and aren't you glad you don't have to repeat step 2 three. more. freakin'. times.
  21. Bubbles! Bubbles! It must be BUBBLES! Please add Astrocaster to team two.
  22. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Mr_Squid View Post
    Pretty simple question, where did you come up with the handle you use on the forums?
    Where did I come up with... uh. I think I forgot. Um. See, there was this... ah. Where, where. Oh, yeah! I remember. Right here in this very room! Yeah! That's where I came up with this handle! Go, brain! Woo hoo!

    Hey! What happened to all the nachos, man?
  23. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ironblade View Post
    You should have been there when we did the Shard TF's with an ice tank. Not every tank is suited to every type of enemy. This is why I've never taken my ice tank on the ITF.
    Was that Frost Hammer? I know he's done a couple of those (Sara Moore and Faathim the Kind), but I don't remember much about them or how well he did/didn't do. For some reason I've got him set up with a fair amount of ranged defense - I know got the idea from a post here, but I can't find it now - but it was supposed to help against psi damage.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ironblade View Post
    Also, do you have Tough? I have Tough on almost every one of my tanks and on my brute. It makes a noticeable difference.
    Don't have Tough, but I'm thinking I'll get it.