DreamWeaver

...so gotta do a Power Hamster claws scrapper now

GIANT INTERNETZ MOTHS EATING HOLES IN THE FABRIC OF REALITY!

AAAH!

...or something

Am I just being thick, or have I got some weird caching thing...

..or did the individual AT boards just vanish?

Ah. thanks for that - some beautiful work there (god, if those are all his he's been hella busy) and refreshingly no requirement of mindbleach.

Just surfed bunnywarez.

Disappointingly SFW, but need kitty hat naow... And a trip to Breathless

Had one yesterday.

*takes down pulse rifle from above desk and starts shoving impact grenades into the loading breech*

...time to go hunting again.

I've dreamed of being in-game... flying on Talos Island, I think.

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pfft...you where watching realitytv...admit it!

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At least it wasn't on ITV.

/em bitterandtwisted

You are Robert Webb and I claim my £5.
(and yes, we need /arcwelder and /flashdance in game too.)

No, guys can be far more idiotic when driving.

But they shouldn't mess with... SUPERGRAN!

...you, by any chance?

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even tabula

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/rave was for a long time the endgame in Tabula Rasa.
And it was fun!

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We so need that /ballet emote.

"Fear me for I am... BALLERINAMAN!"

Maybe we should take this to PM, as don't want to choke the boards with my floods of hideously dramatic tears AND SHEER UNBRIDLED VITRIOL. Any case, thanks again guys. I'm not, in all honesty, all that sorry: the project was being blocked for internal political reasons rather than anything to do with cashflow, I'm proud of everything I did, and I'm pretty sick of working for somewhere with that much infighting and lack of vision.

(@BlueRabbit: a P45 is the record of service form UK employers have to give you when they kick you out the door. Equivalent to US "pink slip" - which they just tuck in your paypacket.... nice).

Anyway, here's some Architect jokes...

How To Refresh The Architecture Of Milton Keynes

ART DECO: You have two cows. You paint one silver, and make the other stand up on its hind legs.

INTERNATIONAL STYLE: You have two cows. You put them both in identical boxes.

BRUTALISM: You have two cows. You skin one and bury the other in concrete.

LATE MODERNISM: You have two cows. You slice one in half and encase it in glass. The other you disembowel and glue its innards on its outside.

POSTMODERNISM: You have two cows. You paint one green and purple and give it a hat, and you dress the other one in mismatched clothes.

I want a proper base editor-style designer for it.

And I want a pony and a plastic rocket...

Seriously, if we could borrow whole rooms from maps then that'd make a lot of sense. One of my favourite ideas so far has to take place in PCPD HQ... so I'd need a whole bunch of cop maps and the control room from the Faultline Dam (for my lead ally NPCs' forensics lab.)

Wonder if they could import the anims from Guild Wars?

Thanks you two. *hugs back* I've dodged a lot of bullets up to now, but this time they sent in the ninjas.

Still, that gives an excellent segue into a proper example of how to do TV-based comedy:

ONN: Modesto, CA, celebrates annual Ninja Pride Day

ONN In The Know: Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Our Kids For Nuclear Holocaust?

How about: ITV have excellent programmes, vast amounts of technical expertise and a viable commercial future?

And for our next godawful imitation of an American import...

(Courtesy of the B3ta Boards Credit Crunch TV challenge - not linked here as some images very, very NSFW, but also extremely funny)

*looks at P45 and swears profusely*

Joke consolidation services? Is that what Carol Vorderman's pimping these days?

It needs wisecracking DOOM KITTENS. Obviously.

Other than that, I'd say: surprise me. I've been playing this game an awful long time and have tackled some of the harder challenges it's thrown at me. One of the best things about MA is this: no matter how much content the devs could put together in a lifetime, it's never going to be a match for what the community can do as a group mind... plus the very twisted minds of some of those folks out there. Ready to see what you lot can come up with.

...now, how do I build a forensics lab set, and where can I hide a nice comfy cardboard box for an NPC ally?

Five gets you ten that was a link to either Max Von Sydow or Susan Sarandon (who wasn't in Enchanted nearly enough, but still appreciated every second of it).

We definitely know they're Flash Gordon fans because of the Valkyrie pack - which my favourite tank toon very much appreciates...

I bought an actual boxed Deluxe copy in Sainsbury's. Hadn't heard of it, but just thought the "design your own superhero" thing sounded nifty.

That was just before the arenas came out. And, thanks to a series of friends, and many, many adventures, here I am...

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Ain't that that famous scene in the Slaughtered Noob from A council warwolf in Paragon?

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Howdy, stranger... Sounds more like just before the barroom pie fight in Avatea Get Your Gun.

Oh, the. Mountain View stage is rollin' over the hill....

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Indeed, Welcome. But Lord help you.

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They mostly come at night.
Mostly.

( hi btw )

Extremus: if moths really do bother you, don't read China Mieville's Perdido Street Station.

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None of my soft toys ever fight me

EDIT: That should be "fought", not "fight" - otherwise, it might seem like I still have soft toys.

In the traditional sense, rather than as decoration - because keeping them as decoration is totally ok.

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Oh, quite. Stack up on the shotgun shells and crosses for the doom attack of the walking dead, right?


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That's not till Friday. Haven't heard a single server merge murmur all weekend.