Cowman

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  1. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    Drugs are bad
    *looks up from the pile of shrooms and LSD while preparing an eightball*

    WHAT?!?

    When did THIS happen?


    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Mr. DJ View Post
    world peace will not come by hugging people
    Sure it could.

    It's not likely (though true world peace isn't likely in itself), but it's POSSIBLE.
  2. Quote:
    Originally Posted by BBQ_Pork View Post
    Also: I do not wish to borrow your chair, as it sounds like it may have had considerable contact with thine nethers.
    Yeah, I know.

    Nobody seems to like my nethers.
  3. Quote:
    Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan View Post
    pooping one's pants is not natural
    You just gotta kill my buzz, don't cha.
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by BBQ_Pork View Post
    Past a certain age, they start to discover that poopy pants=uncomfortable. Left alone long enough they would figure something out.
    Yeah, they'd take off their pants.

    They do that a bunch too.

    Not that I can blame them. The breeze wafting 'bout my nethers is particularly invigorating.
  5. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Skullseye View Post
    Are you sure? I thought Manimal only made it for 8 episodes. There was a pseudo-crossover with Automan, but it wasn't an actual team-up type of thing.
    It was after the show had ended. Well after, actually.


    P.S.

    For anyone not familiar with Manimal, let the Cinema Snob educate you.
  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by BBQ_Pork View Post
    They don't have to be taught how to be selfish. They have to be taught how to share thier toys, not grab the toys out of other kid's hands and to not smack someone who takes thier toys away.
    Selfish is what they do if no adults show them how to behave.
    They also poo their pants.

    Wait, so does that mean I'm "naturally inclined" to pooing my pants?


    Ha HA! Loophole!! Suck it Mr. Toilet!
  7. Quote:
    Originally Posted by KnG View Post
    Grab it off torrent its worth the read.
    No, it really isn't.
  8. So let's list the recent robot innovations.


    Robots with emotions.
    Robots who can lie.
    The ability to shoot arrows.
    The ability to understand pain.


    So basically we've got a robot who can get angry at us, lie to us about it's intentions, and then cap us in the head while our back is turned.
  9. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Veritech View Post
    only if you think taxing folks is wrong.

    hrm, i wonder if i could get bureaucracy as a super power.
    "Halt! you can't steal that TV, without filing the proper paperwork!"
    A teller stopped a bank robbery by making the robber fill out loan papers; delaying him until the police arrived.


    So.... maybe "Bureaucracy Man" isn't TOO farfetched.
  10. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Crim_the_Cold View Post
    How can I take you seriously at this point?

    If you're taking ANYBODY on the internet seriously, you're doing it wrong.
  11. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lastjustice View Post
    Durakken is a 90s kid..totally Xtreme! (pictures Durakken with a trench coat on, shades and a massive oversized gun with his feet obscured from view.)
    And pouches!

    Don't forget the pouches!
  12. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Teldon View Post
    Catwoman!!
    The romance scene is gonna be...... interesting.
  13. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Durakken View Post
    There is only one argument for every drug I have ever heard and thus it is either a yes or no and since it applies to all of them it is a yes or no with all of them.
    Wait; so if I want Tylenol on store shelves, I gotta accept heroin being up there next to it?

    That seems a little..... extreme.
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Knight_Marshal View Post
    And our crime rate compared to other civilized countries of the world?
    That's right!

    It doesn't matter if we're improving. If we're not ALREADY the best, then the system has FAILED!

    DOWN WITH THE ESTABLISHMENT!!

    VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!
  15. Quote:
    Originally Posted by 2short2care View Post
    Then when I was done with that I would make it, FREE ICE CREAM FOR EVERYBODY!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
    I support your position and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
  16. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Knight_Marshal View Post
    But look on the bright side. We as a society will not last much longer. The signs are there. We will implode into chaos and war which will solve a lot of problems through the death of innocents that would not happen if some of us 'mini tyrants' had powers.
    That is ADORABLE.
  17. My interest in Dragonball waned the more they shoved Krillin into the background.

    Well, at least he bagged the hot android chick before they completely dismissed the character.
  18. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Knight_Marshal View Post
    Being nice and overly civil on crime and criminals and such are part of the reason society is spiraling down the toilet.
    I always love it when people equate "morality" with being overly soft on the evils of the world. Sorta like when people equate playing violent video games to being a serial killer.


    But folks do love their "dude, I'd TOTALLY kill a buncha people for their own good" rants, so don't mind me.
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lothic View Post
    You are confusing what's natural with human morality. You may think acting morally is the "proper" way human beings should act and that's fine. But there's really absolutely nothing NATURAL about it.
    Still, I don't think full evil is any more natural than full good. Human beings ARE pack animals, so the well-being of the "pack" IS a natural concern. Extreme selflessness and extreme selfishness both fall outside of instinctual behavior.
  20. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Innovator View Post
    Everytime I see someone in need of help, I try do what I can, and I feel bad cause I can't do more, and I feel worse when I can't do anything at all. I don't think I could be a supervillain, it's not in me to not help.
    I think I'd end up around Catwoman-levels of "evil". Sure, I'd exploit the HELL outta my powers, but I'm not sure I'd go full-on villain.

    I could be the dashing rogue.



    Well... I could be if one of my powers was "handsome-ifcation".
  21. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Gaderath View Post
    I don't get the "I don't want another origin story, everyone knows Superman's origin" stuff.
    You have to remember that movie's don't occur in a void. Previous "origin" movies have produced a set of preconceptions through repetition. The biggest of these being "no big super-fights" and may even feature the hero in full costume for a very limited time and/or feature the hero at a lessened power level.

    Now, good origin movies DO exist. Spiderman and Batman Begins weren't bad. But notice that most people consider the sequel to be superior. Same for Superman and X-Men. Sometimes, with a more obscure character, it can't be helped. But for someone like Superman, I think they could just give you a general IDEA of his origin through the course of the movie without actually focusing on it.
  22. Quote:
    Originally Posted by MrsAlphaOne View Post
    Good point. MOST people don't like it when you point out how unreasonable they're being >.>
    Yes. That IS very obvious.

  23. Quote:
    Originally Posted by CaptainFoamerang View Post
    You're basically saying that because we criticize something we shouldn't watch it, as if the "artist" has every right in the world to make a crappy film but we don't have the right to see it and point out the flaws.
    Well... looks like we can kiss the movie critic business goodbye.
  24. Seems like sorta a karma thing.

    Marvel's kicking DC's butt in live-action movies, while DC is ahead in animated ones. Hopefully with Disney behind Marvel and the upcoming Green Lantern movie; things will even out a little more.