BreakneckBecky

*perches on Feys shoulder in a ninjafairykittyparrot disguise*

...moo

*drifts lazily past cunningly disguised as a tumbleweed*

*Comes in wearing a cunning DJ Shecky disguise and walks up to a cup of coffee the size of a midsized sedan*

...booger.

*Get snorkel and dives into the coffee*

*curls up on Feys head as a stylish NinjaFairyKitty hat and takes a nap*

*watches as all the trees dwonwind lose their leaves and needles, and horde of woodland critters scurry away with clothespins on their noses, and a band of skunks start arguing of who saw LCT first*

This will ends badly. It'll be funny, but still bad.

*Ninjaficates up behind Sais warkitteh suit and pushes the giant "DO NOT PUSH, EMERGENCY KITTEH EJECTOR!" button*

*roasts a giant vat of coffee on a stick over the fire*

This camping stuff looks pretty, but where the hot tub and air conditioning?

*Exhibits the natural racing aptitude and competetive spirit of the majestic Kitteh by promptly curling up on the catnip, rolling around a bit, then taking a nap*

*Walks in and promptly falls off a cliff*

*SPLUT*

*dusts off, gets on escalator and goes up top*

*walks off again*

*SPLUT*

*repeats while Disney film crews film*

*builds a city out of waffles, populates it with little bacon people and sausage cars, then rampages around Godzilla style for breakfast*

Roar and such. Also Hi.

*circles around in the kiddie pool wearing a shark fin and hummingt he theme to Jaws*

*naps on the flaming, out of control, 300' combine rolling around in the background*

*drives around in the background on a 300' combine, giggling madly and not actually steering*

*Sacrifices a catnip mousie upon the altar of OmNominous, High Thingamabober of the Snacky Realm*

*The rain of Reeses begins!*

I survived the eggpocalypse

Nothing like working tech support for 10 hours to make you realize "At least I didn't have Pogos Easter"

*Joins the Pogohuggins and give him a cookie while slipping Sai the map to the hidden easter catnip stashes*

*Sneakity sneaks around, watching where the fetishbois hide everything, writing down the location of all the resses products for Neko, any donuts for Fedor and cadbury cream eggs to wrap with biohazard stickers and bury somewhere*



*ninjavanish*

*Peeks out from the sekrit kitty base under the sofa*

Sackpersons are sly and tricksy.

*ninjavanish*

*Mysteriously appears in the cuddlepile in a mysterious fashion*

Jinkies

*cuddles and naps*

*blinks sleepily from on top of the NekoKittehs head*

think I need 2 naps

Also hiyas

*sneaks in as sneaky as a really sneaky thing being extra sneaky while hiding behind a ninja*

*turns on the chefbots, activates the atomojavanatificator 9000 infinite coffee dispenser, steals Pogos infinite cookie machine, puts The Really Most Very Bestest of Looney Tunes in the DVD player and sets the timer for it and the jumbotron, pets, feeds, and waters the FBBCs (being extra careful with the one that bites), sets out THE DONUT for Fed and many other donuts for non-feds, and fluffs up the blankies in the Sekrit kitty under-the-sofa fortress*

*Ninjavanish*

*sneaks into the thread and drops off...A BIG PILL OF BLANK TEST FORMS AND NUMBER TWO PENCILS!!!!*

That should scare them

*Ninjavanish*

*repoofs*

*Hugs the Neko and gives a pretty pretty princess tiara*

*Reninjavanishes*

I thought it was against some sort of rules for royalty to be nice

*looks for aliens pods in the garden*

*peeks out from under the sofa to see what all the Squeeing is about*

>.>

<.<

>.>

*gives a teensy Squee then crawls of the stinky work of worklike workification that prevents me from pewPewpewing all day*

For blastery steampunkiness I had an AR/electric who used the frankenrifle colored to give gold/brass tones and a cross between engineer and pirate clothes for a skypirate.

And when the preorder opens I'm remaking one as DP/something (Currently sitting on the name Crimson Cannonade for him/her/it)

Ack!

*Is tussled*

*Uses Sekrit ninjafairykitty powers of distraction by holding up a donut and tossing it a few feet away, then disappearing in a puff of fluff*