BafflingBeerMan
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Quote:"We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!"Originally Posted by SwellGuy
LOL. I remember that one.
Though all take a backseat to Jayne's heroic status episode in my laugh-o-meter. -
Quote:Love it when parents prank their kids! They so deserve it. Always wanting to be fed!Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay
I fully intend to name my son "Mo" and raised him to appreciate Elton John. Also going to raise him Catholic. Ya know, as a practical joke.
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Quote:Great, now when I watch The Simpsons and Homer says he is going to Moe's, it is going to take on a whole new connotation!Originally Posted by Divus
"Mo's" seems to be de rigeur on the sites I cycle through during my daily surfing.
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Think Adam Baldwin wants to trade Vera for that?
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Quote:Here's some muzak!Originally Posted by Lord_Arkasas
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Yep, seems to be some movement in getting a movie made about the ubiquitous search engine
Y'know what? I am actually intrigued and interested by the Facebook movie, so I can't rule this project out yet.
I just feel bad that the AskJeeves movie probably won't get off the ground. -
Quote:C'mon, quit pulling my leg. That sounds like someone in the third grade would write. Based on his experiences with a bully. Surely, the Green Goblin, Hobgoblin, Gray Goblin, Goblin Queen, Dobby, Ricky Bobby, and Bob Dole were all involved some how?Originally Posted by Unknown_User
That really happened. Spidey gets nailed in the head with a Cinderblock by an escaped criminal and then a few panels later when they both fall off a building. The criminal lands on his head, then regains consciousness before Spidey, and kicks him in the head and walks off.
(By the way, I am just kidding around and rolling my eyes to the explanation). -
Quote:Bwahahahaha...Originally Posted by LunarKnight
JoeQ takes the original wedding issue and inserts his own art and pages in to make the wedding never happen. The reason he misses the wedding is because a fat guy somehow manages to throw a cinder block and hit him in the head, then fall on him and pin him so he can't get up. Then MJ decides they should be together forever, but never marry because he'd be just like her abusive father.
But seriously, what really happens? -
Quote:Tell them, Matty!Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay
Same here. I forgot how much character establishment is done before the Demon Hipster Chicks...
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Quote:Isn't that from the movie, though?Originally Posted by Nericus
Another great set of lines:
"If we don't get some extra from the engine room to offset the burn through, this landing is going to get pretty interesting!"
"Define interesting"
"Uhm, 'Oh God! Oh God! We're all going to die!"
"This is the Captain, we are experiencing some reentry problems, there might some turbulence and then we'll explode."
Jayne's reaction: "We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!"
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Quote:When I rewatched it, I found myself like Bart and Milhouse when watching Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie:Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay
Saw it again. Still flawed. Still forgiveably so. An incredible movie.
"When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?"
Except, sub-in Chaos Theatre for Fireworks Factory and Scott and Gideon for Itchy and Scratchy.
Also, I want Todd's Number 3 t-shirt and Gideon's 3 G/Inverted Triforce t-shirt. -
Dharma Van goes for $47,000, Oceanic Water Bottles for $1,680
And that just goes to show why I didn't want to participate. When the opening bids were suggested at $200 dollars, my wallet closed.
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The AV Club invented the term Manic Pixie Dream Girl which describes the female part in a romantic movie that is carefree and drags the straightlaced, no fun male character out of his rut and teaches him to enjoy life. Basically, this female character is supposed to serve as a lesson giver for the male protagnist and doesn't exist in the real world. A walking, crazy plot device, in other words.
I feel like Ramona in the movie sorta subverts that trope. While she is the literal girl of Scott's dreams and does serve a pseudo-plot device to get to the fighting, she isn't changing Scott's lifestyle. She isn't carefree, comes with her own problems, and isn't bubbly. She's realistic. In fact, it can be argued that Scott is her "Manic Pixie Dream Guy" in that he helps her break free of her own dating trappings and, as Ramona herself says, is someone so unlike who she has ever dated before. -
Quote:Oh, you know, just like in the comics, Xavier gains and loses the ability to use his legs at the drop of a hat.Originally Posted by NeoDarke
Wait, is this set before Wolverine? 'cause Prof X was bald in that one, and you saw Cyclops and other run toward the Professor... But he was standing... And they said that'd address how he got in his wheelchair in this one... Gah!
I am so glad this is a reboot (It is, right?), because I am so confused right now! Marvel's editorial staff isn't even this bad. Close, but not this bad.
He's the John Locke of comics. -
The bad guys always lose/die in these sorts of action films.
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Once you are done with the series watch the Extended Gag Reel
My favorite thing from the whole series comes from it: Nathan Fillion running around during the pan around the coffin. Especially Alan Tudyk's reaction to it. -
My best friend, who loves that type of music and that song, always thought Thom Yorke was saying "Widow" as well. He was like, "Why would he say he was a widow? That doesn't make any sense!"
I had to sit him down and say that the lyric is "Weirdo." Then a light went on over his head and he got it. -
Quote:Next week on Glee:Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
CHORUS LINES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
GOOD NIGHT!
/morbo
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! -
Quote:We used to be civilized. We used to have culture.Originally Posted by Blarg
This is getting far too silly.
But then we found the internet. -
Quote:What makes a man turn neutral?Originally Posted by BBQ_Pork
Someone want to send him one? I'm nuetral...or at least that's what the paperwork officially says.
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It is apparent. We need a new, clear missile!
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A sniper rifle, like a Boombox, is not a toy.
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No, you just hit Eleanor Roosevelt instead.
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Lord Arkasas, if you want to post here, you may have to defeat our 7 evil ex-posters.
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Series first. You don't exactly need to see it before the movie, but the movie was pitched as a pseudo-second season, so there are some character relationships that you come in halfway through their progression.