BadStorm

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  1. Simple, really.


    The Dev's hate you, and the horse you rode in on.
  2. I solo so much that the MArcs in this thread provide me with the entertainment I need to to enjoy my alone time. For the most part, I don't even run them with my main badger! Emp Defenders don't usually do to great solo against custom enenmies lol...

    So keep on posting your fun MArcs, peeps!
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    If this happened everything would revert back to how it was before MA came out. No exploitative farming, no more bannings.

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    ...no more people playing MArcs...
  4. This letter almost makes me wish I had kids...



    *looks down at still-pert and upright Emerald Chesticles of DOOOM!*


    Almost...
  5. I'll be playing Matchstick Women tonight.

    When you get a chance, do a search for "Chesticles" and let me know what you think...thanks, Bubba!
  6. Thanks to all that told me my arc was broken after the last patch. I fixed it, and republished. Search "Chesticles" and enjoy!
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    I've been running tons of MArcs on different servers. Never really have to wait long to get a team.

    My MArc got broken on the last patch, so I fixed it and republished.

    Emo heroes make me sad.

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    I need to run yours.

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    Search "Chesticles" and enjoy!
  8. I've been running tons of MArcs on different servers. Never really have to wait long to get a team.

    My MArc got broken on the last patch, so I fixed it and republished.

    Emo heroes make me sad.
  9. Ooooh, in character reviews! Finally...a reviewer who I will submit to...

    Search "Chesticles" and you'll find it. Short, fun and filled with green chicks.
  10. BadStorm

    Evil H3410rz

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    Hey. No kicking, no gouging, no biting.

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    I guess our date is off....
  11. BadStorm

    Evil H3410rz

    Great! This means I can start using my teeth...






    Empaths suck.
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    Stupid americans teach their kids to handle a gun at 5 but you can be sure they would blindfold them before they get to see a nipple.



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    Preach it!!
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    If you urinate when swimming in a South American river, you may encounter the candiru. Drawn to warmth, this tiny fish is known to follow a stream of urine to its source, swim inside the body, and flare it's barbed fins. It will remain firmly embedded in the flesh until surgically removed.

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    I just grabbed my lower parts in shock and discomfort.

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    You grabbed your ankles?
  14. BadStorm

    Maintenance

    Thanks for the update, Falc!
  15. Leaders get demoted after a max of 45 days of no login. The first person in the SG to login after the leader gets demoted gets the star (I think it would actually go to the last person to log in BEFORE the leader gets demoted... confirmation please?) This is what happened to you. Working as intended.

    Check on the SG screen what the auto-demote time limit has been set to (lets assume 45 days). You can wait it out, and watch as the new leader gets close to the 45 day mark, then log in as much as you can on and around that day and hopefully you'll get it back.

    But it IS working as intended.
  16. My experience shows that many folks DO read everything...virtually everytime someone does my little mission (unabashed plug: search "Chesticles" to try it!), they send a comment that points out the specific things that made them guffaw. This is appreciated, because it allows me to go and tweak weak spots, or bask in the glow of knowing that I have made someone smile.
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    I'm sorry I don't have the arc IDs, I noticed this thread during server down time and my global is unique enough to be search able.

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    Actually, ALL globals are unique. They have to be. That's usually the easiest way to find someone's arcs. I mean, who wants to search for "Bikini Clad Samurai Vampiresses From Outer Space"? (No, it's not my arc. It's a tribute to Ed Wood and it's pretty funny. I don't recall the author. The title got me to play it.)

    [/ QUOTE ] Of course every name is unique as a whole, but I think he meant that his name doesn't contain something like "Captain" (for example), so it wont return 100 results when you search for it. lol

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    Thats why I don't even bother trying to remember my arc ID...I just tell y'all to search for "Chesticles"...something you boys seem to be fond of doing.
  18. OK, I'll be trying all mentioned here. Please run through mine!

    Name: The Emerald Chesticles of DOOOM!! (search "chesticles")

    Length: Short, 1 mish

    Difficulty: on Heroic, only tough on low dmg AT's, but still doable. Higher difficulty is a challenge, especially solo.

    Time to complete: less than 30 minutes

    Features: Custom mobs, custom allies, lots of badging ops, sophomoric humor.

    Story: BadStorms nipplez have been stolen by an evil genius, who is using them to create BadStorm clones to take over the world. You must save your friends who tried to help you, stop him by destroying his cloning machines and defeat his l'il green and almost nekkid BadStorm clones!
  19. /em montypython

    He is an ex Ex.



    Farewell and may your life be filled with enough experiences that Saint Peter will have to second guess whether to let you in or not.


    Heheheh...I said "peter"...
  20. Arc Name: The Emerald Chesticles of DOOOM!
    Arc ID: No idea, search "Chesticles"
    Faction: Heroic
    Creator Global name: @BadStorm

    Difficulty: 1 mission, Medium+, lots of half-nekkid green chicks, 1 EB with attitude

    Synopsis: Someone has stolen BadStorm's nipplez, and is using them to make evil BadStorm clones! Only you, and the allies you save can help prevent the world from being overrun by l'il green women, and return BadStorm's pointy bits to their original upright position.

    Estimated time to play: 15-30 mins (unless you read all the little stuff!)

    Level Range: For all

    Special Mention: Comedically-themed Immature Content, not Suitable for Small Children and Prurient Interest Groups.

    Have a giggle on me.
  21. Arc Name: The Emerald Chesticles of DOOOM!
    Arc ID: No idea, search "Chesticles"
    Faction: Heroic
    Creator Global name: @BadStorm

    Difficulty: 1 mission, Medium+, lots of half-nekkid green chicks, 1 EB with attitude

    Synopsis: Someone has stolen BadStorm's nipplez, and is using them to make evil BadStorm clones! Only you, and the allies you save can help prevent the world from being overrun.

    Estimated time to play: 15-30 mins (unless you read all the little stuff!)

    Level Range: For all

    Special Mention: Comedically-themed Immature Content, not Suitable for Small Children and Prurient Interest Groups.

    Have a giggle on me.
  22. BadStorm

    Nice people

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    Just remember, nice people ride the S.L.U.T.

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    My ears were burning.
  23. Arc Name: The Emerald Chesticles of DOOOM!
    Arc ID: No idea
    Faction: Heroic
    Creator Global name: @BadStorm

    Difficulty: 1 mission, Medium+, lots of half-nekkid green chicks, 1 EB with attitude

    Synopsis: Someone has stolen BadStorm's nipplez, and is using them to make evil BadStorm clones! Only you, and the allies you save can help prevent the world from being overrun.

    Estimated time to play: 15-30 mins (unless you read all the little stuff!)

    Level Range: For all

    Special Mention: Comedically-themed Immature Content, not Suitable for Small Children and Prurient Interest Groups.

    Have a giggle on me.
  24. BadStorm

    The 600 Club!

    I'm now in the club, but it doesn't mean as much as I14 has made it real easy. Still...I'm there!