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Xury's Guide to Sucessful PvPing:

Lesson 1-20: Make a Warshade.

kthxby

Sorry for the threadjack.

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nice avatar

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Heh heh. I ought to use that one instead :P

Xury's Guide to Sucessful PvPing:

Lesson 1-20: Make a Warshade.

kthxby

Sorry for the threadjack.

Very good guide sing.

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*cough* Moving on.

Hex's top 10 list of the wrong way to ask for art.

10. ZOMG U R awesome! Draw meh plz!?!

9. Will sum1 draw my toon plz!?! kthxbye.

8. Give me free art!

7. Can u draw my toon? Can u draw my toon? Can u draw my toon?

6. Draw my toon for free or I'll tell everyone that you suck and not to use you.

5. Draw my toon for free or I'll go to someone else.

4. If you draw my toon I'll send some business your way.

3. A friend told me you did free art, here's the list of characters I want done. kthxbye.

2. Can you draw my toon? btw I need it done in a week.

1. You need the practise so why don't you draw my toon?

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You forgot a few.

11. If you draw my toon I won't show your baby pics all over the internet.

12. I promise if you draw my toon I won't follow you home.

13. If you draw me I'll remove the shower cam from your house.

14. Please don't think I'm weird but if you draw my toon I'll stop stealing your underwear.

15. If you draw my character I will give you a .00000000000001% chance of seeing 'Hexgirl's Exposed' comic.

Oh, so you mean I CAN'T just keep spaming the forums with PL- I mean DRAW MEH!

It all makes sense now. :P

Heh, one of my favorite MOG moments was in WB. I'm Fire/Storm, and a BS/Regen tries attacking me.

First shot he surprised me, and attacked through Hurricane, Luckily he missed. Hold, Hold, Hold, he's held, pops a BF, then instead of turning back on Intergration, he pops MOG.

"Goodie." I think. And promptly drop Tornado. 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, and so on.

I smile and say in local," You should run now."

He says back," I acually ment to hit IH, lol."

Got another story for Sirens.

Late in the evening, there is only 2 other heroes on. 2 scraps to be exact. I was the 3rd scrap.

Well we're facing 4 stalkers, 1 brute, 1 dom, 1 MM, and 2 corrs... A recipe for Scrapper death.

So I decide to switch to my Mind/FF controler. Well they're not packing any BFs so all the mezes make short work of them. So now we're waiting for them to come back... Then an Ice/Dev blaster comes in and waits with us.

He lays out caltrops, and a bunch of mines. I decide (since I'm getting the most attacks) to play bait with PFF on and Dispersion to hide the PFF.

Sure enough, a stalker tries to hit me, miss, and gets owned by the 4 of us.

We're still waiting for the rest of them, it's very quiet. Then suddenly all the tripmines blow up, along with the 4 stalkers who all simultaneously died with it.

Then the 3 stalkers get pissed and start cursing on broadcast. Not at us, but the 4th stalker, who apparantly was not teamed with them.

Here's the deal: They were using temp fly powers, and temp invis powers so the /dev blaster could not see them. 2 were focusing on me with a few yellows (Trying to get past PFF), and 1 on the devices guy... but they were all flying safely above the mines so not to hit the caltrops or the mines.

Suddenly, Mr 4th unteamed stalker sees us standing there and falls for the bait. In turn he blows up the other 3 who were most likely going to kill us.

I happen to say to mr 4th stalker," Hey man, you're like the best guy on OUR team."

And in Broadcast," M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!"

*After a familiar scene*

Recluse: (Clutching dolls) Jenkins! Did you see anything?
Jenkins: No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!
Recluse: Good!

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Recluse: Kibbles and Bits, Kibbles and Bits, I gotta get me some Kibbles and Bits... Heh, pure genious.

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Recluse: Bring Statesman to me... I think I will read him some poetry.
Narrator: It is known that Lord Recluse's Poetry is the third WORST poetry in the galaxy.

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Recluse: You know that evil will always win. Because Good, is Dumb.

I'm sure we'll see the Pretorian Arachnos side sometime... Go ahead devs, use my idea.

Ok, you all know, or should know, about the Pretorian world, where everything is the opposite of this world. Like Statesman is Tyrant, and Sister Psyche is Mother Meyhem, Synapse is Neuron, and so on...

But what about Lord Recluse? I want to think he's leading the good guys against Tyrant and his pretorians.

I have a few theories I'd like to suggest here on what happened to them:

Lord Recluse in this world is known as the Lord of Dance. Lord of Dance is our new spandex coated hero, using his super abilities, and superior dancing skills that could make Jet Li blush, to fight crime! Only the Lord of Dance has the power to bring down Tyrant, because their powers are one in the same.
On the side he enjoys holding river-dancing competitons, and encouraging break-dance showdowns to settle major political issues, instead of war. He also enjoys underwater basket weaving... because he's one of the few who can.

Black Scorpion is known as the Plaque Scorpion, Dentist Extrodinare! Through the power of technology, he made the Plaque suit, designed to shred evil, and cavities to pieces! It's shaped oddly similar to the original Black Scorpion suit, but the tail end sports a tooth drill, light, and a few other dentist instruments. Evil will be saying, "AAAAAHHHH!!!" when this dentist comes knocking.

The Plaque Scorpion's sidekick, known as Silver Mantis, on this world is Silver Crown. Hardly ever seen without his trusty Nurse, Silver Crown is ready to help Plaque Scorpion at every Root Canal, Filling, or Crowns he may have to do. Quick with Dentist tools, she could decapatate a fly 50feet away with a thrown drill in a hurricane.

Captain Mako in this world is known as Captain Cook, the world's greatest seafood chef. Being part shark, working with meats is his specialty, and rare is his style of cooking. Known as a ledgend on Iron Chef, he uses his (Very clean) claws to slice and dice evil do-ers.

Captain Cook's sidekick, known in this world as Baracuda, is known here as Barbacoa. She's serving up some mean mexican food, along with her specialty, Barbacoa tacos, with a side order of good ol' fashined beat down.

Ghost Widow in this world is known as War Widow... She dosen't really do much nowadays. I mean she never died here in an accident, but going on another path, and getting married, her husband did. Nothing much else could be said. I mean without her ghost powers she dosen't have much else but her good looks, so she instead hosts a talk show.

War Widdow's faithful sidekick, known in this world as Wretch, still remains just as loyal, if not an obsessed fan which she refers to as Fetch. "Bring me my newspaper Fetch." "Get me a glass of water Fetch." "Answer my fan mail Fetch." He's like a Boyfriend without benefits.

And finally we have Scirocco, who is known as King Courtesy. Scirocco, despite being a villain had always a Chivelrous and honorable side to him. King Courtesy, without the influence of Lord Recluse, became what he is, to the point of annoyance. He fights crime, saves kittens from trees, helps old ladies cross roads, loan money and won't nag about getting paid back for a long time, squeezes the toothpaste from the end, and ALWAYS remembers to put the seat down on the toilet.

King Courtesy's sidekick, in this world known as Ice Mistral, here is known as Nice Mistral. With a guitar in hand, and a song in her heart, she gladly sings sonets, and poems of random acts of kindness. Together the duo travel the globe, teaching manners and politness through song and example. In the Pretorian world, they are the most wanted criminals ever; strickly on principle.

So there's my speculation on that. I hope I come to find I am 100% correct on this... Come on Devs, please say I'm right.

COH Vigilantes

This is my latest and greatest piece of work to date, and I'm very proud of this. But first, a bit of background:

The series started as an idea between a friend and myself as a few characters in an alternate dimention, parrallel to ours. The world is different in the fact that things that people have in fantisy worlds are real here: Magic, Psionics, Mystical creatures, ect. But the settings is a fantisy/sci-fi, because it's futuristic.

The two main characters ended up from our dimention to that one, and they end up helping the nations rid the known universe of it's tyrants. They banded a crew together, and called themselves the Vigilantes. This fic takes place many years in the future from that time, and these Vigilantes are the sons and daughters of the original crew.

Which brings us to the stars of the show. Kayain, Cherry, Danyel, and Diana. All of them are my in-game toons (Kayain being the LoV one). The story itself is about them in persuit of the Rikti. The Rikti attacked Cherry and Danyel's homeworld, much in the same way they did with the CoX world. They chased the Rikti all the way here to Paragon City, to find out that this world had been attacked as well. Now it's really personal.

I cannot post the full length story here... It's just too long. That's why I used fanfiction.net. As far as rating and content... Well it's a bit mature in some points, but nothing extreme... I should say, Nothing you probably wouldn't have seen anyway in CoX. Rated PG-13 at the least, with some bad words. Overall the story is plenty of subtle humor, with of course action, and perhaps romance? In this fic, you will get a look in how they really are, and an insight on future novels.

Yes, that's right. I someday plan to novelise these characters because of my zest for writing. This is one of those times that me and my friend say," Man, we ought to be writing this down." And so, since he moved away... I decided to write it finally.

I really want to turn this into more then just a hobby, so this is what I do on my free time. Write. Other then CoX that is .

This is a 'practice run' so to speak for me. I want people's opinion on how I did, storyline-wise, and entertainment-wise. Chapters 1-3 was me just barely getting back into the swing of writing. Chapters 4-7 are IMO some of my favorite chapters.

I took a long break from writing, and started writing again so I wouldn't get rusty. I plan on revising those sometime, but for now, enjoy!