RP speculation... Those Silly Pretorians

Ok, you all know, or should know, about the Pretorian world, where everything is the opposite of this world. Like Statesman is Tyrant, and Sister Psyche is Mother Meyhem, Synapse is Neuron, and so on...

But what about Lord Recluse? I want to think he's leading the good guys against Tyrant and his pretorians.

I have a few theories I'd like to suggest here on what happened to them:

Lord Recluse in this world is known as the Lord of Dance. Lord of Dance is our new spandex coated hero, using his super abilities, and superior dancing skills that could make Jet Li blush, to fight crime! Only the Lord of Dance has the power to bring down Tyrant, because their powers are one in the same.
On the side he enjoys holding river-dancing competitons, and encouraging break-dance showdowns to settle major political issues, instead of war. He also enjoys underwater basket weaving... because he's one of the few who can.

Black Scorpion is known as the Plaque Scorpion, Dentist Extrodinare! Through the power of technology, he made the Plaque suit, designed to shred evil, and cavities to pieces! It's shaped oddly similar to the original Black Scorpion suit, but the tail end sports a tooth drill, light, and a few other dentist instruments. Evil will be saying, "AAAAAHHHH!!!" when this dentist comes knocking.

The Plaque Scorpion's sidekick, known as Silver Mantis, on this world is Silver Crown. Hardly ever seen without his trusty Nurse, Silver Crown is ready to help Plaque Scorpion at every Root Canal, Filling, or Crowns he may have to do. Quick with Dentist tools, she could decapatate a fly 50feet away with a thrown drill in a hurricane.

Captain Mako in this world is known as Captain Cook, the world's greatest seafood chef. Being part shark, working with meats is his specialty, and rare is his style of cooking. Known as a ledgend on Iron Chef, he uses his (Very clean) claws to slice and dice evil do-ers.

Captain Cook's sidekick, known in this world as Baracuda, is known here as Barbacoa. She's serving up some mean mexican food, along with her specialty, Barbacoa tacos, with a side order of good ol' fashined beat down.

Ghost Widow in this world is known as War Widow... She dosen't really do much nowadays. I mean she never died here in an accident, but going on another path, and getting married, her husband did. Nothing much else could be said. I mean without her ghost powers she dosen't have much else but her good looks, so she instead hosts a talk show.

War Widdow's faithful sidekick, known in this world as Wretch, still remains just as loyal, if not an obsessed fan which she refers to as Fetch. "Bring me my newspaper Fetch." "Get me a glass of water Fetch." "Answer my fan mail Fetch." He's like a Boyfriend without benefits.

And finally we have Scirocco, who is known as King Courtesy. Scirocco, despite being a villain had always a Chivelrous and honorable side to him. King Courtesy, without the influence of Lord Recluse, became what he is, to the point of annoyance. He fights crime, saves kittens from trees, helps old ladies cross roads, loan money and won't nag about getting paid back for a long time, squeezes the toothpaste from the end, and ALWAYS remembers to put the seat down on the toilet.

King Courtesy's sidekick, in this world known as Ice Mistral, here is known as Nice Mistral. With a guitar in hand, and a song in her heart, she gladly sings sonets, and poems of random acts of kindness. Together the duo travel the globe, teaching manners and politness through song and example. In the Pretorian world, they are the most wanted criminals ever; strickly on principle.

So there's my speculation on that. I hope I come to find I am 100% correct on this... Come on Devs, please say I'm right.

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Former King of PWNZ
Franziska Von Karma says you will listen to every word I say.

I am so drunk right now, and I have to say, this is probably the funniest [censored] I've read in a while.

Solid, [censored] solid.

<3 Nether

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@Kedeawyth
Co-leader of Vae Victus Sinistus (Freedom/Infinity)
Virtue
Exorii: Lvl 50 Kat/Elec Stalker, fully IO'd, T4 Incarnate
SG: Hands of Ashra

I'm sure we'll see the Pretorian Arachnos side sometime... Go ahead devs, use my idea.

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Former King of PWNZ
Franziska Von Karma says you will listen to every word I say.

The Praetorian dimension isn't where everything is opposite. If so, the Clockwork would be the good guys instead of Neuron's little creations.
The Praetorian dimension is just where people decided to go left instead of right, per se, often ending in drastic, drastic differences. Sometimes ending in very few differences.

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