Amerikatt
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Quote:That's my friend, Oswald!Originally Posted by GangstaBlade
Wow! 150 replies is my new record! Lol.
Nope, I prefer my style! Black jeans with a red or pink t-shirt with white running shoes. Yeah! (P.S I am male)
TPBM has a mole on her left leg.
Say hi to the nice people, Ossie!
Sorry folks, he's kinda shy!
TPBM likes wearing pointy "Mr. Spock" ears, as well as the soup bowl hairstyle!
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A couple of Mickey D's side salads and some tea.
[Between AK and myself, *one* of us has to watch our figure -- and it sure isn't AK!] -
Quote:I don't mind admitting that I'm in my own designer line of lingeree. I'm marketing it as "Underwear that's fun to wear!" (*waggles eyebrows*)Originally Posted by Early Girl
Ack! No way Amerikatt not around here!
I doffed my Amerikatt-brand sportswear so I could cool off in my lingeree!Quote:TPBM is in sweats!
TPBM wishes that *they* had *my* refined sense of style! -
Quote:Psssst! He read your bio!Originally Posted by 2short2care
Hey how did you know?
It's a Swatch, actually. I got it from a tall, bald guy in a toga who called himself "The Swatcher"!Quote:TPBM is currently wearing a watch. 
TPBM is sitting in front of their computer wearing only their undies! -
Nope. Sorry. *YOU* got first dibs and decided to monopolize the three billion Chinese people. Ya snoozes, ya loses!
(*pulls her chair up the buffet and eats the entire warmer's worth of Mongolian Pork, then starts on the Curry Chicken, followed by the General Tso's Chicken*) -
(*Manly voice*) "Do ya *always* do what yer womenfolk tells ya ta do? Er ye men or spineless jellyfish? Well? Which er ye? Hmmm?!"
(*looks around nervously*)
"How 'bout them Mets?" -
Quote:Well, Akar. Since you have the nomming of Chinese people squared away, then I shall start nomming the Chinese food!Originally Posted by Akar
Pizza/chinese (yes, chinese people, not food)
Carnie: Happy birthday to your daughter! (*huggles you both*)
Unlike *some* Americans, I *do* know that Dublin and Britain are *not* interchangeable.
BTW, Irish Swiss is my favorite cheese! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!! -
Just a jelly sammich, actually. Peanut butter sticks to the roof of my mouth and I make all kinds of faces because of it!
TPBM has a butterfly on their nose and is looking at it crosseyed!
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... someone refers to a politician as an 'elder statesman' and you look around for Marcus Cole!
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(*huggles everyone who's preceded her in the thread*)
(*British Shorthair voice*) "Carnie, old sport! Jolly decent of you to join us! Welcome!"
[Cousin Basil, a multiple Grand Champion British Shorthair and the original LOLcat!]
I'm having some leftover Teriyaki Chicken Tenders and a 42 oz. hot tea! NOMTASTIC! -
(*heroic, albeit high-pitched, voice*) "Here I come to save the day ...!"
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Quote:Soul Kitten! You've followed me even into HERE?! Have you neither shame nor decency?!Originally Posted by Zyal
Bacon?
Here's +1 Interwebz for the bacon quip, my Moriarty! Now out, I say! Out! -
It may take them a while to figure out a name. Sadly, males of all species seem to have only *one* thing on their minds ...!*
[*Hint: It is *not* coming up with witty names for Forum threads!] -
No, silly! That's Reichskatze!
TPBM is wearing an Amerikatt t-shirt and a Galaxy City Galactics baseball cap. -
Quote:Stereotypical ... or true-to-life? You decide!Originally Posted by Kheldarn
It's funny. The "rants" in here are all stereotypical stuff.
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Why do male Furless Ones refuse to put the seat down on the kamode?
Thankfully, this is not a problem with litterboxes, but it sure seems to bother my Human partner!
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Mortal enemies, like the 5th Column and the Council, will put aside their differences long enough to trounce a lowbie who happens to walk by ... but then those same guys will run from the same heroine when she gets a bit more experienced.
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Happy Birfday, Mr. Posi, sir!
I kan haz cake ... pleez?
RAWR!
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(*goes to huggle pounce Miss Emmi, but only gets empty air*)
(*double huggle pounces the birthday girl*)
HAPPY BIRFDAY!
(*nibbles on the birthday girl's nose*) NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
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Quote:Not ME! But I do know someone who is! Meet ... JANUS!Originally Posted by cursedsorcerer
No.
The Poster Below Me is literally two-faced.
TPBM is wearing a look of surprise and wants to adopt my friend, Janus! -
Happy Birthday, Miss Early!
Yummy-looking cake, Mr. Angry!
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Quote:+3 Interwebz for ya!Originally Posted by Stormpsych
When you see the neighbours cat you wonder why it isn't wearing a mask.
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Q: How many Amerikatts does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to start changing the bulb and one to chase after the first one when she gets distracted by a butterfly!
((Self-effacing humor at its best!)) -
Quote:(*PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*) Julie Newmar was the most nomtastic Catwoman on the "Batman" program, and the 2nd best Catwoman of all. Lee Meriwether was the best Catwoman overall, being more like the comic book character.Originally Posted by Philly_Guy
Catwoman ... mmmmm, Julie Newmar ...
Still, I'll say that it wasn't just straight boys and men who started purring when either of them appeared on-screen! RAWR! -
Quote:I hope that you enjoy it, Miss Early.Originally Posted by Early Girl
In my mind it could never measure up either, but I may give it a chance and watch it now saying as how I haven't heard one bad thing...
It certainly cannot be worse than the "Catwoman" movie with Halle Berry.