Weeny Roast!

Hey all I thought this would be a good little game to play and it will also let us vent some of our anger out too.

This game is called weeny roast, it's for all the womenfolk who get a little irritated, annoyed, or whatever at the little antics, behaviours, sayings or whatnot that the malefolk do. To be fair someone of the malefolk should make a similiar thread about the womenfolk and also call it something witty like scrambled eggs or whatnot. Remember this is a forum game sooo lets keep it funny and light and not take anything personally. I'll go first.

I find it a little irritating that after I ask my hubby if he will need the computer anytime that evening or night and he says no, about a half hour later he asks me if I am done with what I am doing, cuz he needs the computer. :P

lolol a vent thread , sweet!
and thats why we have 2 comps
grr, it annoys me when I'm doing laundry and find his socks, he'll wearing two pairs and take them off without taking them apart. I think all males do this so I just keep pulling them apart...

Why is it that if a man passes gas it is hilarious, but if you dare to pass gas it is gross, disgusting and just plain rude?

Why do male Furless Ones refuse to put the seat down on the kamode?

Thankfully, this is not a problem with litterboxes, but it sure seems to bother my Human partner!

Why is it a guy can remember all the stats from a certain baseball game that happened years ago-including players names-and forget your anniversary?

(to be fair, someone should start a 'hen roast' thread so guys can air their annoyances)

It's funny. The "rants" in here are all stereotypical stuff.

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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:

Yeah I suggested a guy start a "hen roast" in my origonal post. Name it something witty too.

It may take them a while to figure out a name. Sadly, males of all species seem to have only *one* thing on their minds ...!*




[*Hint: It is *not* coming up with witty names for Forum threads!]

*noms bacon*
*leaves*

Just for fun partner!

Oh yeah the Toilet seat one is a good one!

Here's another!

They can never remember where anything is, it's in the same spot it has been for years, and nothings changed since the last time you asked.... sheesh!

I suspect they do know and just like to hear the sound of our pretty voice!

Why is it that a married man can think other women are hot and it's ok, but god forbid a wife says oh he is cute it's OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

Helllooo? anyone there? Don't let this thread die.
Don't you hate it when it's the middle of the night and you're asleep next thing you know your man is waking you up because he can't sleep.

When they say, don't do that... I'll do it.... later.

Can we figure out if it is all famales posting or some other awesome MALE trying to pass off as a female(s).........
See males are in between everything (including you diary)
P.S I am male

I am female as in I have a uterus.
Why do guys think it's funny to static shock you but if you try to do it you're just being mean?

It's like killing people, it's funner to kill others than them kill you!

Everyone knows there is no girls in the intrawebz and no girls play counsel or computer games. http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20030114

Ha I don't have a WII and I have never played one.
Why do guys always have to put there cold feet on you bare back?