Angryellow

That every major and minor corporation in the world has an office building in Rhode Island.

I like to check out players' character info. If I see a cool or funny looking character in my vicinity I'll check their info. I look at their badge total and if they have a bio I'll read it, sometimes even pm them if I like it. So just know that @Angryellow may be watching you

And now that it's only months away, it seems like just yesterday when we first heard about it. Time flies I tell you, time flies.

Captain Mako=Killer Croc

That mortal enemies can get together in a nightclub and drink and chit-chat like the best of friends.

May God be with your friend Shadow.

It takes me till around level 12 to decide if I want to push a toon to that all-important watermark of Stamina/SO's. If the toon is able to hold it's own at lower levels I'll keep them on probation, so to speak, 'till 20-22. If they make it that far they're pretty much in my permanent stable.

That you won't get sick in any way from wading through raw sewage.

That there are snipers on rooftops who are waiting day and night for you to pass by by chance.

That several different looking people who are kidnapped all share the same name.

That if you are a member of Longbow Arachnos, etc., you must walk with your colleagues in a single file line, never side-by-side.

For two or three weeks every October, the Earth stops spinning and the Eastern United States is stuck in persistent darkness.

*Finlay whacks Kheldarn with the shillelagh*

Speaking of that, I've learned that witches, zombies, werewolves, ghosts, and vampires take up temporary residence in buildings all across Paragon and the Rogues for 2-3 weeks every October.

Finlay! (check the shillelagh)

The same person manages to get kidnapped by the same villain group over and over again.

It's all about sesame chicken for me. I can eat that all by itself, no sides.

There's a character who's now permanent but had to go through a couple of iterations; Oversear. I made her when I was three days into the game, and her first life was as an Arrow/Fire blaster. Second life was as a Fire/Secondary-I-don't-even-remember controller. She finally became permanent as a FM/Shield scrapper.

That students of Paragon U never graduate.

That the same villain will try to rob the same bank no matter how many times you've thwarted them.

That you can knock off the same bank no matter how many times you've done it before.

Fatality

Consignment house employees never get a day off and never get breaks.

You have hunger pains from the infestation devouring your intestinal lining and making transdimensional interfaces into visual companions while enjoying pickles soaked in prune extract overnight betwixt thousands upon thousands of gleaming spectacles vomiting extremely vile copious bile onto unsuspecting sentient cockroaches, which oddly feels like a hot roast beef/salmon entering a very cavernous mouth, and stimulates frenzied ferrets in perpetual, harmonized, synchronized, and, ironically, disproportionate proportions of reefer and cheese mixed with stuffed olives -- you, idiot who was eating itself while dancing with wolves wearing orange see-thru sarongs covered in artificial chocolate cockroaches squished between monogamous pigeons mating atop mountains copiously covered specimens astride axiomatic hirsuite diseased cockroaches, stop, collaborate without discussing ramifications of stopping cockroaches incubating under ample cockroaches with cockroaches and bigger cockroaches -- also meaner bug bites itching oozing bloody infectious pustules will burst magnificently when offered sacrifices of Vikings souls battered with lemons infused with
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^It's the evil ghost of Ling-Ling!