Angryellow
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Quote:Some Jedi master you are chump! If you were so Jedi, you would've known that was a decoy!Originally Posted by Shadow Ravenwolf
*summons Howler*
*Howler quickly stabs AY in the [CENSORED] and runs his jagged claws down his face*
*AY, struck with terror at the shockingly painful encounter, rears back. To his horror, the saws come alive on their own, jousting and teasing the full terror from AYs highly pitching and irregularly throaty whine*
*Howler fancies himself a crack shot with his native fling and nails AY in the mouth to shut him up*
*Howler continues to ravage AY's face, chest, and other
sensitive tidbits of flesh and bone*
*in a smokey flash of dastardly disgust, the chainsaws rebuke their ill-fated summoner and return to their beloved master*
"Don't **** with a Jedi Master, Son!"
*Summons Omega AngryCatSharkGurl, who grows to eight feet and 800 pounds*
*OACSG brandishes her claws and easily slashes off Shadows arms, and proceeds to shred him mercilessly as the real me looks on with sinister pleasure*
Jedis are p*ssies. Don't f*** with a Detroiter Son! -
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Rebel!
*nods, and Shadow's chainsaws are magically extracted from his hands and come into mine*
You now have two choices; Sit down and learn, or DIE! -
I'm sorry, WHO? That sucka hasn't been seen since 1976, back when Sister Psyche had a white woman's afro. This is MY class now, rebel.
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Ha! Catsi knows what's up. MY class, and rebels will be dealt with.
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Oh, a rebel!? Detention for Early Girl!
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Quote:Originally Posted by Early Girl
Will somebody please post in the jukebox thread, I wanna post another song!
Whaah whaah whaah. Alright you big baby. -
And the very first thing I have to put up with is TALKING! Shut up and sit down! It's learning time!
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This odor blocker is too powerful to let this thread end!
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Go Go Gadget...ah, who cares?
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Actually I'm watchin' mah stories (if only you knew how many dudes in the hood watched soaps)
TPBM is thinking about ice cream -
"Here I stand in my pants"-Usher
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Everybody sit the f*** down! Class is now in session! I am Mr. Angryellow, and I'm running this here! No talking, no gum chewing, no loud blinking, no loud breathing, no shifting in your seat, no not knowing the answer to a question, no looking at the clock, no twiddling your thumbs, no not paying attention to me! Now open your books to chapter one!
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Total Nemesis plot. Apple bobbing is one of THE most unhygienic activities in the world. The amount of germs and bacteria that are deposited and shared amongst apple bobbers is mind-boggling. Only Nemesis could think of something so sinister yet innocent-looking.
But lemonade isn't a Nemesis plot
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Go-Go Gadget Thread Necro!
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O for O2 Boost
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That a short woman who weighs all of 130 pounds can single-handedly "arrest" a warehouse full of men who brandish all manner of weaponry.
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Gratz on a highly accomplished five years. Makes my one-and-a-half year tenure look like nothing.
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Ironically enough, my red name would be Angryellow. He's my solitary male character, a mace brute.
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Quote:That cursedsorcerer is MEOriginally Posted by cursedsorcerer
In some alternate reality, I am a forum troll who is obsessed with porn and I have a goatee.
