88 lines about 44 capes.
If you got problems then I feel ya son
I got 88 problems but a cape ain't one
"You don't lose levels. You don't have equipment to wear out, repair, or lose, or that anyone can steal from you. About the only thing lighter than debt they could do is have an NPC walk by, point and laugh before you can go to the hospital or base." -Memphis_Bill
We will honor the past, and fight to the last, it will be a good way to die...
Awesome.
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The Alt Alphabet ~ OPC: Other People's Characters ~ Terrific Screenshots of Cool ~ Superhero Fiction
Cyberman 8 a super android from the past.
Upgraded and updated, there're few who are so fast.
Kara Skye, her hair and wings of white a mutant story.
Gravity and Kinetics boosted teams to heights of glory.
Lily the Diamond was tough as her namesake.
Statesman and Recluse both knew she wouldn't break.
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... And now I'm hearing Mark Hamill's Joker saying this, thanks to your avatar.
If you got problems then I feel ya son
I got 88 problems but a cape ain't one |
Lemme give this a shot!
"The Daring" Little David, once a refuse collector,
scavenged gadgets and rifles to be a stalwart protector.
The Corrupted Haruspex was a Mastermind's creation,
its mind-defiling magic is truly an abomination.
The Firekeeper's grandson took up the name Wildfire Pete,
now he'll free Praetoria by turning up the heat.
A broken soldier fights again thanks to his government handlers,
as Cerenokv E-RADS with a Defender's nuclear reactor.
Mike Jules XII, one of Portal Corp's quarries,
fights for Arachnos with his mercenary cronies.
The Hamidon's Yellow Dawn reduced heroes into martinis,
but one returned alive fused into his own Hamikini
/em fingersnap
Father Xmas - Level 50 Ice/Ice Tanker - Victory
$725 and $1350 parts lists --- My guide to computer components
Tempus unum hominem manet
(I usually stick to tight rhyme and meter when I write poetry, but this particular form is traditionally looser. I just had to write it. Any couplets you'd like to pen about your characters?)
Cryomino, the teenage mutant ninja Tsoo.
A crimelord's daughter, but her path was true.
Boomer Hood was blinded in his laboratory;
he used sonic waves to guide his archery.
The lovable Catdroid, an anime robot
never understood the respect that he got.
Sponge the nega-girl might have been tragic,
but she took all that hit her and conquered dark magic.
Byangoma's silly name came from Hindu tales.
A Time Lord with mental powers always prevails.
That medic from the future named Suture Shock
was a mean old cyborg and one hell of a doc.
Hortensia Crow and her carnival crew
were vigilantes, vampires, and thugs with tattoos.
The archeologist Fernguard turned into a legend:
A warrior, a princess and a lost race's brethren.
Leggy Blonde was a sick villainess
with a crush on Recluse -- or anything with eight legs.
The secret that Agent Cyclone hid in his mist?
He was a weather machine android with an evil twist.
Lepton Lullabye already has a poem.
Mad scientists hear it when they're scared and alone.
The Yeti Avenger was a beast out of place,
but he preferred the big city to the land of his race.
Grace Rider was the fastest stunt woman alive,
an angel of speed, and power, and drive.
Spillover leaked with electrical force.
For profitable murders, she was the source.
Pantherette's name could not be said in old Mayan.
The zombies she summoned mostly fought crime.
Sweet Trouble was a gentle uplifted cow
who stole alien tech -- watch out for her now.
For a werewolf, Santa Lobo's not bad,
though his priest collar vanished in the fur that he had.
Stickfigure Steve escaped the Rogue Isles
to become a rare hero; a widow spider who smiles.
Cloakwalker spent all his time in a sim.
Mastering Architect games was his whim.
The heroic Wrecksteel had a criminal past
and a ten-foot-long club. He was a blast.
Ludwig Spry retired his shocking knife skills.
He was seventy years old and just lost his will.
Sandbird was a modern-day djinn
given curious form and the resolve to win.
Paper Leper could form hammers and wings
out of his skin; what a creepy old thing.
Hyeness the black witch used horror and curse
to fracture men's will. She was the worst.
Adolf Chattanooga -- what a great name!
A golden-age alien who sought fortune and fame.
Pity poor Shriekling, that ugly mutation,
whose voice could wreak immense devastation.
The inuit Elkfire traveled to town;
A pyrokinetic in the Arctic would drown.
Gatora the small radioactive girl,
a mutated gator who wanted the world.
Deputy Dust knew how to keep peace.
With his nanotech cloud, he helped the police.
The evil Imager bored things to death.
His force fields and ninjas did not have much breadth.
Solar Safari was an aussie bizarre;
he lit a mystical doobie and burned like a star.
The scientist Robovore? That crazy fool
ate robots, afraid if he didn't, they'd rule.
Staffmaiden contacted all her past lives.
Reincarnations fall, but justice survives.
In a mixup with portals, Coldspace was lost.
When he returned to Earth, he was soulless and cross.
Miss M4G1C the clockwork escaped Praetoria
with self-awareness, wonder, and phantasmagoria.
Why Crey made Cyberparrot we'll never know,
but that electrical bird-thing could sure steal the show.
Predators Inc. was an interesting group;
the beasts were in charge -- the man was a dupe.
Kid Tornado clawed bad guys, ran fast, and saved lives,
but I'll remember him for winning my first costume prize.
Bubblefly was cute but barely a starter;
a weak telekinetic, she specialized in water.
The Feral Mage just came to the city
with a couple of wolves and some nature affinity.
Orbstar mastered force fields of all kinds
to protect and to serve and to win hearts and minds.
Skeeter Dream was a fantasy dreamed by an insect
who drank super-blood; his sanity was suspect.
Wirebound, trapped in an armor of junk
never really got far, lost in his funk.
Dead Debbie was the mistress of darkness and mirth.
Of them all she was best, because she was my first.
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Life is funny. Death is funnier. Mass slaughter can be hilarious.