Roleplaying Services: Anybody fit these community needs?

Hello.

I was wondering if anybody has a character that could roleplay the following occupations, in case my characters or other characters might need them. Please indicate if you are available blueside, redside, or both:

1) Psychologist/Therapist: Someone who can sit down with characters in therapy sessions to work out their issues with them. They might also do marriage counselling, etc.

2) Catholic Priest: Someone who can take confessions, perform mass, exorcisms, marriages, spiritual advice, last rites, etc.

3) Protestant or non-denominational Minister: Someone who can do services, deliverances, baptisms, marriages, faith healings, and spiritual advice.

4) Rabbi: Someone who does a lot of the above in the Jewish tradition.

5) Imam, Muslim cleric, or Sufi: A spiritual resource for Islamic characters.

6) Voodoo Priestess, Shaman, or folk practitioner: Fortune readings, blessings, curses, ceremonies, etc.

7) Eastern mystics/Sages: Spiritual resources from the far east. Buddhists, Brahmins, Confucian scholars, etc.

8) Dojo masters/Personal trainers/Coaches/Fighting Instructors: Someone who can roleplay training sessions or runs a place where characters can train.

9) Lawyers: Characters that can bring cases or argue cases on behalf of another. Might also preside as a judge in a formal trial or for informal arbitration.

10) Personal physicians, general practitioners: Someone who can do checkups, prescribe medication, answer medical questions. You could run your own clinic or do house calls.

11) Entertainers: Comics, bartenders, dancers, fashion models, clowns, singing telegrams, etc. Basically people who can be hired to liven up a party or social gathering.

If there are any other professions or community needs you can think of or you can fill, feel free to list them.

I'll go first then

Jean Depallier, aka Femme Fencer, is a lawyer. She's available redside as Jean Depallier and blueside as Femme Fencer.

K9 Evolved is at your disposal if you even need search and rescue/ police officer help.

My earth/storm controller, Jade Najah, is a shaman. He's vigilante, so he could dip redside if need be, but I can't enter VG bases with him.

That is some pretty specific scripting. Organic roleplay isn't your thing?

Novamaiden would be of use in the general entertainment sense, as a dancer,escort, fashion model, as you described or to cosplay as herself probably to liven up a gathering. She's well known enough that characters may hear of her but still cheap enough that just the idea of a party and some good promotions would get her there. Is free to work with any similar characters actually in a professional way if wanted. Hero side only though.

....put me down as a maybe for catholic priest..hey if george carlin can do it id be a good one too

I have a character who can perform as a Catholic lay minister. She's available for the sacraments which can be performed by those not in the priesthood in her civilian identity, Rebecca Johnson; and can, under certain circumstances do a little more in her (secret) hero-identity, Dreams of Solace. In that capacity, she's an ecclesiastical ward of the Knights of Malta, and as it's often said, roleplay to learn more. In her civilian identity, she's a middle-school teacher and social-worker, and can offer basic counseling and therapy.

She's a blue-sider only.