Paragon city would be doomed if, Paragon studios would be doomed if...


Bullet Barrage

 

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The things that could doom the company and the city!

Paragon City would be doomed if Sierge "accidentally" replaced is spray on tights formula with quick drying cement.

Paragon Studios would be doomed if Zwill got the office to himself for a day.

Paragon City would be doomed if they released a Cat Girl!TM pack.

Paragon Studios would be doomed if they released an issue with one very slightly controversial item.

Paragon Studios would be doomed if they released an issue without an controversy.

Paragon studios would be doomed if they released an issue with mass controversy.

Paragon studios could be doomed if they just released an issue.


Goodbye. Not to the game, but the players. Goodbye. Everyone, remember to have fun. That's all I can say.

 

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Paragon studios could be doomed if the devs got an electric shock for each game bug that wasn't solved quickly.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Paragon City would be doomed if the devs released a sunlight sparkle defense set for Brutes, Tankers, Scrappers and Stalkers.


 

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Paragon City would be doomed if this thread really got off the ground.



"My life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely pretty and well preserved, but rather I will skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming...WOW...What a Ride"

 

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Originally Posted by Bullet Barrage View Post
Paragon City would be doomed if they released a Cat Girl!TM pack.
Paragon City would be doomed, but Paragon Studios would have enough money to release a new issue every week.


 

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Paragon City will be doomed once Nemesis gets to step 17,389,026 of his Plot to Take Over the World.

Paragon City would be mostly doomed if heroes suddenly became allergic to spandex and wolf/lion fur.

City Hall would be doomed if the Atlas statue dropped its globe (bowling... and... STRIKE!)

Paragon City would be doomed if Blue Steel forgot to cover his nose when he sneezed.

Paragon City would be doomed if the Trolls lost all their Superadine and had to go cold turkey all at once.

Paragon Studios' patrons will be doomed (or at least slightly disappointed) if Steelclaw doesn't post a list in this thread.