Mercy Island After Dark


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So I decided to do some badging tonight, getting the red side beacons for a new personal base. Plain old, boring, explore badge collecting. And then I found myself in the north west corner of Mercy Island.

I'm not sure if the critter spawns are different now than in the past, or if I just didn't notice before, but there's some *really* bizarre stuff going on there. I know supposedly the cesspool is supposed to make them go a little batty, but, err, well lets see.

Ok, this has to be the most inappropriately bored-looking guy on the planet. He has a look like he paid for this, and isn't getting his money's worth.

And then we have these girls. The random number generator came so close to blowing our T for Teen rating there. Had it spawned them in the opposite positions this alone would increase subscriptions among the male 14-30 demographic by 32%. And yet, when you consider the precise spots they are standing on, and their relative height, and what that does to their, uh, well I mean when you see how they, err, well lets just say they never spawned again in a remotely similar way the whole time I was in that area.

I don't even know what to say about this. Except, and I swear I'm not making this up, as I approached them the one on the right said, and I mean it I'm not making this up, he said "I...really...hate...this...game."

Oh look, finally here's someone normal. And I like that top; I use that top myself in some of my... WHOA!

Ok, that's an emote I'm never doing again, ever.


Seriously, that's one bat-sh*t crazy area.


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HaHa i see someone's had the plessure of the randomness of Mercy XD
..Tho that first one i havent seen for quite sometime lol


 

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Those were quite funny. Good delivery too, Arcana. Started my work day off with a laugh, which is always good.


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