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Oh great...I have yet another pointless talent...why can't I have any of the useful ones!
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Originally Posted by Coolio
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The M.A.D. Files - Me talking about games, films, games, life, games, internet and games
I'm not good at giving advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
@Lyrik
Q: How many microsoft programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they redefine darkness as the standard.
Scrawled inside a toilet stall:
What do you get when you mix a charmed red quark with a strange one that's green and a thid that's true blue?
I don't know, but to hold them together you'll need a gluon with attitude
Sounds like what they served in the cafeteria today
Speaking of which, does anyone know the Flavor of Beauty?
Doesn't it depend on who'se on Top and whose on the Bottom?
I'm getting a Hadron just thinking about it
Hey! What boson thought of this question, anyway?
Yeah. There's a guy who ought to be Lepton!
Great Wall of Prophecy, reveal to us God's will that we may blindly obey.
Free us from thought and responsibility
We shall read things off of you.
Then do them
Your words guide us.
We're dumb
Why do nerds always get Halloween and Christmas confused?
Because OCT31 = DEC25
(Sometimes, I wish there could be a Dev thumbs up button for quality posts, because you pretty much nailed it.) -- Ghost Falcon
A Dalek rolls into a bar.
"Inebriate! Inebriate!!!! INEBRIATE!!!!!"
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A ROT13 encoder walks into a bar and says "Why the hell am I here? I don't drink!"
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That was fun, thanks for writing that up!
Drop -- 50 MA/SR - Pinnacle
Varia -- 50 Claws/Inv - Pinnacle
Rainfall -- 50 DB/WP - Virtue