Under Zwillinger's Orders...


Boomie

 

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During the Ustream today, Zwillinger commanded me to make up a list about possible day-jobs held by the in-game signature characters. Now that I think about it... Zwill sounds a lot like the OTHER voices I hear in my head all the time.

Hmmmm...

Might be time to make another tinfoil hat...

* Synapse: Puts on large rabbit costume and spells the Energizer Bunny when he needs to take vacation time.

* Swan: Exclusive class level "companion"... Some of her best paying customers have included Frank Perdue and Colonel Sanders...

* Fusionette: Tour guide.

* Back Alley Brawler: Professional masseuse.

* Citadel: President and acting chairman of the SkyNet Fan Club.

* Captain Castillo: President and acting chairman of the Captain Castillo Fan Club.

* Mynx: Volunteer at Paragon SPCA... Chairwoman of Local Cat-Girl's Union 096... and driving force behind the "Have You Hugged A Kitty Today?" bumpersticker campaign.

* Positron: Apple product salesman... currently taking time off for Steve Jobs grieving period.

* Captain Mako: Greenpeace Warrior.

* Foreshadow: Psychic Friends Network operator. (In the CoH universe they WERE real psychics so they DID see it coming...)

* Arbiter Sands: Night club singer.

* Infernal: Children's television show host.

* Dominatrix: Stress relief counsellor.

* Statesman: Reporter/Photographer for the Weekly Planet Bugle.

* Lanaru the Mad: Steelclaw's editor.

* Lord Recluse: Orkin man.

* Silver Mantis: Crash Test Dummy.

* Scirocco: Grief counsellor.

* Lord Nemesis: Political forecast analyst.


My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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* Infernal: Children's television show host.
My supernatural Olantern-sense detects a potential AE arc here.


"Bombarding the CoH/V fora with verbosity since January, 2006"

Djinniman, level 50 inv/fire tanker, on Victory
-and 40 others on various servers

A CoH Comic: Kid Eros in "One Light"

 

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* Swan: Exclusive class level "companion"... Some of her best paying customers have included Frank Perdue and Colonel Sanders...
lol I'm not sure about Frank but Jim Perdue(who is my boss btw) that sounds about right.

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* Back Alley Brawler: Professional masseur.
Fixed because BaB's isn't a woman.


Elec/Cold Troller AV/Pylon/GM/TF/SF Soloing Antics
everytime...he gets me everytime.... DAMN U BOOMIE -- _Ilr_
Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

 

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Belladonna Vetrano ... TPN anchorwoman.

Emperor Cole ... insurance salesman for Jenkins & Jenkins.

Praetor Sinclair ... professional whipping boy.

Katie Douglas ... Ninja Burger dispatcher.

The Center ... struggling playwright.

Vanessa deVore ... lingerie model for Victoria's deSecret.

Battle Maiden ... DMV teller.

Ghost Widow ... guest host of The Outer Limits.


It's the end. But the moment has been prepared for ...

 

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Sister Psyche- Marriage Councelor
Manticore- Divorce Lawyer
(sorry have seen Intolerable Cruelty recently )

Dr. Vahzilok- Life Insurance Salesman
Captain Dietrich- Public Relations
Lady Jane- Locksmith
General Z- Tactical Consultant
Fathim the Kind- Cellphone Sales
Black Scorpion- Underwear Model

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Infernal: Children's television show host.
I would record every episode!


"I play characters. I have to have a very strong visual appearance, backstory, name, etc. to get involved with a character, otherwise I simply won't play it very long. I'm not an RPer by any stretch of the imagination, but character concept is very important for me."- Back Alley Brawler
I couldn't agree more.

 

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Originally Posted by Steelclaw View Post
During the Ustream today, Zwillinger commanded me to make up a list about possible day-jobs held by the in-game signature characters. Now that I think about it... Zwill sounds a lot like the OTHER voices I hear in my head all the time.

Hmmmm...

* Lanaru the Mad: Steelclaw's editor.
Ooooh, I get it! Zwillinger's in-game avatar is Lanaru the Mad. That explains SO much!


 

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Sweet!

Zill got him a submissive! Liking the guy more and more everyday...



 

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* Infernal: Children's television show host.
So it would be a lot like THIS...

Except "firehose" takes on a whole new meaning.


Arc #6015 - Coming Unglued

"A good n00b-sauce is based on a good n00b-roux." - The Masque

 

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Master Midnight - Unemployed Male Escort.