Ever wonder about the skulls on Mystique's costume?
It makes perfect sense. Papa Smurf must have had a bit too much Smurf Berry Wine in his youth.
The first step in being sane is to admit that you are insane.
I shudder to think how Smurf on Human 'action' would even be possible...
However, she could be 100% Smurf. She *is* a mutant, after all. Perhaps extreme height is just one of her mutations. Or... we aren't seeing her true form and she's really much... much smaller....
You people are sick. Sick I tell you! SICK!
Rabbits & Hares:Blue (Mind/Emp Controller)Maroon (Rad/Thermal Corruptor)and one of each AT all at 50
MA Arcs: Apples of Contention - 3184; Zen & Relaxation - 35392; Tears of Leviathan - 121733 | All posts are rated "R" for "R-r-rrrrr, baby!"|Now, and this is very important... do you want a hug? COH Faces @Blue Rabbit
...says the Blue Rabbit...
Story Arcs I created:
Every Rose: (#17702) Villainous vs Legacy Chain. Forget Arachnos, join the CoT!
Cosplay Madness!: (#3643) Neutral vs Custom Foes. Heroes at a pop culture convention!
Kiss Hello Goodbye: (#156389) Heroic vs Custom Foes. Film Noir/Hardboiled detective adventure!
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This makes so much sense, it's scary...