laughs so hard she dies ... dead layla=no more dolls
Is it bad that I would use those?
No one pays attention to me, cause I listen to the voices in my head.
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Originally Posted by Psycho_Sarah
Is it bad that I would use those?
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I have more! 
Food Fighting!
Level 1- Applesauce Toss
Ranged, Minor DMG (Smashing), -To-Hit
It’s hard to believe this is an attack, but it does deal a little damage, as well as obscuring your enemies field of vision.
Level 1- Mystery Meat
Ranged, Moderate DMG (Smashing), -Defense
Nothing is grosser than smelling this meat, and your enemy is about to get a face full of it!
Level 2- 1% Milk
Cone, Minor DMG (Cold), -Resist, -Recharge
Seriously, why don’t they just call it water? Enemies hit with this carton of milk will cringe from it’s awful taste.
Level 6- Jello Mold
Ranged, Mindor DMG (Smashing), Mag 3 Disorient
You chuck a large portion of jello at your enemy. They’ll be seeing fruity stars for a while.
Level 8- Lunch Tray
Close, Heavy DMG (Smashing), chance for knockdown
You could use it as a shield, but why would you? You can fling this tray at a nearby enemy for heavy damage!
Level 12- Aim
Self +To-Hit, Self +DMG
What good is food that lands on the ground? None, if it’s after 5 seconds. You prepare yourself and increase your ability to aim accurately so you can throw a devastating meal.
Level 18- Pie Bomb
Targeted AoE, Moderate DMG (Smashing/Lethal), knockback
You could toss a pie like a normal clown, but you know what would be better? A pie with a bomb in it. That’s what.
Level 26- Spork Rifle
Sniper, Extreme DMG (Lethal/Hilarious)
You carry around this contraption solely to shoot spork missles at the enemy. If you don’t die from embarrassment, they probably will.
Level 32- Pizza Friday
Targeted Location, Superior DMG (Lethal/Fire), special
You’ve just given the enemies the most coveted food item of all—Pizza! They’re about to find out, however, that you have added your own secret ingredient to the meal.
Not a single mention of the most requested joke set the forums have ever seen? Carp Melee needs to happen!
Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I was just the one with the most unsolicited sombrero." - Traegus
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It's a work in progress |
Originally Posted by Aett_Thorn
Not a single mention of the most requested joke set the forums have ever seen? Carp Melee needs to happen!
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And now, another!
Janitorial Control!
Level 1- Toilet Seated
Ranged, Minor DMG (Lethal), Mag 3 immobilize
You just tossed a toilet seat around an enemy! I’d like to see you at a game of horseshoes.
Level 1- Water Hosed
Ranged, Moderate DMG (Smashing), Mag 3 hold
A good janitor always has a garden hose near at hand, for when things need to be wrapped up cleanly.
Level 2- Put out the Cones
Targeted Location, Mag 4 Immobilize
The janitor has set out his cones. Thou shall not pass!
Level 6- That smells nice!
Targeted AoE, Placate, Chance for confuse
Your handy dandy can of Febreeze turns enemies into friends. In fact, they may fight amongst each other to be your best friend.
Level 8- Aura of Cleanliness
Toggle PBAoE, +Res(Recharge, Recovery, ToHit, speed)
No matter what happens, nothing can slow a janitor down. With this toggle active, you’ll always be bustling around without a care in the world.
Level 12- Water Hazard
Targeted Location, Knockdown
There has been an…accidental water spill. Watch your step!
Level 18- Barricade
Targeted Location, Mag 3 Hold
The janitor is fencing off a rather large mess. That mess is probably glaring at him from beyond the barricades.
Level 26- No means no
Location, Pet Summon, Terrorize
You have told the enemy that they cannot use the restroom because you are cleaning it. Now they can’t help but think about needing to find one. Only the most mentally strong enemies can ignore its siren call.
Level 32- Janitor’s Friend
Pet Summon
One of the janitors best skills is to know when he cannot accomplish a job alone. When this is the case, he can summon up to three cleaning wands to help him with his problem.
This one is for Zwillinger!
Disco Fever
Level 1- Panel Freeze
Ranged, Moderate DMG (Energy), Immobilize
You’ve summoned a single panel from a disco grid to lock down an enemies movement.
Level 1- Boogie
Ranged, Moderate DMG (Energy), Hold
None but the strongest enemy can resist dancing when you start playing that music.
Level 2- Gridlock
Targeted AoE, Moderate DMG (Energy), Immobilize
You’ve frozen a group of enemies on the disco grid. But they’re not dancing!
Level 6- Record Toss
Ranged, High DMG (Smashing), chance for knockback
Like any prepared party animal, you can quickly fling a record at the nearest enemy. Be warned, this may kill their mood to party!
Level 8- Got the Fever
Toggle PBAoE, Minor DMG (Energy), Chance for confuse
The constant strobe lights around you stab at others eyes, and can confuse them into attacking anyone near them in an effort to stop the noise.
Level 12- Rock the Boat
Location AoE, Knockdown
You summon a grid on the ground that tends to surprise enemies passing over it. And by surprise, I mean knock them down.
Level 18- Boogie Fever
PBAoE, Hold
The combination of lights and sounds force all surrounding enemies into a dancing fever they just can’t resist.
Level 26- Time Warp
Targeted AoE, Stun
Enemies are so bewildered by your continued fascination with Disco despite it’s death, they don’t know whether to be impressed or disgusted. It takes them quite a bit of time to make up their mind after you mix it up in front of them.
Level 32- Do the Disco
Pet summon
Because of your extensive memorabilia collection and love for the era, you’ve managed to create the one thing that will bring the envy of all your peers; A giant floating disco ball! The peers that don’t find the ball amusing can rest assured, the ball shoots lasers at those who mock it.
Gardener Melee
Level 1- Snip Snip
Melee, Moderate DoT (Lethal), -Defense
You make some quick clips with your hedge trimmer to give yourself some room in a fight—or alternatively, trim a hedge.
Level 1- A little off the Top
Melee, High DMG (Lethal), -Defense
A slower yet devastating move that is sure to cut deep into any offending plant.
Level 2- Get off my Lawn
Cone, Moderate DMG (Lethal), -Defense
Like any well-prepared gardener, you pull out your weed whacker to clear the area of any pests.
Level 6- Build up
Self +DMG, Self +ToHit
You sharpen your tools and prepare yourself for the perfect cut.
Level 8- En Garde
Melee, Moderate DMG (Lethal), Self +Defense(Smashing/Lethal), -Defense
A gardener most know how to defend himself from any dangerous situations, and you’re not just any gardener.
Level 12- Confront
Ranged, Foe Taunt, -Range
Challenges a foe to attack you. Useful to pull a man-eating plant off an ally who finds himself in over his head.
Level 18- Nunchaku Clippers
PBAoE, Moderate DMG (Lethal), Minor DoT (Lethal), -Defense
You whirl around your clippers like an awesome ninja. Hey, you’ve seen a few ninja movies too. Don’t judge me!
Level 26- Pruner
Melee, Superior DMG (Lethal), -Defense
A deadly, two move attack that forms an X shape with your trusty clippers. This attack deals superior damage.
Level 32- Lawnmower Man
PBAoE, Extreme DMG (Lethal), Foe Knockdown, Self Teleport
With a bit of nitro in your lawnmower, you’re ready to take down ANY weeds that pop up in Paragon city.
Don't forget the My Little Pony Mastermind set
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Originally Posted by TwoHeadedBoy
Don't forget the My Little Pony Mastermind set
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Cat Assault and no Hairball?
Hairball is a judgement attack
Mystery Meat... *suppresses giggle*
I like these sets. They should definitely be used on April 1st. City of Sidekicks, Freem!, and now Mystery Meat
How is it that you don't have an Angry Birds set?
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Red Bird (moderate single target)
Birdie Remote (used to activate special functions)
Blue Bird (light cone)
Yellow Bird (fast single target, sniper)
Upgrade Slingshot (+Acc, +Dam)
White Bird (Can either be used as a bludgeon throw or can drop an explosive egg via remote)
Black Bird (Detonates either through remote, or 3 seconds after contact with enemy, Will detonate still if no enemy is hit, EXTREME Damage)
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It's throwing cats, not being a cat. |
Originally Posted by Red Valkyrja
Cat Assault and no Hairball?
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Originally Posted by GageEndaI
How is it that you don't have an Angry Birds set?
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Oooh good one!
MVP Blast
Level 1- Fast Pitch
Ranged, Minor DMG (Smashing), Chance for Fear
A quick, fast baseball throw is sure to unnerve the enemy. Nobody wants to get hit by a ball going 60mph.
Level 1- Slapshot
Ranged, Moderate DMG (Smashing), knockdown
There are still many hockey sticks and pucks lying around from Canada Day, and like any MVP worth his salt, you know how to use them effectively.
Level 2- Hail Mary
Targeted AOE, Moderate DMG (Smashing), knockback
You have quite an arm on you, and as such, you can throw a football hard enough to cause an actual shockwave to emit from the ball. Whoever catches this football will not be running to the end zone, I’m afraid.
Level 6- Red Flag
Ranged, Minor DMG (Lethal), Hold
Your keen eyesight just spotted a foul your opponent made. Sure, he or she may not be playing the same game you are, but why should that stop you? Your force of conviction is strong enough to freeze all but the most mentally adept villains in place.
Level 8- Shotgun Pass
Cone, Moderate DMG (Smashing)
You fire off multiple footballs, in an attempt to confuse the enemy as to who the receiver is. I’m pretty sure that isn’t legal, but who cares?
Level 12- Aim
Self +ToHit, +DMG
Blah blah blah increased damage blah blah aim.
Level 18- Beckham Blast
Close, High DMG (Smashing), chance for knockdown
Did you know soccer balls turn into chunks of concrete when kicked by you? No? Well, it sure feels like it, to the receiver.
Level 26- Impossible Shot
Snipe, Extreme DMG (Smashing/Awesome)
Have you seen that one YouTube video of that guy making the basketball shot from the roof of a building? No? Go ahead, I’ll wait. Have you seen it now? Awesome, huh? Well this is kinda like that, except instead of a hoop, you’re smacking them in the head.
Level 32- T-Shirt Cannon
Targeted AoE, Extreme DMG (Smashing), knockback
You have a deep respect for the people that psyche up your adoring fans. You are also jealous of their awesome T-Shirt launchers. So you stole one. Now, you can make even your enemies your fans by giving them a T-Shirt at 250mph!
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My Little Pwny's|
Originally Posted by TwoHeadedBoy
Don't forget the My Little Pony Mastermind set
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Level 1- Pony Love
Ranged, Moderate DMG (Unresistable)
No one can resist the call of the “My Little Ponies.” No one. Not even Chuck Norris.
Level 1- Pink, Purple, and Yellow Pony
Pet Summon
Your standard ponies. They’re unnervingly cute, and quite possibly soulless monsters. Just try not to think about that, though.
Level 2- Feel the Rainbow
Ranged, High DMG DoT (Energy)
Not to be confused with “Taste the Rainbow,” because this isn’t Skittles. Yes, I considered doing a candy assault powerset. Anyway, your love for the ponies and all things pure and happy has given you the ability to fire rainbows from your hands, eyes, whatever.
Level 6- Equip Pony
Ranged, Special
You have enhanced your pony with a fabulous accessory that increases their power and gives them new abilities. By which I mean, you put a spiked collar on them. Awesome.
Level 8- Road Apple
Targeted AoE, Moderate DMG (Lethal)
Hey, this is real life, not some kind of video game or TV show where these things don’t happen. You have to dispose of it somehow.
Level 12- Protector Ponies
Pet Summon
You’ve summoned a dynamic duo of ponies, sure to help you in your time of need.
Level 18- Let Them Eat Hay
Ranged, Heal
You carry around hay in your pocket just in case they get hungry. Aren’t you just a dear?
Level 26- Alien Pony
Pet Summon
This pony will spit acid and lay it’s babies in your opponents stomachs. It’s so cuuuuuute!
Level 32- Upgrade Pony
Ranged, Special
You take the time to give your ponies Mohawks because you CARE. Also, they look cool all punk’d out.
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Ha! I love these (and the others you've posted), and you know how they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery? Well, I thought I'd try. |
Originally Posted by Stone Daemon
Cat Assault!
Level 1- Tabby Toss Ranged, Minor DMG (Lethal), -Defense A quick, underhanded toss of a cat is sure to surprise an enemy. Level 1- Calico Chuck Ranged, Moderate DMG (Lethal), -Defense, Minor DoT More powerful than tossing a Tabby, you forcefully throw a Calico at the enemy, surprising it and watching as it claws his face. Level 2- Release the Blues Ranged Cone, Moderate DMG (Lethal), -Defense, Chance for knockdown A pack of Russian Blues escape from you, running over and clawing any enemy in its way. Level 6- Burmese Bowler Close, High DMG (Lethal/Smashing), -Defense, Chance for knockdown A very angry Burmese cat is hurled point blank at an enemy, possibly knocking it down. Level 8- Siamese Snipe Sniper, Extreme DMG (Lethal), -Defense, Knockdown, Moderate DoT You throw a pass worthy of a game winner, only its a pissed Siamese at 40 mph slamming directly into an enemies face. Ouch. Level 12- Aim Self +To-hit, +Damage You ready your arm and prepare for the next throw, increasing your accuracy and the force of your throw. Level 18- Yowling Kennel Targeted AoE, Fear, -Defense, Mag 2 Immobilize, special You throw a kennel of screeching cats at the enemy. The enemies quake in fear of the release of yet more rabid, angry cats. Level 26- Shorthair Shockwave Targeted Aoe, Moderate DMG (Lethal/Smashing), -Defense, chance for knockdown, special The kennels door explodes outwards, and a horde of angry short-hair cats are suddenly released, flying in all directions and knocking into any enemies that happen to be nearby. Level 32- Kitty Cannon Targeted AoE, Extreme DMG (Lethal/Smashing), -Defense, chance for knockdown Youve put your most ferocious feline into a cannon. And its aimed directly at an enemy that is about to get a fun surprise. (Functionally identical to Full auto)  Fish Assault! Level 1- Anchovie Assault Ranged, Minor DMG (Smashing/Cold), -regen A quick barrage of small fish are thrown at the enemy, covering them in slimy fish goop. Level 1- Trout Toss Ranged, Moderate DMG (Smashing/Cold), -recharge, -speed Stronger than an anchovie, throwing a trout at an enemy is sure to slow your enemy up! Level 2- Pufferfish Grenade Targeted AoE, Moderate DMG (Smashing/Cold), Toxic DoT A tossed, angry pufferfish is not something you really want near you. Watch out, it may expand rapidly! Level 6- Fish Boomerang Close special, Moderate DMG (Smashing/Cold), -Recharge A very special fish is thrown that rebounds after it hits an enemy, usually careening into another nearby enemy.  Level 8- Aim Self +To-Hit, Self +DMG You prepare your hands and put in your noseplugs. You are now prepared to throw those fish with great accuracy and more force. Level 12- Swordfish Sniper, Extreme DMG (Cold/Lethal), Minor Lethal DoT You carefully aim and hurl a swordfish at an enemy, impaling him and causing him to slowly bleed out. Level 18- Piranhas Cone, Extreme DoT, (Cold/Lethal), Chance for -resistance You carry around a bucket of pirahnas for just such an occasion. Be careful in storing them--they are pretty much always hungry! Level 26- Salmon Slammer Close, High DMG (Cold/Smashing), Chance for knockdown A high density tube of salmon smash into your enemy at point blank range, dealing heavy damage and possibly knocking them down. Level 32- Blood in the Water PBAoE, Extreme DMG (Energy/Lethal), Moderate DoT, special Sharks are summoned from the plane of water to surround you and defend you from any threats. They also have freakin' laser beams attached to their heads. After summoning them, you are drained of endurance and unable to recover for a short time.  |
Clown Summoning
Level 1: Clown horn
Ranged, cone. Minor psionic damage, fast recharge.
Level 1: Summon hobo clowns
These clowns have your back. They will look sad and downtrodden while making outrageously grand gestures , stirring sympathy or mild amusement in their targets. Targets will be pacified or laughing so hard that their damage and tohit are severely reduced.
Level 6: Equip clowns
You enhance your underlings power, giving each of them a bandana-on-a-stick that they will use to smash your foes; they will also each be granted the ability to kick the enemy in the shins, dealing minor smashing damage.
Level 8: Seltzer water
You use your seltzer water bottle to spray foes, decreasing their defense and chance to hit. Debuff, ranged, cone
Level 12: Call rodeo clowns
Moderate psionic damage as they shout and flap their arms at the enemies, terrorizing some of them.
The protector rodeo clown, when equipped, has a brown-bag bottle of moonshine to share with you and nearby teammates. Minor area heal, minor +regen/+recovery
Level 18: Clown car upgrade. You direct your minions into a summoned tiny clown car, and after they all pile in, the car races to your target. At which point, your minions all fall out, causing the ground to shake and your enemies to be knocked down. The impact from the car and resultant quake disorients foes, weakening their response time. acc, -recharge, -tohit
Level 26: Street mime
Your powerful street mime will seduce your enemies, causing them to stop what they are doing and watch your mime dig an imaginary ditch; still slightly under the seductive allure of your street mime, some of the enemies will then gladly walk through the imaginary door your mime opens for them. Only to find themselves sucked into nothingness, unable to return to the fight.
Level 32: Upgrade street mime
Your street mime will, while pretending to walk into an imaginary hurricane, build invisible boxes around your enemies before throwing an invisible grenade at them. Your mime can also now make balloon animals, which he will fill with toxic chemicals before hurling them at the enemy. AOE, Extreme, Special
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Haha, nice! |
Originally Posted by Tahliah
Ha! I love these (and the others you've posted), and you know how they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery? Well, I thought I'd try.
Clown Summoning |
Well then, I see your clown summoning and raise you with:
Alcoholics Anonymous
Level 1- Bottle Throw
Ranged, Moderate DMG (Smashing), Lethal DoT
At any boozehounds disposal is his/her most trusty companion, the bottle. What kind of beer is it? Your flavor of choice. Just watch out, it breaks into pieces on impact and can cause additional damage.
Level 1- Those Three Dudes
Pet Summon
This power will summon out up to three people. The first will be a drunk. The second, a whiny sidekick. The third is a clueless kid that can buff the others with his naïve charm.
Level 2- Molotov Cocktail
Targeted AoE, Moderate DMG (Smashing/Fire), Fire DoT
Its not rocket science; all a drunk needs to fire off one of these suckers is a lighter and a rag, as long as he still has his trusty companion.
Level 6- Beer Me
Ranged, Special
Upgrade your pets with another round of booze. The advanced inebriation will give them new ideas and convince them they are now stronger.
Level 8- Status Quo is God
PBAoE, Moderate Heal, Protection (Hold, Stun, Sleep)
No matter the situations you get into, nothing ever seems to change, and you always come out all right in the end. This power has a long recharge.
Level 12- Girlfriends
Pet Summon
Youve made many poor choices in your life (you are an alcoholic, after all) but managing to string along two girlfriends and then having them find out? Generally a bad idea. Right now, though, they are too busy picking fights with anyone looking at you to worry about each other or you for the time being.
Level 18- Winning
PBAoE, Special
You literally cannot lose. At least, thats the way it seemsit could be the beer talking. Using this power gives your pets various buffs, including damage resistance, damage, and increasing the effectiveness of their buffs/debuffs. Now you too can be a rock star from Mars!
Level 26- Mom
Pet Summon
Your nagging mom can be summoned into battle, belittling and attacking foes until they collapse in utter defeat. Be warned though, once summoned she can not be easily dismissed.
Level 32- Tiger Blood
Ranged, Special
A little bit of this drink will empower your pets to heights they have never seen before. Guaranteed to turn you into a warlock and give you Adonis DNA. (Note: Not guaranteed to turn you into a warlock or give you Adonis DNA.)
MVP ASSAULT is sorely lacking in representation of ice hockey. Surely you could work in a Slapshot or Body Checking power to represent the second most awesome sport in the world.
(Sometimes, I wish there could be a Dev thumbs up button for quality posts, because you pretty much nailed it.) -- Ghost Falcon
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Originally Posted by mousedroid
MVP ASSAULT is sorely lacking in representation of ice hockey. Surely you could work in a Slapshot or Body Checking power to represent the second most awesome sport in the world.
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Originally Posted by Stone Daemon
MVP Blast
Level 1- Slapshot Ranged, Moderate DMG (Smashing), knockdown There are still many hockey sticks and pucks lying around from Canada Day, and like any MVP worth his salt, you know how to use them effectively. |
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Ok, here is my take on Angry Birds:|
Originally Posted by GageEndaI
How is it that you don't have an Angry Birds set?
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Bird Blast
Level 1- Slingshot
Ranged, Minor DMG (Smashing), Self +Tohit
It’s always good to make a few ranging shots before you start wasting ammo. And by ammo, I mean birds.
Level 1- Red Bird
Ranged, Moderate DMG (Smashing)
Your basic red bird. It’s nice and everything, but it doesn’t explode. Yawn.
Level 2- Yellow Bird
Cone, High DMG (Smashing)
This time you’re throwing a yellow bird. What are you, some kind of psycho that likes to hurt small animals? Oh, wait, Cat Assault. Right.
Level 6- Misfire
PBAoE, Moderate DMG (Smashing), knockback
You just wasted yet another shot because of awkward touch controls, and launched the bird at your feet. But hey, if any enemies happen to be nearby, tell people you did that on purpose.
Level 8- Blue Birds
Location, Superior DoT DMG (Smashing)
You fire off a bird into the air, and BAM it multiplies into a bunch of birds, raining onto any enemies in the area. You’re not exactly sure how they multiply that fast, but bunnies come to mind.
Level 12- Aim
Self +DMG, +Tohit
Ha! Good luck aiming.
Level 18- Black Bird
Close, High DMG (Smashing), Heavy Fire DoT in 3m radius
Your favorite kind of bird to throw, the exploding variety. Just, um, be sure to use this from the minimum safe distance.
Level 26- Yellow Snipe
Snipe, Extreme DMG (Smashing)
You attached a doohickey to your yellow bird to allow you to control it after you toss it up into the air. Now, you can accurately take down enemies from a distance. What’s more, it also provides feedback for optimal boost timing, increasing your overall efficiency and damage. Too bad it takes so long to set up.
Level 32- The White Egg Layer
Location, Extreme DMG (Smashing/Fire), Moderate Fire DoT
Chuck a white bird into the air and wait until it passes over your enemy. Chances are it will let loose an egg that, for some reason, explodes on contact. If you’re lucky, the bird will go on to hit someone afterwards. It probably won’t though.
Ha, love the AA set. I'm spent, though, on creating fun sets, so you win. Yay!
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Originally Posted by Tahliah
Ha, love the AA set. I'm spent, though, on creating fun sets, so you win. Yay!
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I'm still kicking around a few ideas, will see what I can do tommorrow.
Cat Blast!
Level 1- Tabby Toss
Ranged, Minor DMG (Lethal), -Defense
A quick, underhanded toss of a cat is sure to surprise an enemy.
Level 1- Calico Chuck
Ranged, Moderate DMG (Lethal), -Defense, Minor DoT
More powerful than tossing a Tabby, you forcefully throw a Calico at the enemy, surprising it and watching as it claws his face.
Level 2- Release the Blues
Ranged Cone, Moderate DMG (Lethal), -Defense, Chance for knockdown
A pack of Russian Blues escape from you, running over and clawing any enemy in its way.
Level 6- Burmese Bowler
Close, High DMG (Lethal/Smashing), -Defense, Chance for knockdown
A very angry Burmese cat is hurled point blank at an enemy, possibly knocking it down.
Level 8- Siamese Snipe
Sniper, Extreme DMG (Lethal), -Defense, Knockdown, Moderate DoT
You throw a pass worthy of a game winner, only it’s a pissed Siamese at 40 mph slamming directly into an enemies face. Ouch.
Level 12- Aim
Self +To-hit, +Damage
You ready your arm and prepare for the next throw, increasing your accuracy and the force of your throw.
Level 18- Yowling Kennel
Targeted AoE, Fear, -Defense, Mag 2 Immobilize, special
You throw a kennel of screeching cats at the enemy. The enemies quake in fear of the release of yet more rabid, angry cats.
Level 26- Shorthair Shockwave
Targeted Aoe, Moderate DMG (Lethal/Smashing), -Defense, chance for knockdown, special
The kennels door explodes outwards, and a horde of angry short-hair cats are suddenly released, flying in all directions and knocking into any enemies that happen to be nearby.
Level 32- Kitty Cannon
Targeted AoE, Extreme DMG (Lethal/Smashing), -Defense, chance for knockdown
You’ve put your most ferocious feline into a cannon. And it’s aimed directly at an enemy that is about to get a fun surprise. (Functionally identical to Full auto)
Fish Blast!
Level 1- Anchovie Assault
Ranged, Minor DMG (Smashing/Cold), -regen
A quick barrage of small fish are thrown at the enemy, covering them in slimy fish goop.
Level 1- Trout Toss
Ranged, Moderate DMG (Smashing/Cold), -recharge, -speed
Stronger than an anchovie, throwing a trout at an enemy is sure to slow your enemy up!
Level 2- Pufferfish Grenade
Targeted AoE, Moderate DMG (Smashing/Cold), Toxic DoT
A tossed, angry pufferfish is not something you really want near you. Watch out, it may expand rapidly!
Level 6- Fish Boomerang
Close special, Moderate DMG (Smashing/Cold), -Recharge
A very special fish is thrown that rebounds after it hits an enemy, usually careening into another nearby enemy.
Level 8- Aim
Self +To-Hit, Self +DMG
You prepare your hands and put in your noseplugs. You are now prepared to throw those fish with great accuracy and more force.
Level 12- Swordfish
Sniper, Extreme DMG (Cold/Lethal), Minor Lethal DoT
You carefully aim and hurl a swordfish at an enemy, impaling him and causing him to slowly bleed out.
Level 18- Piranhas
Cone, Extreme DoT, (Cold/Lethal), Chance for -resistance
You carry around a bucket of pirahnas for just such an occasion. Be careful in storing them--they are pretty much always hungry!
Level 26- Salmon Slammer
Close, High DMG (Cold/Smashing), Chance for knockdown
A high density tube of salmon smash into your enemy at point blank range, dealing heavy damage and possibly knocking them down.
Level 32- Blood in the Water
PBAoE, Extreme DMG (Energy/Lethal), Moderate DoT, special
Sharks are summoned from the plane of water to surround you and defend you from any threats. They also have freakin' laser beams attached to their heads. After summoning them, you are drained of endurance and unable to recover for a short time.