Rookery Friday: Kungfu PUPPEH


Blue Lava

 

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Karate chop to the kitties!

Punch! and chocolate covered donut balls in the lobby


as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.

 

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*prepares to strike back at the puppeh with the sekrit kitteh technique known as the rain of 1011 raspberries*







*ninjavanish*


@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

 

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*gets chopped by the puppeh, cries and runs away*


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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*walks in and speaks, his words out of sync with his mouth like a bad kung-fu B-movie*


I am sure that on some planet your fighting skills are impressive...but this is Earth....


*ramdomly flails arms, legs, and tail in circular kung-fuish motions before stopping in what appears to be a fighting pose*


 

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Dont mind me. Im just here to steal some chocolate balls





Wait, can I rephrase that?


Virtue Server Forever !
Pure White Lightning - Level 50 Electric Brute
Purple Drop - work in progress Axe/Shield brute
Blue Icefall - Level 50 Ice Tank
@Blue Lava

 

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...

Alright.

That's it.

My tweed suit is now covered in dried, crusted-on salt, and reeks of seawater.

I'm gonna <bleep> some <bleep> mother<bleep> up.

*Releases rabid hounds that have been raised on a diet of puppies and rabbits*

GO FORTH, MY LOVELY LITTLE BEASTIES! MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.

 

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*washes up Tram and puts him in the walk in freezer to get all frozen up again*


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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*feels this thread needs more kitteh love*



~Freitag


Kevin Callanan
Community Specialist
Paragon Studios

 

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I complement you, Master Freitag, on having mastered the Kitteh Kiss of Absolute Submission.


 

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Geebus, that's cute. :\


 

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*Wanders in and snuggles Neko to make it all better.*

Bad Puppeh! Now you sill face my sack-fu!



Hallo....

PuppehBeckyNinjaPixieKittehNekoDaKittehFuzzyTigerL avaFreitagIceIceTramontaneDenji

Awwww, that's so cute Freitag


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Hallo RansimZombie


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Rookery, where even the red names come to fluff


Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

 

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*watches the ribbon bombs, ribbon cannons, orbital banana cream pie trebuchets, and confetti launchers all fire on the Red-Name at once*

... dang... all that work and I only caught a Freitag??? That's a common!

*resets the traps to catch a Rare Beastyle*


 

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Heyo all....

Ah another cat/dog war....sigh...

*goes back to sleep*


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Larker View Post
Heyo all....

Ah another cat/dog war....sigh...

*goes back to sleep*
*sets NinjaFairyKitty voice changer to World Weary Ron Perlman mode*

Rookery.The Rookery never changes.
The Puppehs waged war to gather bacon and squeakytoys. Kittehs built an empire from its lust for catnip and chewtoys. Sackpeople shaped a battered Lab into a physical comedy superpower.

But the Rookery. never changes.


@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

 

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Yay! So much cute kitties!

And Becky? That was indescribably awesome.


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by NekoAli View Post
Yay! So much cute kitties!

And Becky? That was indescribably awesome.
Of course it was, it involved Ron Perlman


@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Freitag View Post
*feels this thread needs more kitteh love*



~Freitag
D'awwwww... The mommy cat looks almost exactly like my kitteh. Although all my cat's kittens were black and white.

Quote:
Originally Posted by FeyDuex View Post
Rookery, where even the red names come to fluff


Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...

 

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Hiya SaistLarkerBunnySchismatrixNekoDaKitteh

That was pretty awesome Becky!


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)