~*~> 35K Art Giveaway Rd.4 <~*~

Captions part deux!

Here are 6 more pix of silly stuff I've seen in the game. Your job again is to come up with funny captions and I will award points based on teh lulz.
Same as last round you'll have two days (that's Sun 7pm central) to come up with your captions and
same as before you can have up to three captions (for each image) per person.

Most overall points wins free artz (I'm thinking a softbrushing this time, we'll see how it goes).
Ready, set, go!

#1


#2


#3


#4


#5


#6

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Well having somehow managing to eek out a win in the other one, I'm going to not enter this one so as the arts can get spread around. Not that I think I'd actually win again but it's also an excuse for not winning again :P


Still, I have to throw one caption out there:

#5
This is highly illogical!

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Also not inclined to write 18 captions for points, but...

#3: "The Zig is soooo depressing. Some days I feel, I dunno... cell shaded, y'know?"

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1. 
   a - When he realized that she really did want to marry him, he knew at that moment what he MUST DO !
   b - And now, for my next trick . . . .
   c - P.M.S. making men do crazy things for centuries !
   
2. 
   a - Has anyone seen my dol. . . err I mean Action Figure
   b - Jedi mind trick or not, this isn't funny, now help me down !
   c - Great, a Literal Tree Hugger. . . it's gonna be a loooong day.
   
3. 
   a - Hi there, Im with the S.A.R.E. committee. . . . ( Superadine Abuse Resistance Education)
   b - Dude, everytime you level I have to come bail you out !! This has got to STOP.
   c - Hey buddy, you don't look so good. . . . need a buff or something ?
   
4. 
   a - Heeeeeeeeeeeey Batter, batter, batter, batter, swing, batter. He can't hit, he can't hit, he can't hit, he can't hit, swing, batter
   b - Did ANYBODY see where the ball went ?!?!
   c - (tuatha)What's the Score? (hero) 0/0. . . (tuatha)Who's winning? (hero)The Tuatha
   
5. 
   a - *singing* For he's a Logical fellow ! Which nobody can deny !!
   b - Star Fleet Hazing at it's best !
   c - I think I'm gonna be sick
   
6. 
   a - *whispers* The Prescious is mine
   b - I can't believe my wife insists on the one present at Monkey Island *sigh*
   c - A trip to monkey island $500, a spot on the beach $700, getting the present before the monkeys PRICELESS !
   

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1.
a - As a villainess in paragon city, she hadn't quite figured out yet to arrest and not kill the criminals.
b - How the warrior managed to trip backwards and fall on his own sword baffled her, she had only flirted with him...
c - Gosh darnit... he didn't tell me where ICON was either... wheres another to question?

2.
a - Just... a minute... more.
b - No wonder it was so hard to find the last one in this defeatall mission.
c - Arachnos camoflauge techniques left a lot to be desired...

3.
a - Uuuh yeah... sexy aren't i?
b - I'd kick your behind if i weren't so comfy here...
c - Thats IT, i'm putting my fist down, there, see. Now go!

4.
a - I salute your batting average!
b - Hang on, i'll hit you in a minute... just need to untangle myself... who made this shoddy bridge anyway?!?
c - Aaaaand it's outta here, HOME RUN!

5.
a - Little smack on the tush...
b - She wondered why she had to team up with a heavy metal fetishist on a freak mission...
c - Him: "wheee, hahahah, wheee!". Her: "Its my turn now, c'mon!"

6.
a - Rikti monkey: Everyone got their poo ammunion ready? be ready he is about to open it.
b - 3... 2... 1... CHARGE!
c - Rikti monkey 1: "Hehe... we all left him a little something in that present." Rikti Monkey 2: "Yeah... and it's NOT coal!"

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Never had art done for any of myt oons. Why not give it a try!?

1:
a. Mistress commands... Fall on thy blade!
b. It's so hard to find a quailty criminal in this town.
c. Wait, is this one of the hidden camera shows!?

2:
a. A rocket pack AND wings!? REDUNDANT!
b. "I'mmm not hiding in the treeeee!"
c. Lord Recluse calls on heroes to get his kittens and soldiers out of trees.

3:
a. Rescue!? No one said anything about a rescue!
b. You want to rob that bank now? I JUST got back from an all nighter at the 'D'!
c. YES! Enough already, ICON keeps screwing up my costume colors from "Evil Villian of DOOM" to "Sewer sludge of PEW!"

4:
a. I'm, umm, not causing trouble Mr. Baseball. I'm, ahh, just, umm, holding up this bridge!
b. Baseball isnt what it used to be... Snow games? Monsters? Only in Paragon.
c. The moment before Mr. 3000 went to ask for his record breaking homerun ball back.

5:
a. ATTACK OF THE ZOMBIE BORG!
b. Beam! Now damnit! Scotty, get off your **** and BEAM ALREADY!
c. A rare look at the forbidden and lethal Vulcan Flying Hiney Death Touch

6:
a. Hmmm, this couldn't be a trap. No way this is trap! I'd know if this was a trap!
b. "This... A Peace Offering from US to YOU!" *gulp* "RUN AWAY!"
c. Next time on "When Nature Attacks!"

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#1. I think I'm using this new "Sword-Flex" wrong, but no pain, no gain.

These Yoga exercises are pretty tough, but at least the view is nice.

No, I wasn't staring at your breasts. Wait, my arm is moving on it's own. Stop, NOOOoooo....

#2. Sweet! A red-faced treehugger. That's a rare find for my human-watching catalogue.

No, I do not lay golden eggs, NOW GET OUT OF MY NEST!

I've heard of ugly ducklings, but you really take the cake.

#3. Ever have that run down feeling? Try new Nemesis Volt Energy Dring. In a stunning staff-shaped bottle!

Yeah, I hear ya. Mondays.

Oh crap, I gave him the cyanide pill instead of the superadyne.

#4. For those about to rock. We salute you!

Can't... hold... on... much... loooooooonger!!!

Wow you sure hit that thing far. I can't even see it when I squint.

#5. For he's a jolly good Freakshow, for he's a jolly good Freakshow, for he's a jolly good Freeeeaaakshoooooow. Which nobody can deny.

I got him! No I got him! No I got him! Wait, why are we getting him? Aren't we supposed to be attacking him? Oh yeah, just let him drop then.

WEEEEEeeeeee......

#6. Crap, I thought this was the Island of Misfit Toys.

Wait a minute, the present, the top of a pole on the other side of the hill. Oh my God I'm back at the North Pole. All the time it was... We finally really did it... YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

Do you ever get the feeling, you were being watched?

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1.)
a) Seppuku : The warriors are doing it
b) Last time I EVER ask for directions

2.)
a) Because Lord Recluse is too cheap to supply toilet paper to his minions, they revert back to their animal ways...
b) Found you! Now you're it!
c) Uhhh... I hope you're just roleplaying as a sloth and aren't you know..

3.)
a) Comatorium, you really ought to lay off the rocks man.
b) Luke, I am your father.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

4.)
a) And this is why we should all take the "Stop people from jumping off bridges" powerset..
b) He asked me to go bridge diving, in Winter, and thought his wolfman suit would protect him..
c) ::smack:: Shoulda had a V8!

5.)
a) Not so smart now, eh Spock ?
b) This is most inconvenient!

6.)
a) Curse you Azuria! Never shall I go to the Planet of the Apes to get back your "Mystic Bananas"
b) Monkeys .... I hate monkeys.
c) Previously that day: Good news crew! You will be making a delivery to the monkey-filled Rikti world to deliver them a supply of bananas

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As was said in Gran Torino, "Your world is nothing more than all the tiny things you've left behind", let CoH be one of those things. Don't forget, forgive.

Last day to get your captions in.

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1)
a. Where did I leave that sword?!
b. CoH's verison of Sword and the Stone.
c. Whats the first rule of fight club?!?

2)
a. Real Heroes even rescure poor villains from trees.
b. Up a tree without a flight pack!
c. How many Heroes does it take to get a villain out of a tree?

3)
a.
b.
c.

4)
a. Foul Ball!!
b. A swing and a miss.
c. This is what happens when a super powered batter charges the mound.

5)
a. Only freaks crowd surf.
b. Freakshow helping young Heroes learn to fly, Up Up & Away!!
c. Don't try this at Home!

6)
a. Monkeys to the left of me, monkeys to the right of me and here I am stuck in the middle with you.
b. Just monkey'ing around.
c. Opening a gift is so easy even a monkey can do it.

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Past the cutoff time, but I wanted to put it up anyway just for gits and shiggles.

1. I can't ******* take you anywhere!
2. Dude... you know that I can like, see you, right?
3. I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
4. I'm ready for my closeup, Raoul.
5. Man, if I had worn my red shirt I'd be so worried right now.
6. Now remember how I told you how to stack yourselves in there, the photographer for the Guinness Book of World records is going to be here any minute.

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#1
A) After seeing perfection, the Hellion saw no need to live on...
B) The subsequent lawsuit complained the directions didn't specify who to stab...
c) Samantha was finding it difficult to hold onto boyfriends after revealing she used to be a Samuel...

#2
A) Not the intended useage of knotholes.
B) Unable to get a prescription for Viagara, some people have sought alternate ways to get a woody.
C) "And our treehouse will have a password so no catgirls can get in!"

#3
A) "Winning!"
B) After ripping out the villians spine, our hero just didn't have the heart to put him out of his misery...
C) "Do not drink the green Jello shots!"

#4
A) "Mr. Baseball was chagrined to see the Tuiatha already had a stick up his butt..."
B) While the other Tuatha played in the water, Benny held on for dear life, afraid to even get his feet wet.
C) "Errr, looks like it's going foul to me..."

#5
A) "This is highly illogical!" (as said earlier...)
B) Oddly enough, the Freakshow initiation rites are very low-tech.
C) Shieldara was not amused... At least not until the Spock Cosplayer started giggling and yelling "Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy!"

#6
A) "What's in the box???" (From Se7en)
B) The last 57 boxes all contained a viscious Ritki monkey... But Stevie was sure this one held a pony.
C) Monkey see, Monkey do, Monkey give you a box of poo!


(figured it's safe now that the deadline is past...)

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Sorry been AFK for while dealing with stuff. So yeah I'll tabulate, post a winner and finish up the prizes when I get back a little later.

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Okay so after tabulating teh funniez, of the entries made before the deadline, I laughed the most at Bru_Tal's post. Congratz!
(I don't see a link anywhere so please send me some screenies and basic info on some of your characters and I'll get started on your prize )

Here were a few of the ones I came up with, enjoy.

1.
A: Okay so what do you call a Jamaican in the Warriors gang who's fallen on his own sword??? A Poke-'mon! Get it?

B: The sad results of critically failing ones save vs. self impalement roll.

C: So I was like "Oh yeah? Prove it Romeo..."

2.
A: Slightly less well known than Brass Monday was Woody Wednesday a day that would live on only in hushed terrified whispers of those unfortunate enough to witness it.

B: Hang on man! I'll have ya outta that tree in a jiffy. *draws Nemesis Staff*

C: Wilson! This is not what I meant by "barking" mad... stop that this instant, there are kids playing in that park across the street!

3.
A: Ahhh so that's why they call him "Coma"-torium.

B: So we gonna fight? Or are you just gonna like lay there all passed out n stuffz.

C: You know you've really let yourself go when there's both a urinal and a floor drain within a few feet and yet you still manage to stain the floor.

4.
A: Back, back, back, waaaay back! Going going GONNNNE!

B: Where did that pesky Tuatha disappear to? He should've landed around here somewhere.

C: Unwilling to endure the atrocious pun of a bat wielding hero name Louisville the Tuatha decided it was better to just end it now, with a final salute he jumped.

5.
A: Captain I'm detecting large amounts of WTF in this sector!

B: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, SPOCK!

C: Oooh civilian in danger! This looks like a job for! ...oh wait it's a trekkie.


6:
A: *Best Admiral Ackbar voice* It's a TRAP!

B: The good news is I don't think they noticed me, bad news is they seem to be staring at the box... waiting.

C: Wait a minute why is that present hovering??? I got a bad feeling about this.

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Gratz Bru_Tal ! I must say I lol'd at your coments too !

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Congratulation, Bru_Tal!

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Gratz Bru_Tal!!
Well done! ^^

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Grats!

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Thank you, thank you!
This will be my very first character art!
I've lurked these forums for... wow, years now!
I am very excited to see what CR can do!

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No pressure or anything.

Started your drawing but I have to go back out and shovel again so it probably won't be done until tomorrow sometime.

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Congrats Bru_Tal!

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Annnd done. This concludes the final round of the contest,
thanks to all who participated and neener neener to those who didn't.

Here ya go Bru_tal.


Click Click.

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Very nice and grats on the art!

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Very nice indeed!

Thanks for the opportunity CR!

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Wow!
Thanks so much!

You did a great job, and I am very happy for my very first piece of art!
Fantastic job, very very cool

THANKS!!

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