Jay won't look you in the eye when he says he loves you
Is the guy paid in McFarlane toys?
The Alt Alphabet ~ OPC: Other People's Characters ~ Terrific Screenshots of Cool ~ Superhero Fiction
*snickers*
..that calendar.

For some reason I imagine him uttering an incongruous Beavis and Butthead laugh in that picture, to fit the oddness usually associated.
This picture seems perfect for a caption contest.
Here's this weeks Cities photo from the facebook page

Looks like his cubicle is at Toys R Us.