Citizens Confuse Me

I am the Blaster, I have filled the role of Tank, Controller and Defender
Sometimes all at once.
Union EU player! Pip pip, tally ho, top hats and tea etc etc
That reminds me. I was playing redside and I clicked on a random citizen. This was the result:
There you are! There's never a hero around when you need one. |


Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
http://paragonwiki.com/wiki/Citizen
(remember, always check the wiki first)
I got one in St Martial a few days ago that made me smile:
'...30 floors up and that's when he remembers he can't fly'
Arc#314490: Zombie Ninja Pirates!
Defiant @Grouchybeast
Death is part of my attack chain.
Tyger (50), Mutation-Controller Mind/FF - oldest Mind/FF on Union
Aigh, the wiki link is not what I meant, as said in the first post. I mean I got stuff like this, instead of any of that other stuff:
Dark Astoria creeps me out! I once had a friend go in and never return!
I heard there are some great classes in Steel Canyon! Only there though!
The sewer threat? A hydra? That's just a silly rumor kids tell these days, it's not true!
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Yeah, stuff like that. On the redside, it works for both bluesiders and redsiders, but on the blueside, bluesider's get the things listed on the wiki, while redsiders get stuff along the lines of the 3 things above. If it works for Rogues, why can't heroes and vigilantes get the same?
@Blaze Moon, Blaze Moon the 2nd
This is where something more interesting than my global and this sentence would be.
Nice day, isn't it?
It's especially nice once you realize that phrase of evil isn't said to those that ARE evil. Not sure why, but I was at Paragon hunting down some sorcerers so I could do Old Man Viridian's arc, so while waiting for some to spawn, I accidently hit a citizen. Guess what? It wasn't Nice day, isn't it, but an ACTUAL sentence not telling me the time/how many times I went on the prowl or whatever. So, I figured I would give it a try with a hero, and I got Nice day, isn't it. I am probably late to figure this out, but does anyone see this not make, oh I don't know, ACTUAL SENSE?
@Blaze Moon, Blaze Moon the 2nd
This is where something more interesting than my global and this sentence would be.