I want to play COH but I can't log on


InsanityPeak

 

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I really want to play COH right now but for some reason I can't log on. I need some help and or answers please!!!!


 

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Oh wait I remembered I'm at work and I don't have CoH installed on this computer and have never played COH here. My bad.


 

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Wrong forum, n00b. Repost it in the Player Help section.


 

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It happened again!!!!! I wanted to play CoH at dinner and I couldn't log on from my iPhone. Why can't these moderators just add a new server for more horsepowers! I have a netbook that I use for a server! What's the matter with you NCSoft, can't you use my subscription to buy a netbook !?! What good is a sports car when you can't drive it because you don't have servers for gas !?!?!?!?!?!? NURFENGURGEN!


 

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You have to jailbreak the iPhone, n00b. Google it.


 

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My iPhone is in my pocket it has not been arrested. Oh and it's not an iPhone it's a rotary phone that I found on the street. How do i post a HiJack This report for it? Do I have to dial zero first?

P.S. CoH is a fun game. I want to talk to bad guys before I arrest them.


 

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You have to call Ma Bell with a pin number to access that information, n00b.


 

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What's a n00bian?


 

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Isn't it the OS for those new rotary smartphones ?


 

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n00bians are a hero supergroup on the Virtue server...


======> Virtue


 

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Does anyone have any leftover Halloween candy? I went Trick or Treating in CoH and didn't get any candy. Then I went trick or treating for real and didn't get any candy. Then I found a half open pack of candy corn and ate it. Servers Mods Devs


 

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Seeeeeeee? Someone else tried to log on but he couldn't. Why can't they fix this??? I didn't try to log on today, but hypothetically, if I wanted to play and I had been that guy who couldn't log on I would be irritated, sad, or inconvenienced, or worse: A COMBINATION OF ALL THREE!!! Then I would have posted about it and then posted about it again when I was able to log on. Instead, I am posting about the guy who couldn't log on!!!! How does the mods fixing his logon permissions ease my pain? It doesn't!!! I don't get to play even though I'm doing something else more important right now! Have you bought more servers yet???


 

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You're still posting n00b? It won't happen unless you threaten one of the Devs with fresh hot dogs from PacBell park.


 

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Originally Posted by U_S_C_I View Post
It won't happen unless you threaten one of the Devs with fresh hot dogs from PacBell park.


 

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DEVS, yoooo hoooo! I will buy you four Weenie Weenies if you promise I can log on tonight. If there is no lag I will upgrade that to four Weenies. If you want more weenies than that I will give you a mirror! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

P.S. More servers!!!!


 

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I want to see how many weenie weenies I can fit in my mouf.

At 75 cents a piece Ima gobble them up!


 

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35...36...37!!! 37 Weenie Weenies can fit in legendaryjman2's mouth. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH


 

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MODS!!!! FIX THIS!!! I can't log on now after lightning struck my computer when I was finished counting. If only you could add more servers.


 

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maybe you annoyed them and wont let you log in


@KoolVirus

 

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Nah, if they could have locked me out of the game for being annoying they would have done it years ago. I will try to be more sensitive so their server tears won't short out their network.


 

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Trix, you're such a trolling n00b for reviving this dead thread. In case you didn't know, server activity has a direct correlation with solar flare activity combined with how many pieces of candy corn were consumed by left-handed gingers during the month of October.


 

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I had a post ready about how I couldn't log on the first night of Double XP weekend, but I logged in on the first try and I stayed on for four hours without crashing. Shame on you MODS for making me waste time making a post when I could have been playing sewer sharks! I guess double XP weekend means you had double the XP servers from Larry's rent-to-own PC's. LOLOLOLOLOL


 

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What is wrong with you Devs? How could you let this happen? There is only one year of XP left in the game!!!! IS THAT WHY YOUR SERVERS WON'T LET US ON?!?!?! You should buy XP from zones that regulate their XP prices, instead you let the unregulated zones gouge you for your XP on a daily basis. So do you Mods suggest we conserve XP by not playing? J-Force can teach the Freedom Server how to play hybrid style. We only earn half the XP/hour compared to normal toons. Mods, you need to give us a means of of measuring our XP footprint. I will then trade you XP offsets for your crappy servers. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


 

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Originally Posted by Mr_Trix View Post
What is wrong with you Devs? How could you let this happen? There is only one year of XP left in the game!!!! IS THAT WHY YOUR SERVERS WON'T LET US ON?!?!?! You should buy XP from zones that regulate their XP prices, instead you let the unregulated zones gouge you for your XP on a daily basis. So do you Mods suggest we conserve XP by not playing? J-Force can teach the Freedom Server how to play hybrid style. We only earn half the XP/hour compared to normal toons. Mods, you need to give us a means of of measuring our XP footprint. I will then trade you XP offsets for your crappy servers. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
What I'm made about is I couldn't log into the server to harvest my crops and they all withered and died. I think I need to file a claim.

Oh, VISIT MY FARM!!!


 

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Ha Ha Ha, the other day when you weren't looking we used the WALK command in your farm. We talked about the old days when your farm was just a facebook page. Then we got bored and used HURRICANE on your crops. We felt bad and tried to fix it BUT THE MODS WOULDN'T LET US LOG ON!!!

CONSERVE XP!!!!