The Mall


Amerikatt

 

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Let's set us up a mall. You can set up whatever kind of shop you want, as many as you want, and we'll all frequent each other . Me, I'm opening up an electronics boutique called "Angrytech".


 

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Alrighty, I am setting up a Shoppe called Early Girl's Cafe, it was going to be an all things girl store (Shoppe instead) , but now I think about it, it's going to be a Botanical Coffee Shoppe. But we also have smoothies, teas, specialty coffees, flavor shots, hot chocolate, homemade baked pastries and sweets nanaimo, dates, tarts, cakes, fine china, cups, teapots, fresh ground beans, we have a few tables out front, come to the counter for service, add your own stuff to your beverage if need be at the bar located beside service counter ready with chilled creams, sugars, cinnamon, nutmeg, chocolate powder, milk, stir sticks, coffee lids, and garbage disposal. Tables are out front.

I think that about covers it, you see the people who work in the mall, will need a place to get their morning coffee, have their break, snack, etc... you can come here!


 

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*Workers slowly lift new store sign into position as owner looks on*

"Thats perfect guys!" He shouts at the crew.
"Looks great"

Maestro's Massive Music Store is now open for business!

"Now where is that wonderful smell of coffee coming from?"


Maestro Mavius - Infinity
Capt. Biohazrd - PCSAR
Talsor Tech - Talsorian Guard
Keep Calm & Chive On!

 

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GRAND OPENING!

KJ's Shock Shack
Quality Electroshock Therapy

"Where it's never free of charge!"

No appointment necessary.


 

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Come on down to Cursed Sorcerer's Cockroaches, where you can get a cuddly stuffed cockroach!


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*Brings Maestro a Large Coffee*

Maestro, I need some music for my coffee shop.

*buys some cd's*


 

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*Sips the wonderful brew*

"Don't forget your Mall employee discount!"

We're also having a grand opening sale, buy 2 CD's and get a 3rd for free. limited time only.


*Cranks up Radar Love muzac version*

"We're also fully stocked with background tunes for all the new stores."


Maestro Mavius - Infinity
Capt. Biohazrd - PCSAR
Talsor Tech - Talsorian Guard
Keep Calm & Chive On!

 

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*walks into Maestro's Massive Music in search of the new Korn album, and the new Bone Thugs-n-Harmony album*

And for my third album, whatever Early wants.


 

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*heads over to food court*

*is sprayed by perfume sample lady*

*zapps perfume sample lady*

*continues toward food court*


 

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ALRIGHT! Thanks MM and Angry too btw so I'll take The Ramones....

*smells something...*

*sees KJ passing by store*

speaking of which...I better get back to my store

We're gonna need a janitor and a security guard around here!


 

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*hires the KhelClones for security and building upkeep*


 

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Ok. Apparently, my novelty stuffed cockroaches failed as an enterprise, so now I am opening up Duct Tape Utopia, where you can buy all the duct tape you want. We are having a sale right now: all products are 80% off! Hurry though, the sale will be ending when I19 goes live!


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I'll put in an order for one case please cursedsorcerer!


 

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Sweet!


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Announcing the grand opening of The Snuggle Inn. Here, all things that bring comfort are sold; warm fuzzy blankets, stuffed animals to hug, soft slippers, silk pajamas, foot and back massagers, specialty spice tea and cocoa...the list goes on and on. When you enter my store, you won't see glaring lights or loud music. The faint smell of vanilla and lavender and soft candlelight fills each area as you explore. Touching the merchandise is encouraged, and our friendly staff is happy to let you browse, but are close by to answer questions. Leave your cares outside, and come check out the Snuggle Inn.


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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*Rushes over to Duct Tape Utopia in desperate need of Gold Duct Tape*

"What timing! I was just lamenting this morning about my lack of shiny tape, got any in silver?"


Maestro Mavius - Infinity
Capt. Biohazrd - PCSAR
Talsor Tech - Talsorian Guard
Keep Calm & Chive On!

 

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*buys a case of duct tape for discreet purposes involving a couple of hookers at the hotel*


 

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Quote:
Originally Posted by MaestroMavius View Post
*Rushes over to Duct Tape Utopia in desperate need of Gold Duct Tape*

"What timing! I was just lamenting this morning about my lack of shiny tape, got any in silver?"
Yes, we just got a large supply of silver duct tape!


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How about glitter duct tape?


�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�

 

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Yes. We have all the duct tape you need!


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*Puts up Halloween decorations*

*fugures its Halloween thats making cursedsorcerer's store being so busy*

And don't forget a warm beverage before you leave "The Mall"


 

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In honor of the Halloween season, we are beginning a sale on Black Duct Tape. (Sale ends Oct. 31st)


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Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

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Early, AngryCatSharkGurl wants to know if she can work as the barista at your cafe.


 

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Puts in an order for 2 cases of Black Duct Tape

She's Hired!


 

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Thanks. ACSG, I'll have a regular blend, four sugars, cream until light brown.

*AngryCatSharkGurl*:"Yeah, yeah. I know how you like your damn coffee."