*this show was taped in front of a live audience*
now stay tuned for diff'rent strokes...
whatchu talkin 'bout Fedor!?
*Wanders back in from offscreen, nomming a donut. And immediately the canned laughter starts again.*
Ok, knock that off! All of you! I mean it!
*More canned laughter.*
GAH! Good morning Pure, nice to see you.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*Runs (mud flying from his hooves) through kitchen chased by angry gardener.*
oh hi, we were just playing a game.
*stays in the never seen bedroom*
Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality
Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM
Hey there Pork, long time no see.
Careful Pure, you boys will put an eye out with those things.
Hi FeyFey
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*walks carefully back into the kitchen, no longer followed by gardener*
I tell ya, indoor plumbing or no, we're gonna have awful purty rosebushes this year.
*audience "eeeewwww" is cut off by laugh track played over it*
*tries to sneak through in a rediculous outfit, then realizes everyone is looking*
Uhh.. hi!
Don't worry Fedor, it's only a matter of time before the laughter stops and you find yourself playing a con-man on a medical dramedy.
*Scritches Pork between the ears.*
I am never going into that flowerbed again.
Hey Heffron! Can I at least wear a cooler tie?
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
Most of the time you won't wear any tie. However, half your scenes and your character's name will consist of sly nudge-and-wink references to your glory days.
Will there be donuts, and fuzzy bunnies, tigers, puppehs and kittehs to tussle with?
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
-steals a donut-
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*walks carefully back into the kitchen, no longer followed by gardener*
I tell ya, indoor plumbing or no, we're gonna have awful purty rosebushes this year. *audience "eeeewwww" is cut off by laugh track played over it* |
Lucy you've got some splainin to do !!
*roaring laughs*
Hiya Stryph
Pork what did you do to the bathroom! I am not cleaning that up. Jeeves!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
and what are you doing with my wife ?
*gasp*
the sitcom took a sudden turn into a soap opera
It's one of those, 'very special episodes.'
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*Gets hooked on drugs and tries to fly*
*Fortunately CAN fly, thus diminishing the impact, both literally and dramatically*
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
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the sitcom took a sudden turn into a soap opera
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*Is pulled aside for a special chat.*
*Builds a catapult and launches Pork at BeckyNinjaPixieKitteh.*
Why? Because I wanted to see a pig fly!
*Canned laughter.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*Enters the Rookery to the sound of canned laughter and finds an English butler waiting.*
Good morning... umm Jeeves.
*More canned laughter.*
What I didn't say anything funny?
*More canned laughter.*
Ahhh forget it, Jeeves where's the donuts?
*Still more canned laughter.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)