Wasteland Weekend Rookery

*ROARS over the dunes driving the last of the V-8 Interceptors. He slides the car onto the road and kicks in the blower, the engine howls as the car leaps forward down the deserted road. A moment later he skids to a stop at the gates of Rookery Town.*

They say this is the last place on earth with donuts, let's see if that's true.

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

Forget the donuts. Find the kolaches.

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*Blinks*

Wassa kolache? Hmmm, just donuts for me thanks. Maybe they have more though, we can check in the UnderBakery!

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

War....war never changes. *puffs cigar*

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Ahh yes I googled it, you had it spelled right. But I still am on the hunt for donuts. In the barreness of the wastelands life's simple pleasures must be found.

Hey Vyver! You like the new look of the place? Post Apocalyptic Devastation the decorator called it.

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

Yes, I love post-apoc

I was playing fallout earlier :U

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Good game, but for some reason it has started crashing more and more and more on my PC.

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

yeah they do that, 'specially the old ones.

*puts on LOTS of leather and goggles...and more goggles..and rides a motorcycle*

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I went out foraging earlier! And I found a dozen kolaches!

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*wanders the wasteland, horribly mutated in...a kitten!*



Rawr 'n stuff!

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@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

*POUNCES the rampaging mutant cuteness.*

Vyver, Taiyanna run for it! I will hold off the BeckyNinjaPixieMutant!

*And with that he begins an epic, post-apocalyptic tussle!*

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

*wanders through town, carrying the last remaining copy of the Bible of Ceiling Cat*

I'm not looking for trouble. Just passing through.

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SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

*strolls into town wearing a stampede duster*

Howdy there folks. I'm looking for a couple of kitty girls that been said to be round these parts. Yall done seen the dreaded Ali Cat-Kid and Butcher Becky?

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*Pauses in mid tussle.*

Neko went dat way Saist.

*Points and then resumes tussling.*

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

What, nobody here has heard of the Book of Ali?

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SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

*Pauses tussling again.*

I'm a little busy with mutant cuteness here. I sent Saist after the book.

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

*wakes up with sand everywhere* Wha..?

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Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

*flops down atop a roof and pulls out a sniper rifle, surveying the area*

Hmm... I see the Ali Kat Kid to the north... Butcher Becky to the West... and the dreaded Rustler Fey Fey to the south...

*decides to try for the Ali bounty first and takes careful aim, then fires a tranquilizer dart towards the Ali Kat*

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Rustler!?! Thems fighting words!

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Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

*Roars by on his modified doomsday jeep truck thing, kicking up a huge cloud of dust.*

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Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

*wears 8 pairs of goggles*

what do you mean it's not awesome?

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*wanders by on a giant mutant lizard*

*wearing a jester outfit*

DAMN IT!

*wanders off cursing to himself*

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but... where did you find a jester's outfit big enough for that lizard?

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SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

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