*walks in wearing a dark leather suit and a chrome mask*
*begins selling catnip grenades to the puppy forces and ribbon missiles to the kitty forces*
Ah, the ninth rule. Opportunity plus instinct equal profit.
*jams on his M1 helmet and sticks a chewed cigar into his mouth as strides back and forth in front of a line of stuffed animals*
"Alright! Listen up pooches! We got to end this war in one decisive strike! Puppeh's forces are going to cause a diversion and we are going to strike behind enemy lines.
Our target: The Litterbox
It will be dangerous and I kid you not when I say not all of use will make it back. But this offensive could end the war.
Make sure you are well stocked in catnip grenades and balls of yarn."
*One of the stuffed animals falls over*
"You there, get back in ranks!
*Mumbles to himself*
"How do they expect me to win this war with the troops they give me? where's that coffee? I feel a headache coming on."
Morning, Rookians!
"God, please protect us from your followers. Amen." -Serge Storms
Heheh Yeah, I'm staying out of this one. Have a fun war guys!
*raises an eyebrow*
*sets down, sips coffee and watches the war unfold*
<-----wants a whip emote! (checks off list, thank you Going Rogue! *smooches*)
<-----wants female & customizable MM pets!
[Local] Free.Fall: Detra TF.. timed. last 30 minutes with handcuffs on..no one has collected the badge yet..
As a representative of the free country of Coffeeopia, we remain neutral. So leave the coffee machine out of it!!!
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
*curls up in Detra's lap, taking the position of an Unconscious Objector*
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
*Freezes all combatants in blocks of ice*
HAHA! I hereby claim victory in the name of... THE BADGERS!
*Summons forth the Badger Army from beneath the earth... TO DANCE TO THAT ONE BADGER SONG!*
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
*runs over to da Puppeh and gives him a good wallop*
~*~VexXxa~*~
The City Scoop Art Correspondent/Writer "ART IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER"//"Don't hate because VexXxa is HOT and you're NOT." - JOHNNYKAT
*sits next to Detra with the Box of Donuts*
Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality
Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM
*Join the Nekokitteh on Detras lap in a show of solidarity*
Make cookies, not war!
*Also secretly places bacon scented squeaky toys all along the major routes for puppy advances*
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
I gotta lap too Becky
Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality
Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM
*Swats some rocking chairs out of the way and pushes forward to the fridge*
Gimme my chocolate syrup! I demand chococoffeeliciousness! Rawr!
OMG!!! Come on you kittehs! We can't let the battle go to the DOGS! 
*runs over to Battledog and gives him a good kick*
~*~VexXxa~*~
The City Scoop Art Correspondent/Writer "ART IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER"//"Don't hate because VexXxa is HOT and you're NOT." - JOHNNYKAT
Ouch!
This war is getting nasty!
*sniff-sniff*
ohhhhh...bacon!!!
*attacks squeaky toy*
"God, please protect us from your followers. Amen." -Serge Storms
*Rummages around the captured fridge*
Ooh, look! there are steaks and cold pizzas in here! More supplies for the kitteh war effort!
*looks around and sees he's outnumbered even with half the kitteh forces being uncombatants*
That's it! Last chance!
*Runs and snatches the box of donuts. Lays claim to the big bed and builds a barricade of pillows and blankies.*
I is prepared for the seige!
"God, please protect us from your followers. Amen." -Serge Storms
* * * Breaking News :: Breaking News * * *
updates from the field of battle.
The Kitteh's Tiger Brigade has broken through the Puppeh Defensive line, taking the Fridge for all it's worth.
General Neko Ali, responsible in part for the relaunch of hostilities has been spotted in a neutral lap napping.
Reports from both sides indicate that the FireKitties and HellHounds have entered into combat with an Ice Creature. The Ice Creature is expected to be melted shortly.
The campaign for the hearts and minds of all non-kitties goes well as Kittenganda Minister VexXxa launches a brand new multimedia campaign for the Kitten Forces.
As a counter move, it's been reported that the Puppeh have begun areal bombings of the Coffee Machine, violating the neutral air-zone of Coffeeopia.
Stay tuned to W.R.O.K. Channel 42 Rook for further updates through out the day. We now return you to your regular showing of Triple Dare with your host Bark Summers.
updates from the field of battle.
The Kitteh's Tiger Brigade has broken through the Puppeh Defensive line, taking the Fridge for all it's worth.
General Neko Ali, responsible in part for the relaunch of hostilities has been spotted in a neutral lap napping.
Reports from both sides indicate that the FireKitties and HellHounds have entered into combat with an Ice Creature. The Ice Creature is expected to be melted shortly.
The campaign for the hearts and minds of all non-kitties goes well as Kittenganda Minister VexXxa launches a brand new multimedia campaign for the Kitten Forces.
As a counter move, it's been reported that the Puppeh have begun areal bombings of the Coffee Machine, violating the neutral air-zone of Coffeeopia.
Stay tuned to W.R.O.K. Channel 42 Rook for further updates through out the day. We now return you to your regular showing of Triple Dare with your host Bark Summers.
*Stands in the background with a bunch of dancing badgers, looking dejected*
Nobody loves the badgers, boys. Take five. Eat a worm if you've got one.
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
*Enters through the door, without opening it, driving his sack battle mech! On the side of the mech is a sign that reads, 'For Hire.'*
Hallo...
SaistBeckyNinjaPixieKittehFuzzyTigerPuppehBattlePh illyTramontaneFeyFeyPogoPogoVexXxaGlomperDetraBayS tunPandaPhilly
For those that missed it yesterday evening...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFlQNtL8F9s
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
Fed! The puppy faction has taken the donuts! Attack!
*points at Fort Battledog*
Oh no, I am a mercenary! Payment upfront and if you pay enough I might be able to get Tram and his badgers as back up.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
Quote:
Oy, Fedor. If we win the day, are you able to promise my men exclusive earthworm-harvesting rights on any ground lying beneath captured territory, in addition to their pay?
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Originally Posted by Fedor
Oh no, I am a mercenary! Payment upfront and if you pay enough I might be able to get Tram and his badgers as back up.
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Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
Tram, I needs yor badgers!
All land puppehs control will be available for earth worm digging.
Plus, the first starship off the line to take your troops to the planet Dune. Them's some big earthworms.
"God, please protect us from your followers. Amen." -Serge Storms
Today the war between the Kittehs and the Puppehs resumed. The Kitteh's made gains across the ChewToy Plains, fighting the forces of Puppeh in all out hissing and barking melee.
The Puppeh Offensive lines advanced within the residential sections of Cat-Tree City, preferring to use dirty guerrilla tactics such as marking the bases of trees, and yapping at any Kitteh that dared to lower a paw to the ground.
The fight at the Kitchen reached a standstill, with the Puppeh faction holding the Fridge with a barricade of Rocking Chair traps and the Kitteh Faction holding at the Can Opener with a strong defense of ribbon mines and ribbon turrets.
Reports from other areas are still coming in, with indications that the Puppeh Faction have brought out the catnip grenades in the fight for the living room couch.
Stay tuned to W.R.O.K. Channel 42 Rook for further updates through out the day. We now return you to your regular showing of Whose Line Was It Anyways with your Hosts Garfield, Odie, Jon, and Liz.