Rookery Thursday: Kitteh versus Puppeh


Battledog

 

Posted

Not sure what the offer will be Tramontane. HEY, no subcontracting with my subcontract mercenaries! That's cheating or something Battle.

*Turns his battle mech and fires a nerf missile at Battledog.*


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

Posted

*sends in Goldie who takes a big bite out of battedog*

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FEDOR!!

FEDOR! Join meh and you can haz the whole plate of donut faces!


~*~VexXxa~*~
The City Scoop Art Correspondent/Writer "ART IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER"//"Don't hate because VexXxa is HOT and you're NOT." - JOHNNYKAT


 

Posted

*Uses teddy bear as a bear-shield*
Hey! there.
Half the donuts to your to reinforce Fort Doggie, Fed!


"God, please protect us from your followers. Amen." -Serge Storms

 

Posted

*Immediately opens fire on Goldie, a barrage of nerf darts SPLAT against the kitteh that is attacking Battledog.*

DEAL! Hey there VexXxa!


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fedor View Post
*Immediately opens fire on Goldie, a barrage of nerf darts SPLAT against the kitteh that is attacking Battledog.*

DEAL! Hey there VexXxa!
WAIT!! FEDOR!! I offered you an entire plate of donuts, and you take the half plate from the dogz and attack my team?


~*~VexXxa~*~
The City Scoop Art Correspondent/Writer "ART IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER"//"Don't hate because VexXxa is HOT and you're NOT." - JOHNNYKAT


 

Posted

Those donuts had faces, they were scary!


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

Posted

Fed, return the donuts to me, and I will let you have all the chocolate ones, and a glass of milk


Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

 

Posted

*Seeing the sackmech fighting for the other side leaves no choice*

*POUNCE!*


 

Posted

I'm sorry, tiger, but I need those earthworm rights. We have mouths to feed.

ATTACK THE KITTEHS, MEN! ATTAAAAAAAACK!

*Sends the badgers after the tiger*


Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.

 

Posted

*yawn* All this fighting is rough and has made meh tired.

Time for a catnap everyone!


~*~VexXxa~*~
The City Scoop Art Correspondent/Writer "ART IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER"//"Don't hate because VexXxa is HOT and you're NOT." - JOHNNYKAT


 

Posted

*Calls a timeout and joins Vexxxa on the catnap pile*


 

Posted

*cracks an eye open and looks at the chaos and carnage, then rolls over on her back and kitty yawns before napping again*

Just as planned...


SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.

 

Posted

*Hangs a sign on the door to his attic lab. 'Hi-tech weaponry for sale'*

In times of war, tech sells!


-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now

 

Posted

I love it when a plan comes together.

*yawns, rolls over and suns belly on the bed that is Fort Doggie.*


"God, please protect us from your followers. Amen." -Serge Storms

 

Posted

*Iz pounced, but just as he brings up the mech's defensive measures the Tiger wanders off and falls to sleep.*

Well this is no way to run a war!

*And with that he just begins rampaging about, firing nerf rockets and anything that moves and a lot of things that don't.*


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

Posted

Fed, bring me the donut box now!


Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

 

Posted

*Rolls over on to Feys lap and purrs sleepily*


@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

 

Posted

Ummm.... but... I can still have a donut right FeyFey?

*Stomps around in his battlemech, grabbing the donuts and heading towards Fey and Becky.*


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

Posted

Of course, I'll even tip you the glass of milk as promised


Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

 

Posted

Tarnation...there goes my only bargaining power.

*raises white flag*

The kittehs have the superior battleplan. I surrender and bow to my new kitteh overlords.

*Replaces collar.*


"God, please protect us from your followers. Amen." -Serge Storms

 

Posted

OY! Cats! I'm not gonna do your fighting FOR you! Up and at 'em, before my men dig holes under you while you sleep!


Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.

 

Posted

ACK! DIdn't mean to!


Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Battledog View Post
Tarnation...there goes my only bargaining power.

*raises white flag*

The kittehs have the superior battleplan. I surrender and bow to my new kitteh overlords.

*Replaces collar.*
* * * Breaking News :: Breaking News * * *


This just in. General Battledog has surrendered to the Kitteh Forces!

The Kitteh Army marches on to take Cienfuegos!


 

Posted

*Parks his battlemech next to FeyFey and noms a donut happily.*


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

Posted

ah Kittiapocalypse...hits big red button and 1 million pups clones race toward the kitty cuddle pile...
I have been planning this for ages./.....


as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.