I hate it when:
when my brute gets killed by Statesman, or Positron...or whoever it was...

That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
My cookies run out, even though I know I just bought a new box.
//Jack
The Kickers base.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
-Groucho Marx
New Forums posts like this show up and never, ever, ever end and people keep spamming the internets!
GET OFF MEH INTERNETZ!!!!!
"We knew that the current PvP community wasn't likely to react well to the changes as they wern't who we were making changes for, so it's understandable that there is continuing complaints from that segment." - Lighthouse; i13 PvP Forums October-08 The only person honest enough to tell us the truth. You will be missed, Lighthouse :-(
@Nezz - Guardian For Life!!! @_o...
Grampa Nezz gets all cranky 'cuz he missed his nap and the prune jiuce is making him all shaky and stuff... so his cane is all wobbly.
...the dog wakes me at 4:30am...
@Blood Beret(2)Twitter
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The kids are on my lawn..... GET OFF MEH LAWN!!!
"We knew that the current PvP community wasn't likely to react well to the changes as they wern't who we were making changes for, so it's understandable that there is continuing complaints from that segment." - Lighthouse; i13 PvP Forums October-08 The only person honest enough to tell us the truth. You will be missed, Lighthouse :-(
@Nezz - Guardian For Life!!! @_o...
I'm trying to get ready for work and the dogs decide to poke along and eat slowly and not do their business when I take them out.
...someone asks my opinion and then they get offended because I don't agree with them.
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MA ArcID: 1197
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. Winston Churchill
former friends get in the way when I'm using my Dual Chainsaws to chop fruits and veggies.
...I pay for the GFE and she wont do my friends for free.
@Blood Beret(2)Twitter
I am a bad speeler, use poorer grammar, and am a frequent typoist.
MA ArcID: 1197
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. Winston Churchill
I am completely consumed with an idea for a sandwich and come to the stark realization I'm broke and am missing most of the ingredients.
... I can't find my Reese's Pieces
@Blood Beret(2)Twitter
I am a bad speeler, use poorer grammar, and am a frequent typoist.
MA ArcID: 1197
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. Winston Churchill
some people just don't understand that zombies need love too.
People who act rude or stupid on the Interwebz because they're anonymously hidden behind their computers don't die of spontaneously-combusting brain aneurysms.
when I go to the store, buy a whole bunch of stuff I need, get home and realize I forgot to put something major on the list like milk.
... Sienfeld is on, and there is not much Kramer. Cosmo Kramer is the best part of the show.
@Blood Beret(2)Twitter
I am a bad speeler, use poorer grammar, and am a frequent typoist.
MA ArcID: 1197
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. Winston Churchill
when I'm searching the internet for intersting stuff and some ISP filter pops up telling me I'm not allowed to view it because of my country of origin or region.
...when I sleep too long. (But rain does cure my insomnia)
@Blood Beret(2)Twitter
I am a bad speeler, use poorer grammar, and am a frequent typoist.
MA ArcID: 1197
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. Winston Churchill
when I eat too many cookies...well, I imagine that I'd hate that at least...

That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
imaginary friends come over all unexpected and I'm outta refreshments.
my therapist takes away my superpowers.
'i used to have superpowers until my therapists took them away' random bumper sticker
please excuse the small print. arthritis makes it difficult to use the shift keys.
I'm so far off my sleep schedule that plans I made with someone this morning may or may not happen tonight.
...Ladies are disappointed by a ménage à trois. After all, there's only one "O" in "threesome."
@Blood Beret(2)Twitter
I am a bad speeler, use poorer grammar, and am a frequent typoist.
MA ArcID: 1197
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. Winston Churchill
the Free Clinic calls to interrupt Blood Beret and puts him in a bad mood over the results.
when I'm getting ready to head out to the store and it's storming