Rookery Saturday: Cold pizza & latex

*slips outta bed and into the shower. After showering slips, tucks and squeezes into her shiney latex french maid outfit. Applies make up. Finishing it off with dark red lipstick and lipgloss.

Sets out a few small latex outfits for the kittehs & puppies

Walks down stairs and fires up the coffee makers and check the fridge for plenty varites of cold pizza.

The clicking of her heels echo throughout the empty Rookery, as she walks over and flips the open sign to on. *

Good moring everyone!!! *smooches all around*

*gives everyone big squishy boobie hugz™ (in advance)!!!

*Stretches and yawns after that most amazing hug*

I smell coffee!

*Runs to grab some before it gets cold*

Whats the plan for today?

*sets out a slice of cold pizza for Maestro*

Eh, really no plans. Just relaxing. Though I am sure some kittens & puppies will be along soon enough to cause some mischief.

*Pops out through a loose outlet cover, pads along the counter and pushes an entire pizza off onto the floor.*

There, there's your mischief! Morning DetraMaestro

*And with that he hops into a donut and begins to nom.*

*Pauses in his nomming at the sound of Saist getting pizza splatted.*

That cannot be good. Abandon donut!

*And with that he hops out of the half eaten donut and runs off down the counter.*

*bursts onto the top of the counter covered in cheese and pepperoni dripping from the ears*

Alright! Where's that Sackthingy! WHERE IS HE!

*whampages down the counter, poking into every single donut box and standalone donut visible*

MEW! WHERE IS THAT SACKTHINGY!!!

*suddenly has an idea and whampages off to DP's Dolly Supply chest*

now... where is it... I want... yes! The purple one with the pink! It'll be perfect!

*cackles and disappears into the shadows*

*Hides in a hidey place.*

*Attention Rookery Shoppers: There is a sale on Chocolate Covered Donuts in Aisle 4: Repeat, Chocolate covered donuts are on sale in Aisle 4*

*Blocks Aisle 4 with his pet gorilla named Abe*

Make sure nobody gets through Abe ol Chum.

I loves me some chocolate!

*explodes into the rookery in an explosion of bacon covered in gravy*
that was messier than normal * shrugs and flops onto of the pizza and eats it* mmmmmmmm floooor pizzzzza

So, I went to my doctor's office this morning to get a refill on this creme for my poison ivy rash. Its helping but you have to use the stuff sparringly because its such a small tube and I realize I won't make it through today, let alone the weekend, with whats left in the tube.
So I get there, first one signed in. People come in for scheduled bloodwork and theyre told the person doing the bloodwork is off today. The patients are, reasonbly, angered by this.
Two hours go by and no doctor. The secretary walks out and apologizes to the full room that the doctor was never informed patients were scheduled today. It's Saturday and you have office hours!!! What kind of incompetency is this!!!??!!
I think its time to look for a new doctor.

*Raises arms to cast Heal Other on Pogothulu*

Oh wait, I'm a blaster. I keep forgetting.

Throws him the phone book instead.

*walks in with half a deep dish meat lover's pizza from last night*

*finds a nice perch*

*settles down to watch the kitty chase the sackthing*

*Sneaks to the end of the shopping aisle, but is stopped by the gorilla.*

GAH! Someone left a giant monkey here.

*He scowls and sneaks back off, snagging a piece of pizza on the way.*

Hallo...

StunPandaPogoPogoNightookami

*Stumbles out of Ailse 4 smeared with chocolate and bits of cake*

OY, I don't feel so good...

*Looks around*

Wow, it got really messy in here!

*climbs down from the perch and approaches the ape*

*tosses a Banana of Temptation +5 past the ape*

*watches the ape chase the banana*

*shrugs and goes into the aisle to partake of the chocolate donuts*

*Goes sailing through the room, hovering six inches above the ground, and crashes into the far wall*

Oooohhh....

Ice chariot. Sure, it SOUNDS like a good idea...

Hallo Tramontane.

*Wanders along beside Stun to get a donut, tugging at the Panda's hand.*

So can you teach me the Panda Dance Stun?

*struts in, heels clicking on the floor and light glinting off her shiny latex schoolgirl outfit. A casual flick of a hand summons a cracking helfire whip*

Alright. Everyone puts the pizza in the sacks my demons will be circling with and nobody has to get hurt.


To much.



Unless you beg nicely for it.

*sends her demons after saist*

Silly girl. Trapping a mastermind doesn't do anything.

*whispers in Fedor's ear the secrets of the panda dance*

*eats a donut*

*does the panda dance to celebrate the Sharks beating the Wings 2-1*