Create a new Badge/Accolade!

All in fun....Name a newly created Badge/Accolade and give it a permanent or activatable power and a description of that power...

Example:

"Married to Long" Badge:

Renders the user incoherent for extend periods of time. Effects included the ability to hand over influence without question and wonder where it went later on.

"Altitis" badge

Grants you the ability to switch characters on the fly without quitting to the log-in screen off, regardless of what toon you switch too, what server they're on, or what side they're on!

"Just One More Level"
Renders the player unable to log off until they reach a new level. Once they do reach a new level they're still unable to log to log off till the reach a new level, ect, ect.
This remains in affect until level 50 , since there is no next level after 50.

"Overthrown"

This badge allows a player on a team with a suck-a** leader to steal the star away from them and assume leadership of the team.

"Debt Free with Xendardin"

Xendardin, don't let Debt get you down! Warning: There have been multiple side effects reported while taking Xendardin, such as Paralysis, Deafness, Weak Stream, Going Urgently, Enlarged Feet, Enlarged Fingers, Enlarged Appendix, Enlarged Sense of Confidence, Bad First Dates, Blindness, Diabetes, Drowsiness, Pregnancy, Hypersensitivity, Insomnia, Permanent Dementia, Facehuggers, Hypertension, Hyperdrive, Lack of Face, Semi-Permanent Dementia, Mostly Harmless Dementia, Headache, Nadsache, Lactic Acidosis, Colors, Having No Mouth, But Having To Scream, Bleeding of Any and All Major and Minor Organs, Addiction, Abortion, Diarrhea, Glaucoma, High Blood Pressure, Time Paradoxes, Heart Attack, and even Death.
Do not take Xendardin while driving, being 10 years old or younger, being Praetorian, planning on taking on any major villains, in an elevator, on a boat, with a goat, marketing, planning on getting married, getting married, married, being a test-participant in any Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center activities, etc.
Do not take Xendardin while pregnant, planning on becoming pregnant, aroused, or pregnant because of Xendardin. Pregnant women/men/jeorgles should not come into direct contact with Xendardin. Heck, they shouldn't even look or think about Xendardin.
If Xendardin pills suddenly start to vibrate and smoke, run for cover and call your local branch of Radiation Control immediately. Do not taunt Xendardin. Do not attempt to use Xendardin while heavily irradiated.

XENDARDIN MUST NOT COME INTO CONTACT WITH CORPSES.

Ask your doctor about Xendardin today!

The Pork and Beans badge. This is a Day Job badge. Spend time logged out under and overpass in Kings Row and you'll receive a temp power: A shopping cart which will expand your current salvage inventory limit by 15.

"Sh*tfaced"

This allows any character on Pinnacle to tap into the power of the Drunken Master, increasing their damage output by 25%.

"You've Been Tagged"
The ability to permanently flag another player as a moron in bright Orange letters under his/her name as a warning to all other players.


"Righteous Boot"

Gives the User the ability to transfer any given player that has been tagged as a moron to a server and zone of choice.

Everything here sounds like accolades. Those require a series of badges to earn, the only exceptions being V.I.P./Destined One and Vigilant/Determined, both of which required money to earn (buying the right DVD boxed set and staying subscribed to the game from August 15, 2009 - November 15, 2009).

So c'mon, if you're gonna make a new accolade, then list the badges needed to earn it.

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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:

The Shaddupanhavefun badge

"Long time RPer"
"You have Roleplayed until you couldn't Roleplay any more, and then Roleplayed even longer."

Granted for ignoring the outside world for a lengthy period of time (25 hours in a single block), including not doing things like going to the bathroom, eating, or sleeping - and in that time, you have not gained a single level.

Not being a hater. Just a badge *****.

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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:

Skipper Badge:

Awarded for the hours spent trying to get on one of the various boats aimlessly floating Paragon waterways. You know you've all tried....

"Glass Ceiling" badge
spend time logged off flying/hovering at the highest point allowed in the zone. vertical speed it increased 10%


"Bobber" badge
spend time logged off in water other then sewers.
gain one fish in your inventory when you log in

"It's a Buoy" badge
spend even more time logged off in water other then the sewer.
(possible needed with 'skipper' badge to acquire an accolade? I'm thinking the 'Moby Dick' accolade.. but there should be more badges needed for it)

Lag Badge.....

Log in on an Anniversary date and watch your fps drop to an all time low.

Off Topic Badge: You have successfully posted an off topic subject in a thread or injected something off topic into an ongoing conversation.

Ad block plus rocks for terrible eyesore signatures posted by people.


Edit: Cruelty is unwarranted

Grouser: You have successfully whined and complained in over 100 posts or conversations.

"made your mark, almost"
you've made your mark in this game buy creating a significant amount of new badges that will never be implemented.

"Shameless Post-Count Booster"

Awarded when you make double-posts in any given thread, like Djeannie. Allows you to lock out everyone else from the thread even if you didn't create it.

The Cottonelle Badge

You are responsible for multiple team wipes.

Nerd Rage Badge


Awarded the Nerd Rage Badge for multiple reasons of fuming, fire, and kicking/hitting/slapping a computer once in your life over simple to very minor things in life.

"Fake Noob"

You have 60 months of experience yet you pretend you're new and intentionally screw your team over. This earns you permanent debt that can NEVER be worked off and does NOT earn debt badges. Dork.