Things I have learned from video games


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Male dwarves are from Russia, while female dwarves are from Ireland.

While it IS possible to get Imoen to pick Drizzt's pocket and relieve him of Twinkle, if he catches you he will beat the ever-loving crap out of you.

Miniature giant space hamsters can show up anywhere and give you knowing smiles.


 

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Originally Posted by BrokenPrey View Post
No matter how strong you are you can't pick up a car
Unless you can, in which case you can hum that sucka the length of a football field.


 

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And... who knew... aliens know Gilbert and Sullivan!


 

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At the center of the universe is a little flying saucer with a huge megaphone trying to sell timeshare on earth.


 

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Originally Posted by Demon_Shell View Post
At the center of the universe is a little flying saucer with a huge megaphone trying to sell timeshare on earth.
Never did make it there on Spore...



Blazing Blue 50 fire/fire Blast, BlueStarr 50 PB, BlueSt 50 stone/ss Tank, Purple Pummaler 50 bs/regen Scrap, Green Puritan 50 emp/nrg Def, Raging Red 50 ice/cold Cor,WhiteLightning 50 ill/storm Cont, GrayMatter 44 WS,Green Marauder 24 nrg/stone Brute,Dark Blue Blaze 26 fire/fire Cor,etc

 

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No matter how high you jump from, if you fall on a haystack you will be fine.


 

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If you kill enough people, regardless of the method, you will get stronger.


 

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Hookers are SOOO flammable.


 

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Your average Joe or Jane can easily lift a Minigun, march around with it for hours on end, and withstand the recoil of firing with minimal effort.


 

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Mainly from Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction

If you are told to keep a mission low-profile and there is not a building left standing, and several innocent civilians are killed, it's okay, you just lose a little money.


 

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I learned that the ET game for the Atari was used as landfill fodder :P


"You wear a mask to hide who you are, I wear a mask to show who I am"

Arc ID 91456: The Zombie Apocalypse Task Force:poster 1, poster 2


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Oh, and I also learned that people will put a single pack of ammo in a case the size of the titanic...


"You wear a mask to hide who you are, I wear a mask to show who I am"

Arc ID 91456: The Zombie Apocalypse Task Force:poster 1, poster 2


CLICK THE ABOVE LINK TO HELP DO YOUR PART TO SAVE C.O.H!!!!!

 

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That reminds me, apparently people keep weapon ammo in filing cabinets and in storage closets at offices.


 

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Originally Posted by Demon_Shell View Post
That reminds me, apparently people keep weapon ammo in filing cabinets and in storage closets at offices.
If you think that's unusual, I know someone who keeps spare clips in the baby's diaper bag and extra ammo in vases and flower pots around the home... and don't even ask about that lump you feel on the couch.


"Goodbye, Jean-Luc. I'm gonna miss you... you had such potential. But then again, all good things must come to an end..." -- Q

 

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Did you know that people don't need water to survive? Unless they do, in which case they can't get enough. Ever. Like you can hand that dude sitting outside of Rivet City like twenty bottles of purified water and the selfish jerk'll just keep asking for more. I'm an enabling this guy to never do anything with his life, how is this raising my karma?


 

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No one will ever think to look for you in a haystack.