Things I have learned from video games
At the center of the universe is a little flying saucer with a huge megaphone trying to sell timeshare on earth.
Blazing Blue 50 fire/fire Blast, BlueStarr 50 PB, BlueSt 50 stone/ss Tank, Purple Pummaler 50 bs/regen Scrap, Green Puritan 50 emp/nrg Def, Raging Red 50 ice/cold Cor,WhiteLightning 50 ill/storm Cont, GrayMatter 44 WS,Green Marauder 24 nrg/stone Brute,Dark Blue Blaze 26 fire/fire Cor,etc
No matter how high you jump from, if you fall on a haystack you will be fine.
If you kill enough people, regardless of the method, you will get stronger.
Hookers are SOOO flammable.
Your average Joe or Jane can easily lift a Minigun, march around with it for hours on end, and withstand the recoil of firing with minimal effort.
Mainly from Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction
If you are told to keep a mission low-profile and there is not a building left standing, and several innocent civilians are killed, it's okay, you just lose a little money.
That reminds me, apparently people keep weapon ammo in filing cabinets and in storage closets at offices.
"Goodbye, Jean-Luc. I'm gonna miss you... you had such potential. But then again, all good things must come to an end..." -- Q
Did you know that people don't need water to survive? Unless they do, in which case they can't get enough. Ever. Like you can hand that dude sitting outside of Rivet City like twenty bottles of purified water and the selfish jerk'll just keep asking for more. I'm an enabling this guy to never do anything with his life, how is this raising my karma?
No matter how strong you are you can't pick up a car
Radiation does great things to the body