The Night Before Christmas, Paragon Style
The Phalanx were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of boss fights danced in their heads.
--NT
They all laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
But I showed them, and nobody's laughing at me now!
If I became a red name, I would be all "and what would you mere mortals like to entertain me with today, mu hu ha ha ha!" ~Arcanaville
And Positron in his power suit and I, Statesman in my helmet,
Had just settled our brains for until the next time Paragon City was in danger, and we were in our element.


Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
Meanwhile. Tyrant, Recluse and all the evil lords,
Drew up diabolical schemes on their newly-unwrapped boards
Username: @Royal
The Alien Tyrant, 357388: Stop the reign of an evil emperor!
Spawning Chaos, 469020: Form an army of Freaks, win the Freaklympics!
The Restarian Front, 363257: Stop the invasion of an alien fleet from another galaxy!

"Attack them by sea!" Mako said with a shout,
Recluse just groned, he did not know what tonight was about.
"I have a suggestion!" Tyrant said with a grin,
and held up to the boardroom a ten foot long pin
Time to write a new Christmas story. One worthy of Paragon.
I'll start, next person adds the next stanza...yadda yadda yadda.
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and down in Kings Row
The Paladen was stomping any hero who was slow.