Issue 17 Announced!


Chyll

 

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City of Heroes® Issue 17: Intense Boredom
Welcome to Issue 17: Intense Boredom
Issue 17: Intense Boredom has the following features:

Gameplay:
  • Resolved a game stability issue (which was in no way increases to the stability of the game on your computer.).
  • Memory Leaks and Memory Dumps (When you gotta go you gotta go).

Macintosh Client:
  • Why we even bothered making a MAC client, I don't know. But hey, we fixed some stuff that wasn't really important in the first place.

Mission Architect:
  • [Place positive note about User Created Content Here]


New Emotes:
  • PalmFace - When activated, do we really need to explain?
  • RageQuit - When activated, you will quit the game before you even select a Hero or Villain!

General
  • Fixed some bugs here and there, nothing seriously important or game changing.


New Tasks:
  • Step 1: Crash
  • Step 2: Report
  • Step 3: Repeat Step 1 and Step 2


City of Heroes
  • none

City of Villains
  • Opened Shadow Shard. Oh wait sorry, that's not going to happen, evAr!


This is JUST A JOKE, a little tongue and cheek, a poke at the Devs. Thanks Paragon Studios, NCsoft and the Devs for City of, it has kept my attention for 5 years and I still love the game!Can't wait for Going Rouge!


"...now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb" - Dark Helmet

 

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I don't get it.


There are no words for what this community, and the friends I have made here mean to me. Please know that I care for all of you, yes, even you. If you Twitter, I'm MrThan. If you're Unleashed, I'm dumps. I'll try and get registered on the Titan Forums as well. Peace, and thanks for the best nine years anyone could ever ask for.

 

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Originally Posted by DumpleBerry View Post
I don't get it.
That's ok. You're not in the same boat as me


"...now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb" - Dark Helmet

 

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Originally Posted by Ironik View Post
Call me crazy, but I like a little humor in my jokes.
this


City of Heroes was my first MMO, & my favorite computer game.

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Okay, since we're all scratching our heads over this, wanna enlighten us? Going by the updates I'm guessing your comp tends to faceplant a lot when you're trying to play the game, but that's me guessing. What's the story?


"Take the Yuan-Ti, bash them with a club made of frozen stupidity, then rip out their sense of subtlety with a rusty spoon, and then you have the Snakes of Mercy Isle" -Taltha Widowfang, drow stalker
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Well, it's some of the game BS that we talk about while playing the game.

At this point, it's like we've accomplished almost everything and can always find something to complain about, but we still play the game. I.E. Shadow Shard for villains, it's not gonna happen.

Think about any issues you might have had or your friends might have had then look at the little list and hopefully will see the humor.


"...now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb" - Dark Helmet

 

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Originally Posted by Jonny_B View Post
Shadow Shard for villains, it's not gonna happen.
Darrin Wade might have something to say about that


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Well, that's about as much as I can say here w/o getting flamed.


"...now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb" - Dark Helmet

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