*looks around and sighs* Can't we just live in the moment? 
*levitates to the COFFEETRON9000 and gets a mug of olde tyme coffee with fresh cream and real sugar*
Where's my wand? I guess I'll hafta borrow someone else's.
Also, good morning peoples. Have a magical day.
Don't you love how you finally find the two people on the server who are not idiots and you can team with seamlessly (two defenders & a blaster against the world) - and then the server goes down for maintenance? Life is funny.
What are y'all up to?
Sorry to hear about your luck, Jen. I'm at work right now so I can't even have that 
To help ease your mind, why don't you click the link in my siggy. It'll make you happy!
Thank you. I do sympathize for work folks. When I figure out how to post on the board from work, it will be on and crackin'. Is there a Blackberry/PDA version of the forum?
(Let us all sing the praises of the Blackberry. Amen, hallelujah, thank you RIM.)
I'm pretty sure you can browse and post on the forums from a Blackberry, I use my Sidekick once in a while to post.
Wizardry?
Hrmmmm......
/e casts Tiltowait on the Virtue server!
/e noms some bacon and toast and waits for the server to let folks log in.
Good Morning all!
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
*comes zooming in on an out of control brook and crashes near the fireplace*
Ack.. I warned my witch about that low overpass, but did she listen, nooooooo. ker-splatto.
*tries to dust some of the soot off of her but remains completely black as she wanders around the room, crossing in front of people*
So um... I seem to be out one gig now. Anybody need a familiar? I work cheap.
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
*wanders by and tosses a giant moaning black runesword into the back room*
Shaddup already, will ya? Sheesh, miss one morning soul-sucking and its like dealing with a 2 year old...
Morning all. Lets summon up a pink and purple dragon witha tiara and fairy wings and turn him loose on Washington DC. That'll liven things up a bit.
*Appears in a pillar of fire and smoke, leaping from it and slapping out the little fires this causes all over his robe and hat. A slightly singed sack person sized staff lays on the ground next to him.*
YOWCH! That is the worst way to travel since flying coach!
Good morning....
RadEmmiJenRookyNekoDaKittehTwipper.
You can be my familiar Neko.
A dragon? I can do that Twipper!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*brings Fedor a magical chocolate donut as her first act of familiararity*
Here ya go, boss!
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
*Conjures a magicky squeaky, wiggly catnip mouse as a reward.*
And for you my good familiar Neko!
*He hops into the donut and begins nomming away.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*stumbles in*
Boog *cough cough* er
*gets tea*
Greetings Rookians
Defcon 0 - (D4 lvl 50),DJ Shecky Cape Radio
@Shecky
Twitter: @DJ_Shecky, @siliconshecky, @thecaperadio
When you air your dirty laundry out on a clothesline above the street, everyone is allowed to snicker at the skid marks in your underoos. - Lemur_Lad
*walks down from the attic wizards lab wearing his black wizard robes*
ack!! is it new students day????
perchance a mug of fine coffee then a flagon or three of guinness ale. 
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
*Conjures Shecky a cup of hot tea the sized of a bathtub. And then magickally turns PogoPogo's robes plaid.*
Morning SheckyPogoPogo
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*puts on a robe and wizard hat*
Go Phillies.
Damn skippy, go Phillies
I'm rooting for the lesser of the two evils.
*dons a +5 Hat of Charisma*
I'm off to instruct a room full of dreaded Realtors.
If I don't return, they ett me. Avenge my death, Rookians.
We will avenge you Twipper!
Ummm... I can has your stuff right?
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*Hovers in on a disc of energy*
Morning all!
*Flings bolts of energy about the room, turning random objects into faeries and little ball of fluff with eyes and feet*
*Gets hit with bolt of energy, but is already a fairy ball of fluffy with eyes and feet*
*blinks*
*shrugs*
*Casts Rookizens Inimitable SIlliness Mark11 and dares anyone to notice the difference*
*falls asleep in Lake MochaJava*
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
*watches his hat grow larger and more crooked as a result of the spell*
I suppose that was an exponential effect.
Hello all.
appears in ABOSAF (or whatever that spell is.)
*cough, cough*
too much smoke in that spell for me. Guess it should have been fire and smoke instead of the other way around.
Current favs: Champ: Frau Schmeterling-22 MM 50s: NOTW-Blaster, Cat-Girl Commando-corr, Queen of the Dawn-PB, NOTW-Def, Peterbilt-Brute, IcedTNA-Tank, Archilies-scrap, Mann Eater-stalk, Redemptive Soul-toller, Mt Fuji of A-Team-Tank, Hot Stuff Vale-Dom
My MiniCity
Hey there FuzzyTigerBayPeteyPete
*Waves his staff in circles and conjures.... another donut.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*Appears in a cloud of smoke, wearing classic wizardly clothing. He waves his wand, and the chefbots are dressed in magic user clothing, and he then waves it and the entire Rookery is decorated in magical themes*
Well, that's my task for now. See you all later!
*waves his wand and vanishes from view*
ATs to 50 - TA/A Def, Nrg/Nrg Blaster, EM/EA Brute, WS,ELM/ELA Stalker