Scrappers and involuntary side switching...


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Originally Posted by Shred_Monkey View Post
I've tried this on many occasions and it turns out that due to some odd twist in game mechanics, we can't actually target good guys with our attacks.
Ah, but that's convenient. Killing bad people makes you a good person. So if you can target it, killing it makes you a better person. And killing thousands of bad people makes you a super hero!

(And yes, I understand that in this particular mythos, nobody ever really dies. As Diggis indicates, I have scrapperlock, so I'm not letting that stop me from engaging in pointless debate. After all, I can target this debate, so it needs to be stabbed to death!)

(And I was really hoping that CoV would let me finally kill all those stupid pedestrians that push my super-powered *** away from whatever I was doing all the time. And contacts. I wanted CoV to let me kill annoying contacts. I was truly disappointed.)


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I eat chunks out of my enemies. So when they get ported to the hospital to get fixed, a part of them will always be with me.


Be well, people of CoH.

 

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Originally Posted by Wuigly Squigly View Post
To add to BaB's quote, notice how theres no decapitating or dismembering moves from swords n stuff? Kinda makes the healing processs more realistic.
Orly?

Beheader from the Battle Axe set.
Eviscerate from the Claws set (That's when you remove someone's guts from their body)
Disembowel from the Broad Sword set.
Head Splitter from the Broad Sword set.



Just sayin'.


 

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Sadly, the names mean nothing. If eviscerate's current animation actually caused intestines to drop to the ground from the bellies of our enemies... I'd hate it a LOT less.


Be well, people of CoH.

 

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Originally Posted by Bill Z Bubba View Post
Sadly, the names mean nothing. If eviscerate's current animation actually caused intestines to drop to the ground from the bellies of our enemies... I'd hate it a LOT less.
We need blood mode. If you hit the "blood mode" option then you are prompted with "I certifiy that I am over 18..." That'll keep the kids out. Ya know, just like the porn sites that I've heard about.

Then we can enjoy a more adult version of the game.


 

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Originally Posted by JohnX View Post
We need blood mode. If you hit the "blood mode" option then you are prompted with "I certifiy that I am over 18..." That'll keep the kids out. Ya know, just like the porn sites that I've heard about.

Then we can enjoy a more adult version of the game.
Johnny...

you are brilliant!

I 2nd the motion.

Get to it BABs.


 

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Originally Posted by JohnX View Post
Nobody ever dies from getting beaten to death.

There's an inherent problem with that statement..


 

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Originally Posted by Silverado View Post
"Kill minions to save billions"
The above seems more appropriate to hero culture


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They were appropriately appalled
at the discovery of the eight victims
They're now putting it all together.
Women wrapped in silk
with one leg missing
Eight legs, one body, silk,
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